Tyler the Donut King
@kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social
Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.
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Seeing a bunch of AI photos of the president accepting random trophies makes me wish I knew where the trophy was that my father got for being the drunkest golfer at a golf scramble.
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Vince Coleman
LF-CF
Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1997
DET - CIN - NYM - SEA - STL - KCR
LF-CF
Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1997
DET - CIN - NYM - SEA - STL - KCR
Vince Coleman at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Vince Coleman
baseball-reference.com
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Vince Coleman
LF-CF
Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1997
DET - CIN - NYM - SEA - STL - KCR
LF-CF
Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1997
DET - CIN - NYM - SEA - STL - KCR
Sponsored by Pepto Bismol*
*(provided CBS alerts Procter and Gamble at some point)
*(provided CBS alerts Procter and Gamble at some point)
It’s Explosive Diarrhea Friday with Tony Dokoupil
January 24, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Sponsored by Pepto Bismol*
*(provided CBS alerts Procter and Gamble at some point)
*(provided CBS alerts Procter and Gamble at some point)
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Your 2025-26 Saint Louis Blues!
Your 2025-26 Saint Louis Blues!
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Your 2025-26 Saint Louis Blues!
Your 2025-26 Saint Louis Blues!
1) That’s a rough way for the Blues to finish if that’s the game winner.
2) If Team USA does not win gold in Milano with Jason Robertson at home, I’m gonna dump a 30-ton barrel of shit on Bill Guerin’s front lawn.
2) If Team USA does not win gold in Milano with Jason Robertson at home, I’m gonna dump a 30-ton barrel of shit on Bill Guerin’s front lawn.
January 24, 2026 at 3:34 AM
1) That’s a rough way for the Blues to finish if that’s the game winner.
2) If Team USA does not win gold in Milano with Jason Robertson at home, I’m gonna dump a 30-ton barrel of shit on Bill Guerin’s front lawn.
2) If Team USA does not win gold in Milano with Jason Robertson at home, I’m gonna dump a 30-ton barrel of shit on Bill Guerin’s front lawn.
At some point I feel like Kerbs is gonna call Kyle Capobianco “King Copacabana” or something similar . . . either tonight or the next time the Blues play the Stars.
January 24, 2026 at 3:26 AM
At some point I feel like Kerbs is gonna call Kyle Capobianco “King Copacabana” or something similar . . . either tonight or the next time the Blues play the Stars.
Now all of a sudden I’m afraid to check Gloria Estefan’s political leaning.
I need to convince Trump that the Miami Sound Machine is a real weapon and that possessing it will make him invincible.
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Now all of a sudden I’m afraid to check Gloria Estefan’s political leaning.
Not sure I want Chris Kerber lecturing me or anyone else on “feel of the game” to be honest.
January 24, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Not sure I want Chris Kerber lecturing me or anyone else on “feel of the game” to be honest.
FUNK IS JAZZ’S DEFORMED COUSIN #TheMightyBooch
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
FUNK IS JAZZ’S DEFORMED COUSIN #TheMightyBooch
DVORSKY
YOU’RE ON THE FORCE KID
YOU’RE ON THE FORCE KID
January 24, 2026 at 1:32 AM
DVORSKY
YOU’RE ON THE FORCE KID
YOU’RE ON THE FORCE KID
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Todd Zeile
3B-1B-Catcher
Debut: 1989 - Retired: 2004
LAD - MON - NYY - PHI - FLA - NYM - COL - STL - TEX - CHC - BAL
3B-1B-Catcher
Debut: 1989 - Retired: 2004
LAD - MON - NYY - PHI - FLA - NYM - COL - STL - TEX - CHC - BAL
Todd Zeile at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Todd Zeile
baseball-reference.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Todd Zeile
3B-1B-Catcher
Debut: 1989 - Retired: 2004
LAD - MON - NYY - PHI - FLA - NYM - COL - STL - TEX - CHC - BAL
3B-1B-Catcher
Debut: 1989 - Retired: 2004
LAD - MON - NYY - PHI - FLA - NYM - COL - STL - TEX - CHC - BAL
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Darryl Kile
Pitcher
Debut: 1991 - Died: 2002
COL - HOU - STL
Pitcher
Debut: 1991 - Died: 2002
COL - HOU - STL
Darryl Kile at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Darryl Kile
baseball-reference.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Darryl Kile
Pitcher
Debut: 1991 - Died: 2002
COL - HOU - STL
Pitcher
Debut: 1991 - Died: 2002
COL - HOU - STL
Herman Melville — canonically horny
take it, and taste it
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Herman Melville — canonically horny
Words I tell myself a lot more than perhaps I should.
January 21, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Words I tell myself a lot more than perhaps I should.
Granted, it was still a loss, but at least the Blues didn’t appear to play like a bunch of losers for once. Not sure if that’s good or bad at this stage of the season, honestly.
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Granted, it was still a loss, but at least the Blues didn’t appear to play like a bunch of losers for once. Not sure if that’s good or bad at this stage of the season, honestly.
Christ I already want to turn off this Blues game.
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Christ I already want to turn off this Blues game.
This is bullshit and will cause a strike or lockout next offseason.
But also, this won’t matter one Goddamned bit if the MLB and MLBPA don’t also set a salary floor (which, of course, they are not gonna do).
But also, this won’t matter one Goddamned bit if the MLB and MLBPA don’t also set a salary floor (which, of course, they are not gonna do).
BREAKING: It's “a 100 percent certainty” that MLB owners will push for a salary cap after Kyle Tucker’s free agency agreement with the Los Angeles Dodgers, a source tells @evandrellich.bsky.social.
January 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
This is bullshit and will cause a strike or lockout next offseason.
But also, this won’t matter one Goddamned bit if the MLB and MLBPA don’t also set a salary floor (which, of course, they are not gonna do).
But also, this won’t matter one Goddamned bit if the MLB and MLBPA don’t also set a salary floor (which, of course, they are not gonna do).
For pure homer rooting purposes, I’d like to forget the Seahawks won a Super Bowl.
But. At least I ain’t as dumb as Bill here.
But. At least I ain’t as dumb as Bill here.
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
For pure homer rooting purposes, I’d like to forget the Seahawks won a Super Bowl.
But. At least I ain’t as dumb as Bill here.
But. At least I ain’t as dumb as Bill here.
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Ol’ Herm has principles.
it’s against my principles to drink with the man I’ve diddled
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Ol’ Herm has principles.
And blessedly I will be in Hell by then
years from now, people will talk about this indiana teams with the all-time dominant squads in their sports—ucla under wooden, the new college of florida baseball program, the pantheon
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
And blessedly I will be in Hell by then
As an Illinois supporter who dislikes Indiana more or less out of habit . . . this entire Indiana football thing is just jaw-dropping. And then there was this.
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
As an Illinois supporter who dislikes Indiana more or less out of habit . . . this entire Indiana football thing is just jaw-dropping. And then there was this.
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We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM