Forgot I had bluesky lads

It's because we all have day jobs, advances are pennies, publishers don't market, one underperforming book tanks your career, and we're expected to be well-tuned brand machines on social media websites designed to suck our souls dry.

Yeah i can be discursive. Shovin dis Cursive CD into my six disc changer

I have a phone again, perhaps I will even put the bluesky app on it. perhaps, one could dream

i have been in the wars lately, some mf made off with my phone. i don't mind vanishing into the ether occasionally but i want it to be a decision. it had cool stickers on it too. give me back my phone with my cool pepper raccoon stickers on it you fuck head.

🗣📣 Friends DO NOT let friends sleep on BANG BANG BODHISATTVA by Aubrey Wood, I rePEAT, FRIENDS DO NOT LET FR—*sniped for peace and quiet*

I think about this tweet constantly

Working in the enrolment space at a university for two years in 2022-2023 has given me takes that would send some of my right wing relatives into some variety of deathly shock

Having a bad day? Look at the baby albatross! Feeling stressed? Consider looking at the baby albatross. Bored and at a loose end on a Friday afternoon? Have you considered looking at a baby albatross?

I gotta keep my voice down tho my mum's on here (it's fine she's cool but this is not a place of honour no great needs are commemorated here etc)

I'm on this site for 10 minutes and that's how long it takes me to start hating i guess

I think we should all start shitposting on LinkedIn. It would only improve the site. I should be able to reply to the posts of people who make the assumption their audience works only office hours with the most deep fried jpegs imaginable

I guess I'm here now lads. What's happening in here