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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
At this point I’m assuming anyone willing to work alongside Trump is a pedophile
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
At this point I’m assuming anyone willing to work alongside Trump is a pedophile
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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NEVER LET THE OPPS WIN
January 31, 2026 at 2:52 AM
NEVER LET THE OPPS WIN
Would not be surprised if they realized that editing Trump out would take too long, so they just decided to dump everyone they could into it just to make it seem normal for the president to be a pedophile lol
name one president who wasn't a pedophile, you can't, they all are in the epstein files
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Would not be surprised if they realized that editing Trump out would take too long, so they just decided to dump everyone they could into it just to make it seem normal for the president to be a pedophile lol
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Someone especially a hacker should hack the DOJ and release the full epstein files unredacted. Would be wonderful.
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Someone especially a hacker should hack the DOJ and release the full epstein files unredacted. Would be wonderful.
Slam fucking dunk!
Mockler: Do you agree with Kristi Noem’s characterization that she made, like an hour after Alex Pretti was murdered?
Seat: Can you just wait until the investigation is done?
Mockler: That's such a good point. Can you say that to Kristi Noem?
Seat: Can you just wait until the investigation is done?
Mockler: That's such a good point. Can you say that to Kristi Noem?
January 31, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Slam fucking dunk!
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This one-star review of Melania is a five-star piece of writing if you ask me:
Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film – review
Hitting cinemas as the streets of America remain filled with the angry and grieving, the vulgar, gilded lifestyle of the Trumps makes them look like Marie Antoinette skulking in her cake-filled chatea...
www.the-independent.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
This one-star review of Melania is a five-star piece of writing if you ask me:
Can this guy shut the fuck up already? He always comes out of the woodwork anytime Valve is in the media and just makes an absolute ass of himself
www.gamesradar.com/games/epic-g...
www.gamesradar.com/games/epic-g...
Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney supports the $900 million lawsuit against Valve, arguing Steam is "the only major store still holding onto payment ties and 30% junk fee"
UK courts recently ruled that the trial can move forward
www.gamesradar.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Can this guy shut the fuck up already? He always comes out of the woodwork anytime Valve is in the media and just makes an absolute ass of himself
www.gamesradar.com/games/epic-g...
www.gamesradar.com/games/epic-g...
Haha isn’t it all?
These journalists being arrested are to distract from the Epstein files, but this is also a Project 2025 feature, as well.
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Haha isn’t it all?
When did ICE become judge, jury, and executioner?
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
When did ICE become judge, jury, and executioner?
Pussy
Q: Do you have comment on the career prosecutors that are resigning in Minneapolis?
BLANCHE: *walks away*
BLANCHE: *walks away*
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Pussy
When you see this and all of the negative comments aimed towards the US/Trump online, it’s very clear the MSM is not showing us how bad things are internationally for the US’ foreign policy
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 PM
When you see this and all of the negative comments aimed towards the US/Trump online, it’s very clear the MSM is not showing us how bad things are internationally for the US’ foreign policy
New letter is live! Little shorter/condensed now that SoapBox is out too
open.substack.com/pub/papanick...
open.substack.com/pub/papanick...
Rap Sheet
About a mile long
open.substack.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
New letter is live! Little shorter/condensed now that SoapBox is out too
open.substack.com/pub/papanick...
open.substack.com/pub/papanick...
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Looking at the mug shots Bondi posted of folks who allegedly impeded ICE officers... I'm reminded me of some of the iconic 1960s images of 'criminals' from counter sitins and freedom rides
January 29, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Looking at the mug shots Bondi posted of folks who allegedly impeded ICE officers... I'm reminded me of some of the iconic 1960s images of 'criminals' from counter sitins and freedom rides
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Some more #GraphicTruth for you today. MAGAts can spew lies all they want but we know who's been inciting violence from Day One.
January 30, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Some more #GraphicTruth for you today. MAGAts can spew lies all they want but we know who's been inciting violence from Day One.
Where do folks in Denver buy action figures these days?
January 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Where do folks in Denver buy action figures these days?
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Traditionally in the theater of war the biggest risk is getting heckled in Hooters.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Traditionally in the theater of war the biggest risk is getting heckled in Hooters.
Homan is one to fucking talk
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Homan is one to fucking talk
There’s the problem right there, it’s *not* their fucking city
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
There’s the problem right there, it’s *not* their fucking city
She Knope on my Zohran til I Mamdani
leslie knope is in some alternate timeline, jerking it to mamdani. she definitely loves him.
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
She Knope on my Zohran til I Mamdani
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Ilhan Omar: “He was saved by security”
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Ilhan Omar: “He was saved by security”