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Tyler the Donut King
@kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social
Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Kyrou loves us so much.
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
As a Broncos fan, I feel like I owe it to Drew to say . . . you’re right to root for Sean Payton to fail. Good news for me is, it’s not happening right now despite the team’s best efforts (SEE: whatever the fuck those first 45 minutes against the Giants were in Week 7).
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It certainly does seem to be raining shit on the Saint Louis Blues right now.
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
October 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
New addition to the family. Meet Kyrou!
October 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hello, you sexy son of a bitch. #WeWentBlues
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
GTFOH, Hakeem.
September 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Honorable mention and along the same path.
September 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Yes, indeed, let’s. #NoAlarmsAndNoSurprises
September 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Thanks for nothing as always, Threads.
September 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
go bonco
September 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
September footie in beautiful conditions. Go City! #AllForCITY
September 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Yes this is bad.

But I think most of us (sane ones anyway) can agree this is 20 gazillion times better than the shit Donald Sterling was doing.
September 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
11 years of marriage down. Many more to come.

Love you, @bluesmay.bsky.social.
August 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
IYKYK
August 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sometimes can’t easily tell how earnest Clue is being with these things but . . .

Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is
August 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
At least make an attempt at proper translation without getting AI involved. Jesus H. Shit.
August 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“63TH RBI THIS SEASON”
August 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
July 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Remember Some (Randy) Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social
July 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The Prince Of Darkness.

A damned legend — and also the celebrity most oddly aligned with my favorite hockey team, thanks to this mugshot photo of him from Memphis in 1984.

Rest in peace, Ozzy.
July 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
July 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM