Paladin Kite
@paladinkite.bsky.social
Photographer, Writer, Voice Actor/Game Player, just trying to keep the magic going. Let's tell stories. Thirty-something they/any 💜🏳️⚧️
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Paladin Kite
@paladinkite.bsky.social
· Jan 24
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Hi, I'm Kite! (They/It/She/Any)
I'm on Bluesky to hang out, and connect with people with similar interests. I'm a writer, photographer, LARPer, VA, and storyteller. I'll post some of my favorite stuff below, let me know if we share any 😊
Hi, I'm Kite! (They/It/She/Any)
I'm on Bluesky to hang out, and connect with people with similar interests. I'm a writer, photographer, LARPer, VA, and storyteller. I'll post some of my favorite stuff below, let me know if we share any 😊
Proof of life, because I keep forgetting this place exists 😅 💜
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Proof of life, because I keep forgetting this place exists 😅 💜
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We’ve officially raised over $1,000 for @msfusastreaming.bsky.social and their Palestine efforts with our TTRPG Charity Bundle 🍉
Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
We’ve officially raised over $1,000 for @msfusastreaming.bsky.social and their Palestine efforts with our TTRPG Charity Bundle 🍉
Post you from a different era. (Straight/Cis "I just like musical theatre that's all" Kite
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Post you from a different era. (Straight/Cis "I just like musical theatre that's all" Kite
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You know, it’s not like I’m half-assing this, I am actually trying my best despite the fuck-ups.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
You know, it’s not like I’m half-assing this, I am actually trying my best despite the fuck-ups.
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only huge dorks complain about tolkein's unrealistic plate tectonics. yes mordor is shaped like a bigass square but maybe thats because mordor's mountains were not formed the way mountain ranges in our world are
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
only huge dorks complain about tolkein's unrealistic plate tectonics. yes mordor is shaped like a bigass square but maybe thats because mordor's mountains were not formed the way mountain ranges in our world are
Close enough, welcome back Wishbone!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Close enough, welcome back Wishbone!!
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You’re allowed to have bad days. Even a d20 rolls a nat one 5% of the time.
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You’re allowed to have bad days. Even a d20 rolls a nat one 5% of the time.
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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
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Hey gang, this is your reminder to drink some water and maybe do some light stretches
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hey gang, this is your reminder to drink some water and maybe do some light stretches
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The sooner you put your phone down and go to bed, the closer you are to playing your next D&D game. Just saying.
October 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The sooner you put your phone down and go to bed, the closer you are to playing your next D&D game. Just saying.
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Ugh...another morning 😒
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Ugh...another morning 😒
Just printed this one off and can't wait to be slowly consumed by it!
SPINE has been released on itch! You can download your PDF or a printable booklet today to start playing!
I'm keeping it FREE through the end of October.
backwards-tabletop.itch.io/spine
I'm keeping it FREE through the end of October.
backwards-tabletop.itch.io/spine
SPINE is a solo tabletop RPG that looks like a book. It is your anchor to the fictional world, a prop, and a work of art — a keepsake — that you co-create, all in one.
In SPINE, you quite literally embody a researcher who is reading and marking up the physical book in front of you.
In SPINE, you quite literally embody a researcher who is reading and marking up the physical book in front of you.
October 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Just printed this one off and can't wait to be slowly consumed by it!
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I've met people - smart people! - for whom *any* analysis of deeper meaning, looking at metaphors, parallels, symbolism, ruins their entertainment. They'll use that exact word: "That would ruin it for me."
I don't know why this is (though I have theories), but it's absolutely a thing.
I don't know why this is (though I have theories), but it's absolutely a thing.
Or - let me make an effort to describe this in the least derogatory way possible:
There are folks for whom TV shows are fundamentally the same as a nice view from a scenic overlook.
"That's a pretty thing to look at." They don't need to be fascinated by the geology, or also be birdwatching, etc.
There are folks for whom TV shows are fundamentally the same as a nice view from a scenic overlook.
"That's a pretty thing to look at." They don't need to be fascinated by the geology, or also be birdwatching, etc.
October 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I've met people - smart people! - for whom *any* analysis of deeper meaning, looking at metaphors, parallels, symbolism, ruins their entertainment. They'll use that exact word: "That would ruin it for me."
I don't know why this is (though I have theories), but it's absolutely a thing.
I don't know why this is (though I have theories), but it's absolutely a thing.
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The president says there are very few stores left in Portland, Oregon, and the ones that are left are made of plywood.
I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now
I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The president says there are very few stores left in Portland, Oregon, and the ones that are left are made of plywood.
I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now
I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now
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Fine, I'll say it. The monsters in Monster Truckers are primarily inspired by the cereal mascot monsters and there is a reference to them in one of the included adventures.
Yes, also the classic movie monsters, but the cereal ones mean more to me. 😸
Yes, also the classic movie monsters, but the cereal ones mean more to me. 😸
October 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Fine, I'll say it. The monsters in Monster Truckers are primarily inspired by the cereal mascot monsters and there is a reference to them in one of the included adventures.
Yes, also the classic movie monsters, but the cereal ones mean more to me. 😸
Yes, also the classic movie monsters, but the cereal ones mean more to me. 😸
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Monster Truckers by @tablecatgames.com is out now in digital!
This exciting TTRPG is really easy to learn and perfect for a fun Halloween game with friends, with players as classic monsters driving big rigs across a post apocalyptic wasteland 🧟♀️🚚
It also includes an adventure written by me! 💖🧛♀️
This exciting TTRPG is really easy to learn and perfect for a fun Halloween game with friends, with players as classic monsters driving big rigs across a post apocalyptic wasteland 🧟♀️🚚
It also includes an adventure written by me! 💖🧛♀️
Just in time for the spookiest of seasons comes an rpg that’s bursting with monsters! Monster Truckers is available in digital form. Experience the thrills and chills of unlife on the open road as a truck driving monster.
Links below!
Links below!
October 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Monster Truckers by @tablecatgames.com is out now in digital!
This exciting TTRPG is really easy to learn and perfect for a fun Halloween game with friends, with players as classic monsters driving big rigs across a post apocalyptic wasteland 🧟♀️🚚
It also includes an adventure written by me! 💖🧛♀️
This exciting TTRPG is really easy to learn and perfect for a fun Halloween game with friends, with players as classic monsters driving big rigs across a post apocalyptic wasteland 🧟♀️🚚
It also includes an adventure written by me! 💖🧛♀️
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Still have a ton of items im trying to get rid of. Im filling packages with freebies as well. Cleaning out back stock and spoiling everyone!
I still have a ton of overstock of discontinued items that I need to be rid of!
These items will be 50% off and every order will come with freebies of other overstock items, including prints, stickers, Bgrade items, and more!
www.etsy.com/shop/Meggles...
These items will be 50% off and every order will come with freebies of other overstock items, including prints, stickers, Bgrade items, and more!
www.etsy.com/shop/Meggles...
October 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Still have a ton of items im trying to get rid of. Im filling packages with freebies as well. Cleaning out back stock and spoiling everyone!
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“I’m going to vote for politicians who make things worse for hypothetical people I don’t like and generally don’t even interact with outside of maybe arguing online.”
“Do those politicians fix any of your actual problems?”
“They tend to make those worse, actually, but I’m invested in my malice.”
“Do those politicians fix any of your actual problems?”
“They tend to make those worse, actually, but I’m invested in my malice.”
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“I’m going to vote for politicians who make things worse for hypothetical people I don’t like and generally don’t even interact with outside of maybe arguing online.”
“Do those politicians fix any of your actual problems?”
“They tend to make those worse, actually, but I’m invested in my malice.”
“Do those politicians fix any of your actual problems?”
“They tend to make those worse, actually, but I’m invested in my malice.”
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Hey friends! I could use a little help this week ♡
September 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hey friends! I could use a little help this week ♡
Not me starting a "Read 50 Books this year" challenge in JUNE 😂 (I've read FOUR so far.)
September 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Not me starting a "Read 50 Books this year" challenge in JUNE 😂 (I've read FOUR so far.)
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I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators.
Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
September 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators.
Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
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AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.
September 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.