Paddy Plumber
@paddyplumber.bsky.social
Quickly heading towards my mid life crisis
Didn’t know Iris from the league of gentlemen was based on a real person
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Didn’t know Iris from the league of gentlemen was based on a real person
To be honest it’s more in my waking hours when I tend to do my drinking
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
To be honest it’s more in my waking hours when I tend to do my drinking
Colonoscopy number 2 tomorrow, currently enjoying the pre flush
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Colonoscopy number 2 tomorrow, currently enjoying the pre flush
Fuck me iOS 26 is horrible
September 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Fuck me iOS 26 is horrible
One of my least favourite jobs. Changing a water tank. Always something that fucks it up
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
One of my least favourite jobs. Changing a water tank. Always something that fucks it up
Wife to be away on hen do, baby left with daddy
September 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Wife to be away on hen do, baby left with daddy
When the customer sends yous the first picture and say yeah I can change the taps and you turn up to the second photo
June 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
When the customer sends yous the first picture and say yeah I can change the taps and you turn up to the second photo
A sad sad day, who knows if Olaf will ride again but you’ve been a lovely friend
May 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A sad sad day, who knows if Olaf will ride again but you’ve been a lovely friend
That’s what you call a plumbers chisel
May 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That’s what you call a plumbers chisel
Looks like one of the cunty parents you can’t stand at the school gates
May 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Looks like one of the cunty parents you can’t stand at the school gates
Not sure about facebooks choice of ads here
May 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Not sure about facebooks choice of ads here
Christ know’s how this house isn’t a pile of cinders
March 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Christ know’s how this house isn’t a pile of cinders
March 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
When your baby rapidly crawls out the room with out looking back
February 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When your baby rapidly crawls out the room with out looking back
Who did he think this guy was named after then?
February 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Who did he think this guy was named after then?
It’s the comments that really worry you about where we are as a country, apparently it’s easier to be an arsehole than show some compassion
January 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It’s the comments that really worry you about where we are as a country, apparently it’s easier to be an arsehole than show some compassion
You never hear about the Loch Ness monster anymore, seemed to have disappeared the same time as chip pan fires
January 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You never hear about the Loch Ness monster anymore, seemed to have disappeared the same time as chip pan fires
Gone down a pub tenancy worm hole, it’s amazing so many pubs are going out of business considering what the breweries suggest their annual turnover are
January 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Gone down a pub tenancy worm hole, it’s amazing so many pubs are going out of business considering what the breweries suggest their annual turnover are
I’m conflicted whether to watch this movie now
January 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I’m conflicted whether to watch this movie now