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Computer guy doin life things

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Some things I like and do: 🎥🏈🏒🏁🔫🎧🚗💻

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patchcat @patchcat.social · Aug 4
Max: pandemic buddy, road warrior, lover of human food, best friend. Until next time.
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self inflicted food poisoning is the worst because you have nobody to blame but yourself. now excuse me while I curse god for creating the stomach
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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porksweats.bsky.social
they'll never stop fortnite
have no fears, they've got seasons for years
marge becomes a robot
maybe moe gets a crash pad
has bart ever owned a bear
brendelbored.bsky.social Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16h
Fortnite

Moe - The Simpsons
A picture of a PS5 displaying a graphic from Fortnite saying what is in the post
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I love seeing the bangers that cross community lines based on some shared experience. Like 90% of my Bluesky is furries or sports, so if I see something that’s about neither I know it’s got the juice
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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math textbook covers for some reason:
sardonicus.eu Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · Jul 9
Robert Patrick on the set of Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991
Robert Patrick on the set of Terminator 2: Judgement Day He has lines/squares all over him, even his tighty whitey terminator pants.
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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It’s more likely than you think meme but it says Fortnite? Simpsons the Moe
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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we are so fucking back
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I need Pope Leo's Letterboxd and I need it now
tomdavidson92.bsky.social Tom Davidson @tomdavidson92.bsky.social · 2d
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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fantasynflnews.bsky.social
Shedeur Sanders' regular-season debut:

4/16
47 passing yards
0 TDs, 1 INT
13.5 passer rating
2 sacks taken
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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turbojehtt.net
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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thedrawplay.com
CHEERS, BUFFALO
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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apeslion.bsky.social
If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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httcs.online
Screenshot of BlueSky post from @franzsherbert: Me to my Al-enabled smart fridge in 2038: Do we have any milk left My fridge: Wow. Now that's a question worth exploring. By asking me something like that, you've proven that you're not thinking in ordinary ways -you're dialed in to what's really vital about food. Let's dive in.
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Panthers real?
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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nflscorigami.bsky.social
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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ahamm.bsky.social
Me looking in the mailbox as an adult
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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thedrawplay.com
CHEERS, JAGUARS!
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Whoof, JJ is not the answer in Minnesota.
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I think we’ve over-romanticized food trucks. What do you mean you’re selling wagyu smash burgers for $18 a pop
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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OnionTM (they/them) @AnarchOnion "When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer" is such a raw quote and its so funny that it was entirely made up by the Die Hard movie and is the exact opposite of what happened historically
March 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Our Statement Regarding Recent Events during GoldenHorn 2025:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VMjkmTTmCtAn7AhGEVZ7nri710tT1phs/view?usp=drivesdk
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM