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parkerpyrope

@parkouricus.bsky.social

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pssst. i just made an account so i can make bluesky run less badly for me
21 | he/they | deltarune, homestuck, furries, fun things

i was @parkouricus on cohost

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Dinosaur Comics!

@qwantz.com

daaaaaaamn i can't believe all those other suckier dudes made me lose enlightenment. wtf

www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

T-Rex: I have grown a vegetable. Is it a good vegetable? No.
T-Rex: But!

T-Rex: It is a LARGE vegetable!

Dromiceiomimus: So I guess now you're entering one of those county fairs for large vegetables?
T-Rex: I guess? What else do you do with a large veggie? It won't taste good. It's too big; its insides are certainly nasty.
Dromiceiomimus: Quick, to the county fair!!

Narrator: AFTER THE JUDGING:
T-Rex: SEVENTH PLACE?!
Utahraptor: That's not bad, buddy!

T-Rex: Sure, but it's not GREAT! I thought I had a big vegetable but six other people's vegetables were WAY bigger.
Utahraptor: They were TRYING to grow loomsters! You did it by ACCIDENT.
T-Rex: The lesson? Someone's always better at EVERYTHING, and all I can do is be content with my best!

Narrator: THIS REALIZATION CAUSES T-REX TO ACHIEVE... ENLIGHTENMENT!!
T-Rex: AW FRIG!!
T-Rex: Being enlightened RULES; beats me why other dudes don't do it! They must SUCK!
Narrator: BUT THAT COMMENT MAKES HIM LOSE ENLIGHTENMENT AGAIN!
T-Rex: ...Dang.

November 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM

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DRAKOMACHINA

@drakomachina.bsky.social

this battle shall be a mercy!!!!! #legendsza #pokemon

November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM

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naur 🔞 | kyommissions closed

@nerunaur.bsky.social

Fixed dildo anatomy ^^;

November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM

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🌵🌺 mado 🌺 🌵

@madocactus.itch.io

this might just be the craziest rpgmaker game ive ever encountered and i mean that in the most positive was possible. HOW does it do *handwaves* all of that

nocoldiz.itch.io/hypernet-exp...

Hypernet Explorer by nocoldiz

Dungeon & web-crawling roguelike

nocoldiz.itch.io

November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM

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boobs are progressive and feminist

@bapaf.bsky.social

November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM

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Alariko

@alariko.bsky.social

November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM

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Mark Harris

@markharris.bsky.social

Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.

Yes, THAT Pope.

The logic of algorithms tends to repeat what “works,” but art opens up what is possible. Not everything has to be immediate or predictable. Defend slowness when it serves a purpose, silence when it speaks and difference when evocative. Beauty is not just a means of escape; it is above all an invocation. When cinema is authentic, it does not merely console, but challenges. It articulates the questions that dwell within us, and sometimes, even provokes tears that we did not know we needed to express.

November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM

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Alexandria ⛯

@ash243x.bsky.social

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

Mediaite @mediaite.com · 5d

‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters

Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.

dlvr.it

November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM

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Diabetus

@diabetus.bsky.social

November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM

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Stella Sacco

@antlervel.vet

3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.

2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.

Facebook memory.

On this day
3 years ago

Stella Sacco
Nov 15, 2022
I am happy beyond words to say that Riot has told me the job is mine.

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November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM

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New Title Cards Every Day! The Official DBZEpisodes Account

@dbzepisodes.bsky.social

November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM

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Night-Piper

@roodypatooti.bsky.social

November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM

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Night-Piper

@roodypatooti.bsky.social

November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM

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Micah Seacole

@micahseacole.bsky.social

fightchatcontrol.eu

red text on white, it reads: *EU politicians exempt themselves from this surveillance under "professional secrecy" rules. They get privacy.
You and your family do not. Demand fairness.

November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM

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Night-Piper

@roodypatooti.bsky.social

November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM

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Evan Urquhart

@evanurquhart.bsky.social

It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.

Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 3d

November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM

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goink

@goink.bsky.social

UTAGE IS DEAD

Utage wa Eien ni ~SHD~ [TAG4] TD 97.88% FC #1

November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM

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Whitetail

@1stargachaclub.bsky.social

I'm out of money again and need some work, if anyone is interested in music commissions you can fill out my form here:

forms.gle/5z2Tq2NtvXPT...

200 dollars will get you something like this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O2N...