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The Everwife | Author of books beloved by attractive people with good opinions (Under pen name Jessica Conwell) | Forest Creature Cluster | Chicana | Demi | She/Her

Books: https://linktr.ee/jessicaconwell
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It's important that today, if just for one day, we set aside our differences and give thanks for the eventual birthday of Judy Álvarez from Cyberpunk 2077.
Wiki entry for Judy with a photo of her, a chicana woman with a side shave, green and purple hair, and lots of tattoos, and a list of facts, including that her canonical birthday is November 27 2052
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Pope: NO BEING POLY!

God and his 600,000 wives: Bro.
Excerpt from an article about nuns saying: Among the regular pilgrims, tourists, and assorted onlookers were groups of nuns. There are around 600000 Catholic nuns around the world and they dedicate their lives to a variety
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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One of my favorites. The triceratops is still on my desk.

(Yes it has a little Christmas scarf)
A photo of a Dino Riders Triceratops bedecked in armor and guns and wearing a jaunty festive scarf because Christmas.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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LOL. LMAO.
Clickbait headline over a picture of John Fetterman looking like Tor Johnson if Tor Johnson got way into crypto: "John Fetterman's new book bombs, sells zero copies in his hometown Barnes and Noble on launch day."
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Nothing fucks with my baby
Nothing can get a look in on my baby
Nothing fucks with my baby
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing
The Pope singing
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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"Technically, what I produce should not be considered books."
Article headline with a picture of James Patterson, who looks like he paid someone else to have a soul for him: "James Patterson Denies He's Running a Book Factory Amid Mass Publication: I don't need the money."
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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The sith have discovered ethical non-monogamy.
Clickbait headline over image of Vader and Palpatine: Star Wars Has Just Retooled How the Rule of Two Works
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Would YOU trust her to trans your gender?
Selfie of me in a low cut black top with white dots, Lady of Sorrows chest tattoo visible.
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove saying the quote in the quoted post: "He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I heard y'all like toxic Yuri around here.
Image of Udo Kier as Yuri from Red Alert 2, a bald man with evil vibes, a goatee and a symbol tattooed on his forehead wearing a psychic power enhancing head rig.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Every gay couple like
An old Toys R Us ad with an anthropomorphic version of Geoffrey the Giraffe wearing leather bondage gear and holding a sword while a figure of ET in an open button up shirt holding an old style phone receiver and some other object that is hard to visually parse. In the background are action figure from other toy lines
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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LOL WUT.
A photo of a Barbie Dia De Muertos La Llorona doll, which is basically Latina barbie with Catrina makeup in a white gown Doll description: Hauntingly draped in white lace, this legendary figure of Mexican lore returns as a gorgeous Día De Muertos Barbie Doll. A ghost story passed down for centuries, La Llorona comes to life in a tiered gown with a corset bodice, blue underskirt, and sleeves that envelop her translucent blue hands, decorated in a skeletal holiday design. This weeping woman is thought to return on this day, and she’s adorned for the occasion with a striking black rose headdress and lace veil, plus traditional face makeup.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Wanting a Stoker award is extremely valid based entirely on the fact they look like this:
A photo of a Stoker aware, a little stylized haunted house statue with an opening door.
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Book was onto something.
The photo meme of a person pointing at a passage in a book of spells, charms, and incantations that says "You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese."
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬

(Messed me UP.)
The shoe from Roger Rabbit being held over the Dip
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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If you see this post egg
A stock photo of a hand holding a handheld mirror pointed at the reader
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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The thread collapse is killing me.
Three posts: LA Guettler Self care is leaving the room when your husband is listening to an economist talk about ai increasing profits and productivity Bluesky: View full thread Sadhbh Frost: the look that says "I tried mother, but cuddles." LA: He's a Very Good Boy tm
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Reposting the images with alt text.
Image from the quoted post, white text on darkened photo of a WSU building: COMMUNITY UPDATE 30 organizations and over 300 community members have joined Spectrum Center in calling on Washington State University to immediately revoke CME accreditation from SEGM, an anti- LGBTQ+ hate group. You can find our letter and full list of organizations at the link in our bio, or linktr.ee/spectrumcenterspokane Second image from quoted post: WSU has quietly suspended SEGM's course, but that isn't good enough. WSU needs to revoke SEGM's accreditation entirely, and answer for this blatant violation of WSU and Washington State's anti-discrimination policies. See our full list of demands and take action here: tinyurl.com/WSUACTION
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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No/Yes meme. Pink haired girl gesturing "no" to Transsexual discourse and "yes" to trans sexual intercourse
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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LOL. LMAO.
Screenshot showing Paul Frazee blocking me
November 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Paul like:
Simpsons screenshot, Homer in makeshift armor condescendingly telling Lisa "Lisa, the point if Moby Dick is be yourself."
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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(Also, a closeup of the wings, because the photos above lost the detail)
Closeup photo of the side wings on my mask with carved feather details
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Actually, I changed my mind; do be afraid.
Selfie of me in a lowcut black dress with a visible lady of sorrows heart chest tattoo, wearing a black homemade masquerade mask with biblically accurate angel wings and multiple yellow eyes. My actual eyes are hidden by mesh. Selfie of me wearing a lowcut black dress with visible lady of sorrows heart chest tattoo and a black homemade biblically accurate angel mask with wings on the side and multiple yellow/orange eyes. This shot also includes a black metal crown halo with seven spikes, each with a large eye.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Thank you. Your profile has assuaged all of my fears about you not being Keanu.
A fake Keanu Reeves account whose profile just says "I'm Keanu."
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Reminds me of my favorite interview answer ever, from Udo Kier to the AV Club:
AVC: You’re listed on IMDb in Moscow On The Hudson as “Gay Man On Street (uncredited).” What was that all about? UK: I cannot answer you, because it’s totally unknown to me what you just asked me, and also very boring.
October 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM