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pringusmcdingus.bsky.social
"GET THAT VEHICLE MOVING AGAIN!"
"THEY'VE MADE IT HALFWAY, STOP THEM!"
"THEY HIT A CHECKPOINT, NOW MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO STOP THEM..."
"BETTER STOP THAT VEHICLE!"
"THERE'S STILL A CHANCE TO STOP THEM!"
January 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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indyscotslass7.bsky.social
Let’s not give Bankers anymore of YOUR MONEY.
Yes it’s easy to tap/swipe a card more importantly taken out money from a cash point even £10 it keeps this service going and less for Bankers
#CashIsKing 💷 #IndyClan ⚔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
January 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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horrormakesushappy.com
This morning's first #horror meme. credit to @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social !
January 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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jocat.net
I'm surprised that my audience is surprised that my viewership has such a small female demographic

I'd be happy to have more women watch my content, but just like the women I crush on, they seem only interested in other women 😅
Jo's youtube audience demographics: 11.3% female 88.2% male 0.5% user-specified
January 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Slow and steady wins the race
4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A snail crawls along the grass under a blue sky. Text: "Behold the snail." Panel 2: The snail continues, looking determined. Text: "While slow, with patience and endurance, it will surely reach its goal." Panel 3: Close-up of the snail with a stern expression. Text: "I'm on my way to get totally shitfaced." Panel 4: The snail crawls toward the setting sun, framed by mountains. Text: "Godspeed."
January 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 2,1947
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER NANCY --- GO RIGHT BACK UP AND COME DOWN LIKE A LADY
January 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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amiiillustrates.bsky.social
Didn't get a calendar for Christmas? My 2025 calendar is now 20% off on my online shop (while stocks last!)
Funny comic strip. A group sit around a table at Assumption Club. One says "so, I think we all know why we're here". Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates. Funny comic strip. "don't look, but james is here" "did he bring the pe-" "yes he brought the f#cking peach". James appears, standing proudly with a massive peach. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates. Funny comic strip. A cat on top of a mountain says "not all who wander are lost... but I personally am lost". Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates. Funny comic strip. "the moon looks huge tonight". Moon replies "so do you b#tch". Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
December 27, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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musicman75.bsky.social
The future is now.
December 28, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 27,1952
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER AUNT FRITZI-- WILL YOU TIE MY RIBBON ? YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO HELP YOURSELF WILL YOU LACE MY SHOE? он,DON'T BE SO HELP-LESS I WANT YOU TO LEARN TO HELP YOURSELF LABEL - COOKIES ( NANCY IS HELPING HERSELF TO A LARGE SLICE OF CAKE, COOKIES OUT OF THE JAR AND CANDY)
December 27, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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rogernegan.bsky.social
This
December 27, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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stuntmaenbob.bsky.social
Yes, I’m a coffee junkie ☕️✌🏻

#pixelart
pixel art coffee pixel art coffee
December 27, 2024 at 8:25 AM
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exocomics.com
Since the year is almost over, I thought it would be neat to look back and share my top four comics of 2024! Hope you liked them too! ✨
December 27, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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thedescenters.bsky.social
Finding myself wishing I had rats again so I could feed them my foodscraps and watch them gratefully tear them apart like the lovely little carrion munchers that they are. Then again. I can usually just give them to my girlfriend for a similiar effect. 🤔
December 26, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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lizhasfeathers.bsky.social
I mean it might fix me, I donno, it could happen. 🙃
Lesbian Yuri manga meme Dungeon menshii
December 23, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Cool Brains
December 20, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "I just finished another watch of Hunter x Hunter and I have now spent 3 hours thinking very hard about what my nen ability would be." Another man replies "you're 38..." The first man goes back to poring over an arcane shit of rules and says "yes, I have factored that into my calculations."
December 20, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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davewhamond.bsky.social
The gun problem.
December 17, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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florkofcows.bsky.social
December 15, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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xxfluffypuff.bsky.social
#luciferhazbinhotel
December 12, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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kindasortamaebe.bsky.social
credit to Sarah Scribbles
a four panel comic. in the first panel a girl hands a gift saying "we're a couple looking for a girl to have new experiences." in the second panel another girl receives the gift saying "talks, i'll put you with the others." the third panel shows both girls standing in silence and a massive pile of gifts behind the second girl. the final panel shows the first girl saying, "no faces because of work, will share pics when we match"
December 10, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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belladonnahemlock.bsky.social
We Pagans been making traditions and connects to deity for THOUSANDS of years before Christianity began killing folks who didn't convert. WE are the reason for the season. #pagansky #witchsky #spiritsky #esotericsky #occultsky
Graphic with the actual origins of "Christmas" traditions. Text says: MISTLETOE: PAGAN FERTILITY RITUAL. ANGEL: DERIVED FROM GREEK AND ASSYRIAN GODS. TREE DECORATIONS: LIGHTS & BAUBLES ARE A ROMAN SATURNALIA TRADITON. TREE: PAGAN FERTILITY SYMBOL. YULE LOG: SYMBOLIC OF MITHRAS, GOD OF THE SUN GIFTS: BABYLONIAN TRADITION. JESUS IS [NOT] REASON FOR THE SEASON (MOST LIKELY BORN IN SEPTEMBER, DROFPED WHOLESALE OVER THE ROMAN SATURNALIA FESTIVAL.)
December 11, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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rubicon1313.bsky.social
December 10, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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mitsene.bsky.social
y'all seem to like stupid humor, so have a dumb comic idea i had the other day when i thought about how creepy it must be to birds for us to just w a t c h them
a comic of a bird asking what a birdwatcher wants in return and the birdwatcher responds that he just wants to watch
December 10, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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johnholbein1.bsky.social
December 10, 2024 at 7:20 PM