Paranoid Android
@paranoidroid.bsky.social
A paranoid android in Ottawa aspiring to be fitter, happier
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Joel Harding is running in my riding and I refuse to vote for him after the Sarah Jama shanking he did. In fact the NDP keeps texting me for support and I’m annoyed
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Joel Harding is running in my riding and I refuse to vote for him after the Sarah Jama shanking he did. In fact the NDP keeps texting me for support and I’m annoyed
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This is a great point. For example, when I look back at the epochal changes of this past January, I would personally have voted not to confirm Marco Rubio
We often look back on the seminal moments in our history and wonder "What would I have done?"
This is our moment. This is our time.
We must stand up. We must speak out. We must do everything we can to stop a President who has every intention of destroying our democracy.
This is our moment. This is our time.
We must stand up. We must speak out. We must do everything we can to stop a President who has every intention of destroying our democracy.
April 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is a great point. For example, when I look back at the epochal changes of this past January, I would personally have voted not to confirm Marco Rubio
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Why is the world treating the symptoms and not focused on the disease? One man should not control the worlds economy. How are leaders everywhere allowing this to happen and spending time appeasing him to “negotiate” instead of standing together against this man’s insanity?
April 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Why is the world treating the symptoms and not focused on the disease? One man should not control the worlds economy. How are leaders everywhere allowing this to happen and spending time appeasing him to “negotiate” instead of standing together against this man’s insanity?
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The part that jumped out to me was actually wanting to know what questions would be asked. What an incredible level of insecurity; they’re scared.
April 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The part that jumped out to me was actually wanting to know what questions would be asked. What an incredible level of insecurity; they’re scared.
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My trade deficit with Costco is wild.
April 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My trade deficit with Costco is wild.
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Omg
April 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Omg
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"Please get rid of Elon," I whispered to the little paw. "Replace him with anyone. I don't care who." A finger curled.
Trump is now making personnel decisions based on recommendations from Laura Loomer
White House fires three NSC staffers after president meets with far-right activist Laura Loomer | CNN Politics
The White House fired at least three National Security Council staffers on Wednesday, three sources familiar with the move told CNN.
www.cnn.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Please get rid of Elon," I whispered to the little paw. "Replace him with anyone. I don't care who." A finger curled.
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I’ve seen enough, ready to call this election:
March 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’ve seen enough, ready to call this election:
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So many different emotions
March 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So many different emotions
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Every terrorist on earth
March 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every terrorist on earth
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"We don’t want your Nazi cars / take a one-way trip to Mars" is a pretty good chant
March 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"We don’t want your Nazi cars / take a one-way trip to Mars" is a pretty good chant
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Danielle Smith asked the Trump administration to influence our elections to help elect Pierre Poilievre, because he would be better aligned with a country trying to destroy us. It's dumb politics, but it's more than that: It's a genuinely dangerous moment for Canada. www.thestar.com/politics/pol...
Bruce Arthur: Trump administration is Canada’s enemy, even if Alberta’s premier sees it as a friend
Danielle Smith might argue that the United States is not the biggest threat to Canada’s existence in its recent history, but the rest of us must have a clearer view
www.thestar.com
March 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Danielle Smith asked the Trump administration to influence our elections to help elect Pierre Poilievre, because he would be better aligned with a country trying to destroy us. It's dumb politics, but it's more than that: It's a genuinely dangerous moment for Canada. www.thestar.com/politics/pol...
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
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Paywalls are killing journalism. It needs to be paid for but this system is NOT working. News is locked up and misinformation is free.
March 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Paywalls are killing journalism. It needs to be paid for but this system is NOT working. News is locked up and misinformation is free.
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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith asked US administration to "put things on pause" to help Poilievre get elected as PM x.com/cspotweet/st...
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith asked US administration to "put things on pause" to help Poilievre get elected as PM x.com/cspotweet/st...
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
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March 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Thinking further: This is a sitting Premier asking our enemies - and there is no question that the current US administration is an enemy of a free and sovereign Canada - for help to influence a Canadian election for a federal party leader who better aligns with those enemies.
March 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Thinking further: This is a sitting Premier asking our enemies - and there is no question that the current US administration is an enemy of a free and sovereign Canada - for help to influence a Canadian election for a federal party leader who better aligns with those enemies.
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A Vichy Canadian.
Smith to Breitbart: “What I fear is the longer this dispute goes on, politicians posture, and it seems to be benefiting the Liberals right now. So I would hope we could put things on pause is what I’ve told administration officials. Let’s just put things on pause so we can get through an election.”
Exclusive--Canadian Premier Danielle Smith: Trudeau Blew Tariff Negotiations in First Mar-a-Lago Meeting
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith of the United Conseravtive Party told Breitbart News Saturday that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau set Canada back in tariff negotiations with America during a meeting wit...
www.breitbart.com
March 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A Vichy Canadian.
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@thebreakdownab.bsky.social has discovered audio of Alberta Premier Danielle Smith admitting to pressuring the US Administration to pause tariffs to attempt to benefit Pierre Poilievre. Stating that Pierre would be “the best interest for the current direction of the party”
March 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
@thebreakdownab.bsky.social has discovered audio of Alberta Premier Danielle Smith admitting to pressuring the US Administration to pause tariffs to attempt to benefit Pierre Poilievre. Stating that Pierre would be “the best interest for the current direction of the party”
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I really appreciate this daily does of motivation! 🇨🇦💪
#TeamCanada
#TeamCanada
March 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I really appreciate this daily does of motivation! 🇨🇦💪
#TeamCanada
#TeamCanada
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Fellow Canadians : Let us please do everything in our power not to elect this absolute dipshit.
The man is a career politician that has never done a day of manual labour in his fucking life and yet he hides behind idiotic slogans like this.
Boo this man at every turn. May he never know peace.
The man is a career politician that has never done a day of manual labour in his fucking life and yet he hides behind idiotic slogans like this.
Boo this man at every turn. May he never know peace.
March 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Fellow Canadians : Let us please do everything in our power not to elect this absolute dipshit.
The man is a career politician that has never done a day of manual labour in his fucking life and yet he hides behind idiotic slogans like this.
Boo this man at every turn. May he never know peace.
The man is a career politician that has never done a day of manual labour in his fucking life and yet he hides behind idiotic slogans like this.
Boo this man at every turn. May he never know peace.
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This is going to be remembered for all time as Columbia’s response to having a student protestor kidnapped and held prisoner by a budding authoritarian regime. It is unspeakable cowardice.
March 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is going to be remembered for all time as Columbia’s response to having a student protestor kidnapped and held prisoner by a budding authoritarian regime. It is unspeakable cowardice.
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I feel like this op-ed maybe should have disclosed that the author is American
March 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I feel like this op-ed maybe should have disclosed that the author is American