Sir Oscar Isaac Newton
@oscarisaacnewton.bsky.social
Daddy and coffee sorcerer. Here to read funny posts about our miserable world.
Mark Cuban is spending Christmas Eve telling people if they don’t buy medications from him they have to die. Irredeemable.
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Mark Cuban is spending Christmas Eve telling people if they don’t buy medications from him they have to die. Irredeemable.
Billionaire demands $990 from husband and a father in order to keep on living.
Mr Cuban,
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Billionaire demands $990 from husband and a father in order to keep on living.
Got that right.
December 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Got that right.
In which the actual text of the NYT article undermines the headline:
December 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In which the actual text of the NYT article undermines the headline:
Speeding has little to no effect on arrival times. Intersections erase all time gains. There’s no reason to speed other than disregard for the safety and lives of others.
Everyone who ever killed someone while they were speeding had an excuse for why they thought it was safe to speed!
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Speeding has little to no effect on arrival times. Intersections erase all time gains. There’s no reason to speed other than disregard for the safety and lives of others.
Laser-focused as in giving republicans blanket permission to end ACA subsidies.
Significant statement from Jeffries and House Democratic leaders saying they will vote “present” on the motion to table Al Green’s resolution to impeach President Trump. They say they’re “laser-focused on fighting to lower the high cost of living” plus on health care and corruption.
December 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Laser-focused as in giving republicans blanket permission to end ACA subsidies.
He is 100% attacking her for her religion and race and ethnic background, but he’s a traditional conservative so he’s lying about it.
Spencer Cox: "I disagree with Congresswoman Omar. I think she should be voted out of it. I think I can do that without attacking her religion or race or ethnic background. I know that the president disagrees with me ... he's not interested in uniting the country."
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
He is 100% attacking her for her religion and race and ethnic background, but he’s a traditional conservative so he’s lying about it.
Because Conservatism is anti-Christian in nature.
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Because Conservatism is anti-Christian in nature.
Trump will pardon his gang of criminals before he steps out the door for the last time, so I think it’s important that the next Democratic president promises to ignore those pardons and prosecute all criminals associated with Trump in clouding the man himself.
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Trump will pardon his gang of criminals before he steps out the door for the last time, so I think it’s important that the next Democratic president promises to ignore those pardons and prosecute all criminals associated with Trump in clouding the man himself.
I did not know that moralism precluded self-criticism. Is he sure about that?
Moral clarity is good but the left is bad so moral clarity is bad. Got it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I did not know that moralism precluded self-criticism. Is he sure about that?
Sure if it’s just a regular guy but when it’s someone with immense power and influence who has a relationship with a known sex trafficker it is a whole news story.
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sure if it’s just a regular guy but when it’s someone with immense power and influence who has a relationship with a known sex trafficker it is a whole news story.
This is the playbook they ran in Fresno to kill an update to the public transit system including a high capacity North/South line and it worked incredibly well. They ran ads about how people from the south end would ride the bus home with your tv.
"The more-than-300 comments responding to that anonymous post are full of mothers looking for property in New Jersey or Florida, predicting that Mamdani’s promise to make buses free will lead criminals to rape and kill innocent passengers."
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
Upper East Side Moms Are Melting Down Over Mamdani
A 35,000-person Facebook group devolved into panic and infighting after the mayoral election.
www.thecut.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This is the playbook they ran in Fresno to kill an update to the public transit system including a high capacity North/South line and it worked incredibly well. They ran ads about how people from the south end would ride the bus home with your tv.
Elon Musk will not be the world’s first trillionaire because he will be in jail for killing 500,000 people by dismantling USAID.
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Elon Musk will not be the world’s first trillionaire because he will be in jail for killing 500,000 people by dismantling USAID.
Elon will never meet those goals.
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Elon will never meet those goals.
lol lmao even
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
lol lmao even
Matt Yglesias going through it tonight
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Matt Yglesias going through it tonight
“Posing as”
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“Posing as”
the ceasefire is defined as when rockets aren’t airborne
ok ceasefire back on agaaaiiiinnn startiiiiiiinnnng (killing a hundred people) now
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
the ceasefire is defined as when rockets aren’t airborne
Breaking: The WaPo opinion page to be renamed “The Darkness”
October 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Breaking: The WaPo opinion page to be renamed “The Darkness”
Scoop: id Software quietly cancels Wolfenstein game set in WWII because of concerns of backlash in the US to themes of fighting fascism and bigotry.
October 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Scoop: id Software quietly cancels Wolfenstein game set in WWII because of concerns of backlash in the US to themes of fighting fascism and bigotry.
At this point, a military coup is more likely than the Democrats putting up any sustained resistance to Trump.
September 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
At this point, a military coup is more likely than the Democrats putting up any sustained resistance to Trump.
Klein jumping to discount the historical realities of black Americans in favor of the anxieties and insecurities of the white Trump voters was really something. His failure of empathy is the core of why his politics is so shit.
September 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Klein jumping to discount the historical realities of black Americans in favor of the anxieties and insecurities of the white Trump voters was really something. His failure of empathy is the core of why his politics is so shit.
Democrats leadership watching Comey go to jail: This won’t happen to us. We don’t need to do anything about this.
September 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Democrats leadership watching Comey go to jail: This won’t happen to us. We don’t need to do anything about this.
It’s funny that RFK jr wanted to blame vaccines for autism but he chickened out and had to settle for Tylenol. I’m sure that will go great for him.
September 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It’s funny that RFK jr wanted to blame vaccines for autism but he chickened out and had to settle for Tylenol. I’m sure that will go great for him.
Sample size of one, I know, but my money says the Great Filter is that civilization is a failed evolutionary outcome.
September 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Sample size of one, I know, but my money says the Great Filter is that civilization is a failed evolutionary outcome.