Pablo Espinosa
@pabloespinosa.bsky.social
Mr. DNA Impersonator
It’s time for someone to explain to American football announcers that what they refer to as a “rugby scrum” is actually more like a rugby maul
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It’s time for someone to explain to American football announcers that what they refer to as a “rugby scrum” is actually more like a rugby maul
Alternate headline:
Motley Crew Finds Itself in Theatre of Pain Over Unpaid Fees
Motley Crew Finds Itself in Theatre of Pain Over Unpaid Fees
Plaintiffs’ law firm Motley Rice is seeking to recover legal fees from Alaska after it was fired from representing the state in opioid litigation, arguing it was improperly accused of violating a contract for the work @davidjthomas.bsky.social @mikescarcella.bsky.social reut.rs/4oLXyMU
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Alternate headline:
Motley Crew Finds Itself in Theatre of Pain Over Unpaid Fees
Motley Crew Finds Itself in Theatre of Pain Over Unpaid Fees
Ok! I am already for the one day of the year in which I actually got enough sleep the night before.
What adventures await today?
What adventures await today?
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ok! I am already for the one day of the year in which I actually got enough sleep the night before.
What adventures await today?
What adventures await today?
Look at all those old, white men.
That’s not a protest …
… it’s a Weißwurst party …
That’s not a protest …
… it’s a Weißwurst party …
If size really matters, defending public education definitely gets out a bigger crowd than Alberta separation. albertapolitics.ca/2025/10/if-s... #ableg #abpoli
If size really matters, defending public education definitely gets out a bigger crowd than Alberta separation - Alberta Politics
If the Alberta Prosperity Project hoped to hold the largest public protest in Alberta history yesterday, as some organizers of the “independence rally” that took place in front of the Legislative Buil...
albertapolitics.ca
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Look at all those old, white men.
That’s not a protest …
… it’s a Weißwurst party …
That’s not a protest …
… it’s a Weißwurst party …
Me after watching “Twins” this evening:
They do not make movies like that anymore!!! What a delight.
They do not make movies like that anymore!!! What a delight.
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Me after watching “Twins” this evening:
They do not make movies like that anymore!!! What a delight.
They do not make movies like that anymore!!! What a delight.
Thinking of Kevin Cash tonight …
October 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Thinking of Kevin Cash tonight …
Hey @microsoft.com just wanted you to know that I am so sick of your bullshit that I’m installing a second SSD to dual boot Linux.
No one wants
- AI forced down their throats
- Copilot in every app
- Mandatory One Drive
- Formatting in Notepad
My days as a Windows user are numbered. Fuck off
No one wants
- AI forced down their throats
- Copilot in every app
- Mandatory One Drive
- Formatting in Notepad
My days as a Windows user are numbered. Fuck off
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hey @microsoft.com just wanted you to know that I am so sick of your bullshit that I’m installing a second SSD to dual boot Linux.
No one wants
- AI forced down their throats
- Copilot in every app
- Mandatory One Drive
- Formatting in Notepad
My days as a Windows user are numbered. Fuck off
No one wants
- AI forced down their throats
- Copilot in every app
- Mandatory One Drive
- Formatting in Notepad
My days as a Windows user are numbered. Fuck off
My feed is much more tolerable when the Jays lose …
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My feed is much more tolerable when the Jays lose …
Today’s email from Bose advising that my SoundTouch devices will lose all cloud capabilities in February confirms what I have long suspected:
Bose doesn’t actually want you to be able to use their stuff. They just want your money
Bose doesn’t actually want you to be able to use their stuff. They just want your money
October 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Today’s email from Bose advising that my SoundTouch devices will lose all cloud capabilities in February confirms what I have long suspected:
Bose doesn’t actually want you to be able to use their stuff. They just want your money
Bose doesn’t actually want you to be able to use their stuff. They just want your money
Oh no!
Now how will I get my flyers, fast food coupons, assorted junk mail, and government-funded partisan mailings from my elected representatives?
Now how will I get my flyers, fast food coupons, assorted junk mail, and government-funded partisan mailings from my elected representatives?
The union representing Canada's postal workers has called for a cross-country strike in the wake of the federal government announcing major reforms to Canada Post. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Canada Post workers walking off the job after government demands reforms | CBC News
The union representing Canada's postal workers has called for a cross-country strike in the wake of the federal government announcing major reforms to Canada Post.
www.cbc.ca
September 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oh no!
Now how will I get my flyers, fast food coupons, assorted junk mail, and government-funded partisan mailings from my elected representatives?
Now how will I get my flyers, fast food coupons, assorted junk mail, and government-funded partisan mailings from my elected representatives?
August 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Uh oh, @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social is up and posting again and I still haven’t fallen asleep!
August 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Uh oh, @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social is up and posting again and I still haven’t fallen asleep!
Reposted by Pablo Espinosa
Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
July 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
Stampede Bowl Champions!?!? This is a joke, right?
July 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Stampede Bowl Champions!?!? This is a joke, right?
Hi @tsnofficial.bsky.social just want you to know that I was looking forward to watching the NBA Draft tonight.
However, since you’ve decided to simulcast ABC’s coverage “featuring” Stephen A. Smith, I’ve decided to turn off my TV and take my dog to the dog park.
Better luck next year.
However, since you’ve decided to simulcast ABC’s coverage “featuring” Stephen A. Smith, I’ve decided to turn off my TV and take my dog to the dog park.
Better luck next year.
June 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hi @tsnofficial.bsky.social just want you to know that I was looking forward to watching the NBA Draft tonight.
However, since you’ve decided to simulcast ABC’s coverage “featuring” Stephen A. Smith, I’ve decided to turn off my TV and take my dog to the dog park.
Better luck next year.
However, since you’ve decided to simulcast ABC’s coverage “featuring” Stephen A. Smith, I’ve decided to turn off my TV and take my dog to the dog park.
Better luck next year.
What are the rules on cabinet members brokering art deals for the Prime Minister?
Asking for a friend …
Asking for a friend …
May 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What are the rules on cabinet members brokering art deals for the Prime Minister?
Asking for a friend …
Asking for a friend …
I predict that Evan Solomon’s art business is about to take off now that he’s going to have access to a whole new supply of “art”
Is Evan Solomon being the Minister of Artificial Intelligence a metaphor?
May 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I predict that Evan Solomon’s art business is about to take off now that he’s going to have access to a whole new supply of “art”
Is Evan Solomon being the Minister of Artificial Intelligence a metaphor?
May 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Is Evan Solomon being the Minister of Artificial Intelligence a metaphor?
What did @theguardian.com do do its website!?!?!
In what world did they think it was a good idea to force users to scroll vertically and horizontally?
In what world did they think it was a good idea to force users to scroll vertically and horizontally?
May 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What did @theguardian.com do do its website!?!?!
In what world did they think it was a good idea to force users to scroll vertically and horizontally?
In what world did they think it was a good idea to force users to scroll vertically and horizontally?
JD Vance gave Pope Francis the heebie-jeebies …
… and they killed him.
… and they killed him.
April 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
JD Vance gave Pope Francis the heebie-jeebies …
… and they killed him.
… and they killed him.
Happy Quench Day, Oilers fans!!!!
April 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Happy Quench Day, Oilers fans!!!!
Quench Day?
we need a name for the day that the flames get knocked out of playoff contention every season, like "st. fail-lames day" or something silly like that. taking suggestions
April 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Quench Day?
He used a classic pre-fight weigh-in trick from the late 19th/early 20th century:
Pull your pants up to your armpits and cinch your belt tightly under your underbust.
It shifts your centre of gravity up, which tricks standard mechanical scales and gives you an artificially low measurement
Pull your pants up to your armpits and cinch your belt tightly under your underbust.
It shifts your centre of gravity up, which tricks standard mechanical scales and gives you an artificially low measurement
224 pounds?
April 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
He used a classic pre-fight weigh-in trick from the late 19th/early 20th century:
Pull your pants up to your armpits and cinch your belt tightly under your underbust.
It shifts your centre of gravity up, which tricks standard mechanical scales and gives you an artificially low measurement
Pull your pants up to your armpits and cinch your belt tightly under your underbust.
It shifts your centre of gravity up, which tricks standard mechanical scales and gives you an artificially low measurement
As I settle in for my first Red Sox game of the year, I’m reminded once again that I miss Don Orsillo … and Mookie Betts.
April 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
As I settle in for my first Red Sox game of the year, I’m reminded once again that I miss Don Orsillo … and Mookie Betts.