Chelsea
@overconfidentc.bsky.social
Texas's #1 Kraken fan 🦑 • Formerly rated "the best follow in Wichita, KS" • they/them
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My favorite thing to do is receive and input a One-Time Access code. I think I'd like to do it about 500 fucking times every single day
March 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My favorite thing to do is receive and input a One-Time Access code. I think I'd like to do it about 500 fucking times every single day
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i would like nothing more than to be on the "dream up ridiculous rube goldberg deaths" team for this franchise
March 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i would like nothing more than to be on the "dream up ridiculous rube goldberg deaths" team for this franchise
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Hello,
Sorry for my delayed response to this email. My foot clipped into the ground and then I shot ten miles into the air and saw the edges of the sky
Sorry for my delayed response to this email. My foot clipped into the ground and then I shot ten miles into the air and saw the edges of the sky
January 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hello,
Sorry for my delayed response to this email. My foot clipped into the ground and then I shot ten miles into the air and saw the edges of the sky
Sorry for my delayed response to this email. My foot clipped into the ground and then I shot ten miles into the air and saw the edges of the sky
Tell me your favorite movie not many people know
January 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Tell me your favorite movie not many people know
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we used to respect the peanut in this country, weaving it into the very fabric of our culture and even singing its praises at civic gatherings of our national pastime. now we are isolated and alienated like individually bagged packages of SkinnyDipped almonds
January 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
we used to respect the peanut in this country, weaving it into the very fabric of our culture and even singing its praises at civic gatherings of our national pastime. now we are isolated and alienated like individually bagged packages of SkinnyDipped almonds
Forgetting someone?
December 26, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Forgetting someone?
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im gonna hit you in the head with a pipe so hard that you hear the steel drum intro from P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent
December 16, 2024 at 7:37 PM
im gonna hit you in the head with a pipe so hard that you hear the steel drum intro from P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent
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hate when I get too big for my britches. what with the price of britches these days
December 10, 2024 at 10:57 PM
hate when I get too big for my britches. what with the price of britches these days
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actually, knightrider is the name of the car. the man is knightrider's monster
December 9, 2024 at 11:54 PM
actually, knightrider is the name of the car. the man is knightrider's monster
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My (747 F) husband (850 M) keeps a list of every child in the world
December 5, 2024 at 8:45 PM
My (747 F) husband (850 M) keeps a list of every child in the world
Logging my sex tape on Letterboxd
⭐⭐⭐⭐ ❤️ Liked it
"Plenty of holes, but not a one of 'em in the plot."
⭐⭐⭐⭐ ❤️ Liked it
"Plenty of holes, but not a one of 'em in the plot."
December 5, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Logging my sex tape on Letterboxd
⭐⭐⭐⭐ ❤️ Liked it
"Plenty of holes, but not a one of 'em in the plot."
⭐⭐⭐⭐ ❤️ Liked it
"Plenty of holes, but not a one of 'em in the plot."
It's much easier to ignore bad faith arguments and angry replies/quotes when you remember that over half of the adults in the US read below a sixth-grade level
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 PM
It's much easier to ignore bad faith arguments and angry replies/quotes when you remember that over half of the adults in the US read below a sixth-grade level
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He's coming to Kingdom Hearts
ESPN and Stephen A. Smith are closing in on a new contract that will give him potential access to other parts of Disney
ESPN, Stephen A. Smith Closing in On New Deal
ESPN, Stephen A. Smith get close to signing a new deal that will give the popular sports personality the chance to create other shows at Disney
variety.com
December 3, 2024 at 9:51 PM
He's coming to Kingdom Hearts
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[Daft Punk “Doin’ It Right” voice]
🎶 Turkish delight
You have no moral compass
‘Cause it’s Turkish delight
Selling out your favorite siblings
For some Turkish delight
What if Jesus was a lion
Here’s some Turkish delight 🎶
🎶 Turkish delight
You have no moral compass
‘Cause it’s Turkish delight
Selling out your favorite siblings
For some Turkish delight
What if Jesus was a lion
Here’s some Turkish delight 🎶
May 22, 2023 at 8:01 PM
[Daft Punk “Doin’ It Right” voice]
🎶 Turkish delight
You have no moral compass
‘Cause it’s Turkish delight
Selling out your favorite siblings
For some Turkish delight
What if Jesus was a lion
Here’s some Turkish delight 🎶
🎶 Turkish delight
You have no moral compass
‘Cause it’s Turkish delight
Selling out your favorite siblings
For some Turkish delight
What if Jesus was a lion
Here’s some Turkish delight 🎶
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can someone rig one of these things to do “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis” ? It’s all I want for Christmas and I’ve been very good
December 3, 2024 at 3:51 PM
can someone rig one of these things to do “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis” ? It’s all I want for Christmas and I’ve been very good
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December 3, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I forgot my 10 key at home, the batteries in my mouse at the office are dead, and the supply closet has no AA batteries or extra mouses. We should have had today off.
December 2, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I forgot my 10 key at home, the batteries in my mouse at the office are dead, and the supply closet has no AA batteries or extra mouses. We should have had today off.
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You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?
December 2, 2024 at 3:11 AM
You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?
Finally, Hot Frosty adds another man to the born sexy yesterday pantheon. Brendan Fraser was doing a lot of the heavy lifting with both George of the Jungle and Blast from the Past.
December 1, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Finally, Hot Frosty adds another man to the born sexy yesterday pantheon. Brendan Fraser was doing a lot of the heavy lifting with both George of the Jungle and Blast from the Past.
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I've been in Austin too long. I forgot I'm a Wichita 10.
November 30, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I've been in Austin too long. I forgot I'm a Wichita 10.
I'm being boiled alive in my sister's car.
November 30, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I'm being boiled alive in my sister's car.