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Paragon
@paragon00.bsky.social
23 - he/him - bi

Likes Warhammer and spaceflight.
Briefly returning to Bluesky to fantasize about a certain obituary…
August 31, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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this is the face of someone who was just nose to nose with a raccoon thru a window screen and tried to fight and had to be pulled away while hissing and swinging
August 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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getting neo to take the red pill by hiding it in a ball of cheese
July 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Glad to discover we’ve reached the caveman talk era of politics
Found some more of them
May 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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thank you for your feedback. we regret to inform you that it has made us stronger
April 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Saving myself time on dates by leading with this comic and watching their reaction
April 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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henry seeing himself in lights
April 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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LIQUIDATE YOUR RETIREMENT FUND 📉⬇️

PURCHASE EGG 📈🚀🥚💯
April 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hi meet my Blood Angels Combat Patrol!
April 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Me emerging from my depressive funk with 20 new chaos space marines
March 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
March 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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This story makes a really powerful (and tragically depressing) point: that there is no evidence strong enough to counter a world view anchored in conspiracy theory and reinforced by a multitide of motivated "influencers" — even the death of one's own child.
March 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Cosmic Distance Calibration xkcd.com/3066
March 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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This one man will be directly responsible for hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths.
March 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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they accepted him
March 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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roko's basilisk is stupid because i already get tortured by the computer every day of my life and it's fine. i got used to it.
well, i finally cracked and looked up wtf roko’s basilisk is and somehow, unbelievably, a lot of very wealthy men are about a thousand times more pathetic than i previously assessed.
March 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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The Constitution is clear: the President can't arrest people he disagrees with.

By detaining Mahmoud Khalil — a legal permanent resident whose American wife is 8-months pregnant — Donald Trump seeks to undermine basic freedoms.

We must oppose this move toward authoritarianism.
March 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
theonion.com/rotatio...
March 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I’m strong in every way except physically or mentally
March 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The Path to Success
March 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My proxy Grey Knights! Most are still a bit too Grey but I have a Comabt Patrol painted to battle ready!
January 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Finally finished my Abbadon!
January 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM