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Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻
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Author of books beloved by attractive people with good opinions (Under pen name Jessica Conwell) | Forest Creature Cluster | Chicana | Demi | Opinions are my own. All opinions. They all belong to me now. | She/Her

Books: https://linktr.ee/jessicaconwell
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Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · Jan 30
They Who Bring the Light: Verse Two of the Ghost Flower saga is here!

🏳️‍🌈 Queer found family
🔥 Queerer Anarchists
⛪ A sinister church
💲 An evil corporation
🖤🤍💚 Gender? No!
👹 Vengeance? Yes!

Ebook: jessicaconwell.itch.io/they-who-bri...
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pairofclaws.bsky.social
Pro-tip: It's okay to unfollow the person who doesn't do anything wrong or problematic but whose entire vibe stresses you out.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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ianboudreau.com
This year's turkey-haters support group meeting has been moved to directly underneath the grand piano dangling from a crane
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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sadhbhgirl.bsky.social
My latest is a holiday novelette about the horrors of spending time with family and getting bitten by horrible creatures you aren’t related to

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The Beggar Queen (A Societas Aenigmatum Investigation) by Sadhbh Frost
A holiday vacation turns into a perilous investigation for Cassiopeia and Dale
sadhbhstories.itch.io
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
pairofclaws.bsky.social
From now on I'm ending every unwanted interaction by threatening to call the Coast Guard.
thundercrat.bsky.social Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · 3d
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED 6 1 1 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 5. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. 7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 8 Uhhh... no thanks loser! 9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. Let me think... No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. - Back off, bucko. You're bad. . I would rather not, okay? 5. Injecting weed is for dummies. 16. I will never do one toke. 26. I was raised right, I won't light. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off! 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 33. That's a death "roach." No. • Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 39. Get off my case, weed stoner. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter! 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 20. I will use my taser on you. 21. What do I look like? A failure? 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 47. You're dumb if you do "dank." 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pairofclaws.bsky.social
RIP Udo.
pairofclaws.bsky.social Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 28d
Reminds me of my favorite interview answer ever, from Udo Kier to the AV Club:
AVC: You’re listed on IMDb in Moscow On The Hudson as “Gay Man On Street (uncredited).” What was that all about? UK: I cannot answer you, because it’s totally unknown to me what you just asked me, and also very boring.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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sadhbhgirl.bsky.social
My follow-up novelette to The Wolf Bane is now available on Itch

Standalone holiday story about a bad family trip that turns into an investigation of dangerous art

CW: rats and other corporate types

sadhbhstories.itch.io/the-beggar-q...
The Beggar Queen (A Societas Aenigmatum Investigation) by Sadhbh Frost
A holiday vacation turns into a perilous investigation for Cassiopeia and Dale
sadhbhstories.itch.io
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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itsviviactually.bsky.social
Amazon, you could just say "This book is for transsexual nerds"
Four books that people who bought Shadows Over Ravenkirk 1 on Amazon have also bought: Along Torturous Paths by Vivian Moira Valentine, The Hades Calculus by Maria Ying, Ghost Flower and Three Sharp Knives by Abra Conwell (writing as Jessica Conwell). Four more books that people who bought Shadows Over Ravenkirk 1 on Amazon have also bought: Cluster by Abra Conwell (writing as Jessica Conwell), Against Fearful Lies and Beneath Strange Lights by Vivian Moira Valentine, How To Fly (When You Fell From Heaven) by Alyson Greaves.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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pairofclaws.bsky.social
Mary Did You Know is about a woman having her own kid mansplained to her by Kenny Rogers.
November 29, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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pairofclaws.bsky.social
And if you start talking about "death of the author" as an excuse, you'd better be holding a bloodied hammer.
pairofclaws.bsky.social Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · Jan 13
I'm going to separate someone's teeth from their mouth if I hear another "separate art from artist!"
January 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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trans.bsky.social
help me get the word out about how this cis man is preying on trans people’s vocal dysphoria! 💀

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November 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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miawong.bsky.social
she's ultimately one of us and not just the rich white scion of a political dynasty who's friends with Joe Biden and supports Israel, she's building her career off of you falling for her PR machine while she tells the Democrats to stand down and let the Republicans

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
pairofclaws.bsky.social
LOL. LMAO.
Clickbait headline over a picture of John Fetterman looking like Tor Johnson if Tor Johnson got way into crypto: "John Fetterman's new book bombs, sells zero copies in his hometown Barnes and Noble on launch day."
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
pairofclaws.bsky.social
Nothing fucks with my baby
Nothing can get a look in on my baby
Nothing fucks with my baby
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing
The Pope singing
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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vghistory.bsky.social
uninvited, screenshot, nes (1991) www.avclub.com/the-10-spook...
pixelated image of a woman's skull, long brown hair still atached, wearing a hat and reaching out for you with a gloved hand. text below: you have gotten the attention of the mysterious lady. to the right of the skeleton (property): pendant letter
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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laguettler.bsky.social
New on itch! Available now for $1 each OR wait for next week's Black Friday Creator Sale bundle and get BOTH for that same dollar!

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Red White and Christmas: a Red Darkling Short jam for the holidays by L.A. Guettler Image is a Christmas tree background with a wooden table in the foreground and a bottle of liquor with a Bonk the robot cat label Twas the Night Before St Cripps : a red darkling short jam for the holidays by L.A. Guettler. Image is a full moon over rippling water. Silhouette across the moon of Santa's sleigh, with Santa holding a big ass machine gun. On the moon is a neon sign for Chuck's Tap
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
pairofclaws.bsky.social
Making restrooms safer by instituting a universal genitals-on-demand policy. Thanks, TERFs!
cait.bsky.social cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d
I just want to say this right now, if a person demands to see my or anyone else's genitals in the bathroom i'm putting their face in the nearest toilet and flushing
Tired and I wanna go home. @sense0sensi... • 1h You would pee according to your biological sex. That's the law here. jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social • 1h if i accuse you of breaking that law in the bathroom how do you prove otherwise? Tired and I wanna go home. @sense0sensibility.bsky.social Show you my penis. But it wouldn't happen because I am obviously a man. Nov 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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itsviviactually.bsky.social
Stop scrolling through whatever horrible nonsense is dominating your feed and instead admire my cat
Ser Pouncealot, a large brown tabby, lounging on a charcoal couch atop a fleece blanket decorated with roses. He is leaning against a matching throw pillow embroidered with a red, blue, and white paisley design.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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pairofclaws.bsky.social
Thank you! Finally!
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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pairofclaws.bsky.social
"Technically, what I produce should not be considered books."
Article headline with a picture of James Patterson, who looks like he paid someone else to have a soul for him: "James Patterson Denies He's Running a Book Factory Amid Mass Publication: I don't need the money."
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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mswisp.bsky.social
the my dad disappointed in me to me disappointed in my dad pipeline
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
pairofclaws.bsky.social
Thank you! Finally!
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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mikedrucker.bsky.social
Leia calling Chewbacca a "walking carpet" seems pretty racist but I guess we're not ready to have that conversation
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
oh word?
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
pairofclaws.bsky.social
"Technically, what I produce should not be considered books."
Article headline with a picture of James Patterson, who looks like he paid someone else to have a soul for him: "James Patterson Denies He's Running a Book Factory Amid Mass Publication: I don't need the money."
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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notdred.bsky.social
When you fail a saving throw vs charisma
kevjg.bsky.social Kevin @kevjg.bsky.social · 2d
he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM