Paddy Plumber
@paddyplumber.bsky.social
Quickly heading towards my mid life crisis
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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Come and smile, don't be shy.
Touch my bum. This is life.
Touch my bum. This is life.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Come and smile, don't be shy.
Touch my bum. This is life.
Touch my bum. This is life.
Don’t know if it’s something that happens in your forties but I can’t get enough Fred Dibnah videos, mid life update over
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Don’t know if it’s something that happens in your forties but I can’t get enough Fred Dibnah videos, mid life update over
Colonoscopy number 2 tomorrow, currently enjoying the pre flush
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Colonoscopy number 2 tomorrow, currently enjoying the pre flush
Been on holiday/honeymoon for a week with the kids. Really looking forward to my colonoscopy on Wednesday, 2 hours of lying down and no one screaming at me
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Been on holiday/honeymoon for a week with the kids. Really looking forward to my colonoscopy on Wednesday, 2 hours of lying down and no one screaming at me
And finally for the love of god get married before you have children. I could hear Fred screaming for the entirety of the ceremony, which was horrible
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
And finally for the love of god get married before you have children. I could hear Fred screaming for the entirety of the ceremony, which was horrible
Also thought I would have taken at least one photo on my phone, but no
October 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Also thought I would have taken at least one photo on my phone, but no
Got married, made a terrible speech got told it was earnest, took a Mandy bomb. Life oh life
October 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Got married, made a terrible speech got told it was earnest, took a Mandy bomb. Life oh life
Fuck me iOS 26 is horrible
September 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Fuck me iOS 26 is horrible
One of my least favourite jobs. Changing a water tank. Always something that fucks it up
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
One of my least favourite jobs. Changing a water tank. Always something that fucks it up
youtube.com/watch?v=-958... a song clearly about l Ron Hubbard but also gorgeous. Classic van mixing cunt with beautiful music
The Master's Eyes
YouTube video by Van Morrison - Topic
youtube.com
September 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=-958... a song clearly about l Ron Hubbard but also gorgeous. Classic van mixing cunt with beautiful music
Wife to be away on hen do, baby left with daddy
September 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Wife to be away on hen do, baby left with daddy
Just discovered it’s van 80th, happy birthday you repugnant man who makes such amazing music
August 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just discovered it’s van 80th, happy birthday you repugnant man who makes such amazing music
Turns out watching the sopranos and drinking whisky is the best way of chasing unpaid invoices
August 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Turns out watching the sopranos and drinking whisky is the best way of chasing unpaid invoices
Re joined hello fresh, then quickly realised why I left
August 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Re joined hello fresh, then quickly realised why I left
Morrisons sandwiches are the worst , happy to be corrected
August 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Morrisons sandwiches are the worst , happy to be corrected
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As we head into the 3rd heatwave of the summer, *please* take just 2 moments to sign this petition calling on government to help our communities adapt & prepare for the impacts of #climate change. We are not safe — we need to be #SAFER @climatemajority.bsky.social
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July 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
As we head into the 3rd heatwave of the summer, *please* take just 2 moments to sign this petition calling on government to help our communities adapt & prepare for the impacts of #climate change. We are not safe — we need to be #SAFER @climatemajority.bsky.social
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Wife: Trump and Musk are the same guy, though. It's just that Musk wants brown people like me to code for free and Trump wants black people to farm for free, but they both think Latinos and Muslims need to go
July 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Wife: Trump and Musk are the same guy, though. It's just that Musk wants brown people like me to code for free and Trump wants black people to farm for free, but they both think Latinos and Muslims need to go
When the customer sends yous the first picture and say yeah I can change the taps and you turn up to the second photo
June 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
When the customer sends yous the first picture and say yeah I can change the taps and you turn up to the second photo
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A sad sad day, who knows if Olaf will ride again but you’ve been a lovely friend
May 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A sad sad day, who knows if Olaf will ride again but you’ve been a lovely friend
That’s what you call a plumbers chisel
May 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That’s what you call a plumbers chisel
Must always remind myself that oven chips are never good
May 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Must always remind myself that oven chips are never good
Looks like one of the cunty parents you can’t stand at the school gates
May 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Looks like one of the cunty parents you can’t stand at the school gates