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@ostensiblya.bsky.social
I know.
Taurus: Things aren’t as bad as they seem, they’re worse.
October 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
YESSSSSSSSS!
Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.
October 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This doesn’t sound like Nazi Germany at all. Everything is fine. Nothing to see here.
October 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Haha, I cackled the exact same time and way you all did at the hold music!
October 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Watch the Tonight Show Selena Gomez interview after she and Jimmy do a truncated gauntlet. It’s hilarious.
There should be a Hot Ones Aftermath segment, where interviews are done through a bathroom door as the celebrity is indisposed and they ask the hard-hitting questions at the worst possible moment
October 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I can’t believe they shutdown the government and took today off. It’s not a federal holiday. The rest of the government would be working if it was open. Those who are excepted worked today. But they thought they had the right to take today off?! Unmitigated buffoonery.
October 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Exactly.
Yes President Trump was slurring and exhibiting disordered thinking in his appearance before the generals. But at least he didn’t have a hoarse voice like Biden in the first debate.
October 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Grrr, fucking theaters.
Quentin Tarantino's 'Kill Bill' movies will be released as one film in theaters for the first time on December 5 ⚔️

• Runtime is around 4 hours and 7 min

• Includes a new 7-minute animated sequence

• Select showings will be in 70mm and 35mm
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Trump wants to hold the government hostage until Democrats agree to raise health care costs for millions of Americans and give him more unchecked power.

But health care is a human right.

And in America, we have no kings.
October 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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President Trump and Congressional Republicans just shut down the government because they refused to stop your health care costs from rising.

Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Are they still disproportionately running down black people?
October 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
September 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Ugh, and what if they’re getting divorced because THEY cheated or did something awful? No all the way around. Only emergency medical situations.
September 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social E “couldn’t do that to someone”?? Oh wait . . .
September 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Podiatrist thinks I might have sprained my PF, has been months of feeling like someone stabbed me in the foot and I’m walking on the knife still in there. It’s excruciating.
September 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
You would think, in all this time, somebody would have told Woody Allen that shutting the fuck up is free. Dumbass.
September 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Man, @dianeeitm.bsky.social, I only got a notice the Facebook payout is coming.
September 16, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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REPORT: The Haddonfield Police Department has confirmed that any residents who speak ill of Michael Myers on social media will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
September 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Whether it's Joe Biden condemning the killing of Charlie Kirk in 2025 or Charlie Kirk calling for the killing of Joe Biden in 2024, both men have issued strong words about the other's killing.
September 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This, @msnbc.com. Stop being MAGA whores. They’re literally calling for the execution of homeless people on your counterpart with no repercussions. Be better.
Dear #MSNBC hire back @matthewjdowd.bsky.social and make a public apology to him.
September 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
No.
OpenAI confirms they're helping make an AI-generated movie called 'Critterz'

• Goal is to finish production in 9 months
• Budget is ~$30M
• Plan is to debut the film at Canne
• 'Paddington 3' writers penned the script
• Art will be fed into Chat GPT 5 and other image models

(via WSJ)
September 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Finished #Reading #Listening Remarkably Bright Creatures 🧡🧡🧡
September 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This was pretty much my exact feelings watching it as well.
I watched KPop Demon Hunters, just to be in the know… It was OK, some of it was beautiful, I dug a few songs, it was fun & propulsive. But it also felt a bit hollow compared to similar movies & abandoned the one potentially interesting theme 3/4 of the way in… a bit of a letdown
September 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You have to be fucking kidding me that it has only been nine months! It feels like nine YEARS. Jesus.
All my timeline is at this point nine months into American fascism is illegal shit that the president and his cadre are getting into lol like all day long each waking moment. When they tell you it can happen here, believe that shit.
September 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM