parkerpyrope
@parkouricus.bsky.social
pssst. i just made an account so i can make bluesky run less badly for me
21 | he/they | deltarune, homestuck, furries, fun things
i was @parkouricus on cohost
i sometimes repost (tagged) NSFW
21 | he/they | deltarune, homestuck, furries, fun things
i was @parkouricus on cohost
i sometimes repost (tagged) NSFW
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Media literacy is down, so to be clear, when the WSJ writes “Ultimately, the fact pattern Meta relies on to meet its conflicting objectives strains credibility” about your accounting practices and runs an accompanying flowchart, that is the equivalent of a 500-foot neon sign reading “FRAUD”
This feels like one of those stories you're going to look at a year from now and say to yourself, "Why didn't I move more of my portfolio into cash?" **
** (This post is for informational purposes only and should not be construed as financial or any other advice.)
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www.wsj.com/tech/meta-ai...
** (This post is for informational purposes only and should not be construed as financial or any other advice.)
🎁
www.wsj.com/tech/meta-ai...
AI Meets Aggressive Accounting at Meta’s Gigantic New Data Center
Favorable treatment off the balance sheet hinges on some convenient assumptions.
www.wsj.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Media literacy is down, so to be clear, when the WSJ writes “Ultimately, the fact pattern Meta relies on to meet its conflicting objectives strains credibility” about your accounting practices and runs an accompanying flowchart, that is the equivalent of a 500-foot neon sign reading “FRAUD”
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A reminder that men only want three things:
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A reminder that men only want three things:
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
back in DDR 2013, Konami accidentally set the Extra Stage song to be the beginner difficulty of ELEMENTAL CREATION for a few hours -- about a week before the event to unlock it came out
for lack of clean audio, one forum poster tried to recreate the song: zenius-i-vanisher.com/v5.2/thread?...
for lack of clean audio, one forum poster tried to recreate the song: zenius-i-vanisher.com/v5.2/thread?...
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
back in DDR 2013, Konami accidentally set the Extra Stage song to be the beginner difficulty of ELEMENTAL CREATION for a few hours -- about a week before the event to unlock it came out
for lack of clean audio, one forum poster tried to recreate the song: zenius-i-vanisher.com/v5.2/thread?...
for lack of clean audio, one forum poster tried to recreate the song: zenius-i-vanisher.com/v5.2/thread?...
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found someone i really like
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
found someone i really like
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commission drawing
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
commission drawing
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In the very first Beatmania arcade game, during the song "jam jam reggae", there's a background image with a very subtle "Fuck [Konami logo]" underneath "Gradius Forever"
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
In the very first Beatmania arcade game, during the song "jam jam reggae", there's a background image with a very subtle "Fuck [Konami logo]" underneath "Gradius Forever"
Dance Dance Revolution: Disney Channel Edition (2008) features three songs you can only unlock by Marvelous Full Comboing any chart on beginner, basic, and difficult (respectively)
it is the only DDR game to ever require you to Marvelous Full Combo ANYTHING for ANY reward
it is the only DDR game to ever require you to Marvelous Full Combo ANYTHING for ANY reward
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Dance Dance Revolution: Disney Channel Edition (2008) features three songs you can only unlock by Marvelous Full Comboing any chart on beginner, basic, and difficult (respectively)
it is the only DDR game to ever require you to Marvelous Full Combo ANYTHING for ANY reward
it is the only DDR game to ever require you to Marvelous Full Combo ANYTHING for ANY reward
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“Sometimes these people give the impression that their minds would be blown by a newspaper.”
I realize there are only like 5 people who may do this but I would strongly suggest giving this a read.
Gift link
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/o...
Gift link
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/o...
Opinion | How the Elite Behave When No One Is Watching: Inside the Epstein Emails
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“Sometimes these people give the impression that their minds would be blown by a newspaper.”
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
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the albums out. please enjoy their performance.
May 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the albums out. please enjoy their performance.
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(tummy smothering) idk they both seem pretty comfy to me 💜
for dewiwah!!!
for dewiwah!!!
October 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
(tummy smothering) idk they both seem pretty comfy to me 💜
for dewiwah!!!
for dewiwah!!!
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(endo vore) tucking her in 💕
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
(endo vore) tucking her in 💕
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November 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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i had this idea in my head for weeks now
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i had this idea in my head for weeks now
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The Los Angeles Record
November 22, 1921
November 22, 1921
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Los Angeles Record
November 22, 1921
November 22, 1921
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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That recent MLB game be like
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
That recent MLB game be like
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you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
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Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
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sorry 'bout the long read. if anyone cares what i think, here you go:
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
sorry 'bout the long read. if anyone cares what i think, here you go: