pacanoëlkeha❌
pacanukeha.bsky.social
pacanoëlkeha❌
@pacanukeha.bsky.social
Such a fucking snowflake you have no idea
#LFC #YNWA #RedSky
#AllBlacks
#NZL #CAN #YUL
Computer Nerdery
Leftier-than-thou
Bronze medallist, International Knifey-Spoony Games
District Secretary, The Headlights Are too Damn Bright Party
@pacanukeha@mstdn.ca
Pinned
I'm generally opposed to the death penalty but this prosecutor and those prison guards deserve to be boiled to death, slowly, over two hours. #ACAB
www.npr.org/sections/the...
www.npr.org
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Fascist framing. Worthy of Der Sturmer.
President Trump said his administration will conduct a full review of Afghan nationals who were admitted to the U.S. under the Biden administration in the wake of the National Guard shooting.
Live updates: 2 National Guard members in critical condition; D.C. shooting suspect is an Afghan national
By 3 p.m., D.C. police said they had one suspect in custody.
wapo.st
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I don’t think moving to some backwater Ardal League team is the answer to his woes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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After 30 years in prison and 25 years on Louisiana's death row, Chris Duncan walked out of Angola today a free man.

"I'm cruising down a highway," he texted me. "Most glaring emotion is shock."
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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you can immediately clock WKRP fans just by seeing whose face lights up with these 10 little words: "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
“WKRP In Cincinnati” premieres 47 years ago today — a show that creator Hugh Wilson based on radio staff he knew from his days in advertising.

“Every call letter that I ran through my mind was already taken,” he said. “I think WKRP was not taken because it can be said that it spells ‘crap.'”
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Earlier today I followed instructions to cancel a news subscription via email instead of doing it by phone, and now I've received an email titled "Thank You for Signing up for Our Newsletter", so I don't think it's going well
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Vaccinating boys and girls. It works bitches.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I’ve never seen a Liverpool team as defensively shambolic as this one, and I watched them in the 90s.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
gonna have to dig deep in the archives to find a run of games where we conceded 3 as many as this #YNWA
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I shouted this aloud as well but I’m being so serious: how do youse expect them to start well if you, a red, are booing (!) or groaning the second these recycle the ball back in the first fifteen??? Like what the fuck was that
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I mean ok. Another example of Cody doing the only thing he know how and Super Dom there to tidy. Followed by VVD doing a *sliding* tackle?
What timeline even is this? #LIVPSV #LFC #YNWA
lol. tune in to see whats happening in #LIVPSV
*sigh*
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Death, taxes, Liverpool 1-0 down
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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It can't go on like this much longer, surely...?
a man wearing glasses stands in front of a purple microphone that says bbc radio lancashire
ALT: a man wearing glasses stands in front of a purple microphone that says bbc radio lancashire
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
lol. tune in to see whats happening in #LIVPSV
*sigh*
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
#BetteridgesLaw
no
they don't have a good goalkeeper
🤫Whisper it quietly, but...

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐋 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞?

The win over Barcelona was the biggest show of their credentials yet, writes @alitweedale.bsky.social

theanalyst.com/articles/che...
Have Chelsea Quietly Become Premier League and Champions League Contenders? | Opta Analyst
Chelsea have shot up to second in the Premier League and battered Barcelona in Europe on Tuesday. Could they upset the odds in either competition?
theanalyst.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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So the head of the Gestapo has an abusive alcoholic dad that killed someone drunk driving and instead of him processing that he’s taking it out on everyone.

Cool
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
#pie #🧵 lovely story
OK - pie discourse - best pie story:

In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*

The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.

/1
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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wut
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
not considered taboo by populist premiers like Danielle Smith and Francois Legault because they're nasty bigoted populists and they love the idea that they can use it to trample minority rights. I guess we were lucky to avoid election nasty bigots for 40 years.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
ANALYSIS | Why invoking the notwithstanding clause no longer seems politically taboo | CBC News
The notwithstanding clause allows for premiers or prime ministers to override rulings on legislation that judges have determined would violate sections of the Charter. But the use of the clause, once ...
www.cbc.ca
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Reminder that Kamala Harris absolutely dogwalked this demented old loser in the second debate & Dash Sulzberger wouldn't even endorse her.
NYT: In 2017, Mr. Trump’s scheduled events started at 10:31 a.m. on average. By contrast, Mr. Trump in his second term has started scheduled events in the afternoon on average, at 12:08 PM

Trump’s total official appearances have decreased by 39%
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Australian dollar jumps on news Robert Irwin has won US Dancing With The Stars.

I will not be considering any other macroeconomic data announcements at this time, thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters

"Magrat had used a lot of powder to make her face pale and interesting. It combined with the lavishly applied mascara to give the guard the impression that he was looking at two flies that had crashed into a sugar bowl."
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man

“What’s the good of having mastery over cosmic balance and knowing the secrets of fate if you can’t blow something up?”
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM