Answer to both questions:

Tortilla chips!!

He’s probably still mad that Vance killed Pope Francis …

#WhoIsJohnLakeman

I muted it as soon as they announced the Jonas Bros would be performing.

Did they really cover Kokomo?

That’s fantastic …

And he allowed Jonas Brothers to be the musical performance because he doesn’t like music.

Why don’t you do some prep for your next “interview” instead so that, rather than sitting there looking stupid while they spew obvious lies, you can ask a proper follow-up question that actually pushes back against those lies.

Otherwise you’re just a cog in their propaganda machine

The tree just … went off …

So Measles won’t be making an appearance? Damn. Too bad.

I thought this was an incisive comment on self-interest as the driving force between Picasso’s work and the free-market.

Then I did some math, read your next tweet, and realized that you said Adam Scott, not Adam Smith …

Trick question, right?

The person Trump would be is not pictured - on account of his bone spurs preventing him from making it to the school that day.

John Henry and Chaim Bloom can fuck right off forever.

If he does, can the Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church in DC sue him for trademark infringement?

Also, they play 162 games a year. Every one against an American team. Every one of them broadcast in America.