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Mari Murphy
@marimurphy.bsky.social
she/her. LFC, movies, music, politics, nonsense.

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Up the Reds. Trans rights are human rights.

“never knowingly a knobhead, always a gobshite”
I’m so fuming about the world because I just spent the week in Scotland with my da, a man in his sixties, and he just had such a nice time seeing and talking to people. I’m so so mad that people have allowed their das to hate people for a living. Das are meant to be sound and a bit cringe.
December 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I do not like how many of you have swallowed Timmy C’s big ups without actually figuring out if he had anyone criticizing him. He doesn’t. His opps are people like me who point out that every one of his interviews seem to connote him inventing whatever acting strategy he’s done. Man thanks no one.
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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So busy worrying about the "How" that we forgot to ask "Why"
December 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Excluding penalties, Liverpool have scored 3 goals from set-pieces but conceded 12 in the Premier League this season.

That negative difference of -9 is their worst ever in a Premier League season (previously -8 in 1992-93). #LFC
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
One of the best books I read in the second half of 2025:

The Last Disco: The Story of the Stardust Tragedy by Sean Murray, Christine Bohan & Nicky Ryan

Horrific story well-told. Working class Dublin mums and das relentlessly take on the state. For 43 years. YNWA.
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Rewatched most of the match I missed because I went to see Scottish football like a good tourist:

Can I just say that I love a Decisive Through Ball Played By Liverpool FC?
December 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Lovely to go to Dundee FC on a whim and see ex-Red Billy Koumetio put in a very calm and assured MOTM performance.
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If the Slot Liverpool adept at making 1-0 into 2-0 rapid is back, times might be better
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Sorry City’s horror kits also have a shock green crotch block? Dunno what you’d even call that. Horrible but. Up there with the worst I’ve ever seen.
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Dunno, I feel like if rule changes were created to target Arsenal specifically you’d start seeing managers warned and carded for being outside their little areas
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’ve previously disrespected the Minnesota Vikings and I would like to take all that back
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Man finding out people are actually watching stranger things is depressing. I tried with that show and abandoned it before that fella came out whole ass showing. But yall do you I guess. Euuuuugh.
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
FIVE TURNOVERS LOST?!!!
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Merry Xmas! The NBA paid tribute to a young man returning home to OKC after “9 months deployed with Nat. Guard.” They didn’t say where he deployed. I looked up Ok deployments: would’ve been Kosovo, Middle East, or DC. His dad looked happy but not blown away to see his kid. I think he was in DC (1/2)
December 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Damn Snoop Dogg needs money for real, what is this
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Did you know that each region of Ireland has its own figure who traditionally delivers presents on Christmas Eve??
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I have made literal mock ups of Anthony Gordon diving before, but let me just say now (as it happened live for me in a pub with no WiFi or service) that him not getting a pen against Chelsea was mystifying. No idea what the officials (live or VAR) saw.
December 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I really think a tackle that breaks a player's leg and has no chance at getting the ball should face some sort of disciplinary action, even if the player who's fouled scores. It's just unacceptable that you can do whatever you want to a player as long as he gets a shot off.
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bar the quite serious injuries, I’ve had an excellent sporting day. Went to St Mirren for the first time and watched them win a dead exciting game and then watched Liverpool win some sort of North v South war I didn’t realize existed.
December 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh I hate this you know
Pre-match display and tifo at Hill Dickinson stadium ahead of Everton v Arsenal.
December 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Matter fact they should have sent someone off premptively for Bergvall that time
December 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM