Tyler the Donut King
@kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social
Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.
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Seeing a bunch of AI photos of the president accepting random trophies makes me wish I knew where the trophy was that my father got for being the drunkest golfer at a golf scramble.
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Todd Zeile
3B-1B-Catcher
Debut: 1989 - Retired: 2004
LAD - MON - NYY - PHI - FLA - NYM - COL - STL - TEX - CHC - BAL
3B-1B-Catcher
Debut: 1989 - Retired: 2004
LAD - MON - NYY - PHI - FLA - NYM - COL - STL - TEX - CHC - BAL
Todd Zeile at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Todd Zeile
baseball-reference.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Todd Zeile
3B-1B-Catcher
Debut: 1989 - Retired: 2004
LAD - MON - NYY - PHI - FLA - NYM - COL - STL - TEX - CHC - BAL
3B-1B-Catcher
Debut: 1989 - Retired: 2004
LAD - MON - NYY - PHI - FLA - NYM - COL - STL - TEX - CHC - BAL
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Darryl Kile
Pitcher
Debut: 1991 - Died: 2002
COL - HOU - STL
Pitcher
Debut: 1991 - Died: 2002
COL - HOU - STL
Darryl Kile at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Darryl Kile
baseball-reference.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Darryl Kile
Pitcher
Debut: 1991 - Died: 2002
COL - HOU - STL
Pitcher
Debut: 1991 - Died: 2002
COL - HOU - STL
Herman Melville — canonically horny
take it, and taste it
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Herman Melville — canonically horny
Words I tell myself a lot more than perhaps I should.
January 21, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Words I tell myself a lot more than perhaps I should.
Granted, it was still a loss, but at least the Blues didn’t appear to play like a bunch of losers for once. Not sure if that’s good or bad at this stage of the season, honestly.
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Granted, it was still a loss, but at least the Blues didn’t appear to play like a bunch of losers for once. Not sure if that’s good or bad at this stage of the season, honestly.
Christ I already want to turn off this Blues game.
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Christ I already want to turn off this Blues game.
This is bullshit and will cause a strike or lockout next offseason.
But also, this won’t matter one Goddamned bit if the MLB and MLBPA don’t also set a salary floor (which, of course, they are not gonna do).
But also, this won’t matter one Goddamned bit if the MLB and MLBPA don’t also set a salary floor (which, of course, they are not gonna do).
BREAKING: It's “a 100 percent certainty” that MLB owners will push for a salary cap after Kyle Tucker’s free agency agreement with the Los Angeles Dodgers, a source tells @evandrellich.bsky.social.
January 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
This is bullshit and will cause a strike or lockout next offseason.
But also, this won’t matter one Goddamned bit if the MLB and MLBPA don’t also set a salary floor (which, of course, they are not gonna do).
But also, this won’t matter one Goddamned bit if the MLB and MLBPA don’t also set a salary floor (which, of course, they are not gonna do).
For pure homer rooting purposes, I’d like to forget the Seahawks won a Super Bowl.
But. At least I ain’t as dumb as Bill here.
But. At least I ain’t as dumb as Bill here.
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
For pure homer rooting purposes, I’d like to forget the Seahawks won a Super Bowl.
But. At least I ain’t as dumb as Bill here.
But. At least I ain’t as dumb as Bill here.
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Ol’ Herm has principles.
it’s against my principles to drink with the man I’ve diddled
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Ol’ Herm has principles.
And blessedly I will be in Hell by then
years from now, people will talk about this indiana teams with the all-time dominant squads in their sports—ucla under wooden, the new college of florida baseball program, the pantheon
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
And blessedly I will be in Hell by then
As an Illinois supporter who dislikes Indiana more or less out of habit . . . this entire Indiana football thing is just jaw-dropping. And then there was this.
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
As an Illinois supporter who dislikes Indiana more or less out of habit . . . this entire Indiana football thing is just jaw-dropping. And then there was this.
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We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Seeing a bunch of AI photos of the president accepting random trophies makes me wish I knew where the trophy was that my father got for being the drunkest golfer at a golf scramble.
January 20, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Seeing a bunch of AI photos of the president accepting random trophies makes me wish I knew where the trophy was that my father got for being the drunkest golfer at a golf scramble.
Not sure what gets to me more about Kalshi — the fact that services such as this and Polymarket should absolutely not be legal in the United States (or, frankly, just about anywhere globally) . . . OR . . . how absolutely fucking “shitty AI level” bad their incessant shitty commercials are.
January 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Not sure what gets to me more about Kalshi — the fact that services such as this and Polymarket should absolutely not be legal in the United States (or, frankly, just about anywhere globally) . . . OR . . . how absolutely fucking “shitty AI level” bad their incessant shitty commercials are.
Not gonna track the conservatives and certain centrist democrats quoting or otherwise evoking The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. ironically today but no doubt they all should be ridiculed for their irony, particularly as we all watch and live through this moment.
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Not gonna track the conservatives and certain centrist democrats quoting or otherwise evoking The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. ironically today but no doubt they all should be ridiculed for their irony, particularly as we all watch and live through this moment.
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Trump trying to start a weird stupid war no one wants out of spite because he's mad about not getting a Nobel Peace Prize is dead center "gag you would leave in drafts because it is both too obvious and not funny." Obviously this is all bad but it is also just incredibly hack. What a way to go.
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Trump trying to start a weird stupid war no one wants out of spite because he's mad about not getting a Nobel Peace Prize is dead center "gag you would leave in drafts because it is both too obvious and not funny." Obviously this is all bad but it is also just incredibly hack. What a way to go.
Granted, the Oilers are really good (even without Leon Draisaitl), but that effort was not even close to good enough this evening.
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Granted, the Oilers are really good (even without Leon Draisaitl), but that effort was not even close to good enough this evening.
Too Much Oil Man
January 19, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Too Much Oil Man
Hilarious that the next thing back from the break was a live read promo tnst NBC hosts the Super Bowl this year.
“And these shitty camera people will bring it to you!”
“And these shitty camera people will bring it to you!”
Camera operator on that kick was drunk
January 19, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Hilarious that the next thing back from the break was a live read promo tnst NBC hosts the Super Bowl this year.
“And these shitty camera people will bring it to you!”
“And these shitty camera people will bring it to you!”
Ah cool now I hope the Bears fucking lose.
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Ah cool now I hope the Bears fucking lose.
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So to keep people in the loop, one of the biggest school districts in the state is closed Tuesday and Wednesday because they need to give teachers time to build hybrid options for families worried about their children getting kidnapped on the way to school by lawless masked armed federal goons.
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
So to keep people in the loop, one of the biggest school districts in the state is closed Tuesday and Wednesday because they need to give teachers time to build hybrid options for families worried about their children getting kidnapped on the way to school by lawless masked armed federal goons.