A Compelling Unknown Force
@oscarandjeeves.bsky.social
the most hydrated gamer | #1 hater of generative AI | powered by peanut butter | dimensionally misplaced novelist | she/her
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💖 I love her
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
💖 I love her
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let's put aside the economic, social, and environmental costs of LLM fraud and focus on it's speculative benefits that coincidentally make me and my friends obscenely wealthy
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
let's put aside the economic, social, and environmental costs of LLM fraud and focus on it's speculative benefits that coincidentally make me and my friends obscenely wealthy
yeah, man, totally, man, I bet you made so much money from NFTs, you watch your 3D TV every day, and you were made HOA president solely because of how cool you look on your Segway
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
yeah, man, totally, man, I bet you made so much money from NFTs, you watch your 3D TV every day, and you were made HOA president solely because of how cool you look on your Segway
"Gus, don't be the American version of British Gus."
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Gus, don't be the American version of British Gus."
I will disconnect every electronic device in my house, line the floor with legos, hobble to the front door, disappear into the woods, befriend a wolf, starve to death, and tell the wolf via ouija board that it's okay to eat my corpse before I will ever accept the latest techbro masturbation device.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I will disconnect every electronic device in my house, line the floor with legos, hobble to the front door, disappear into the woods, befriend a wolf, starve to death, and tell the wolf via ouija board that it's okay to eat my corpse before I will ever accept the latest techbro masturbation device.
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i'm all for giving AI a toaster bath & then tossing everyone involved with it into a volcano
hope that helps
hope that helps
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
i'm all for giving AI a toaster bath & then tossing everyone involved with it into a volcano
hope that helps
hope that helps
or you could just....not contribute to egregious water and energy waste
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
or you could just....not contribute to egregious water and energy waste
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Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
shocked, I tell you
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
shocked, I tell you
my single act on bluesky today will be to judge him
a woman with gray hair is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and a calendar on the wall behind her .
ALT: a woman with gray hair is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and a calendar on the wall behind her .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
my single act on bluesky today will be to judge him
Are you Le or Rosch?
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Are you Le or Rosch?
my mother "thought deeply and carefully" before voting for him again. after arguments all throughout the previous term AND after she admitted that the insurrection was, in fact, bad.
same woman who forced me into Catholic school and to church every single weekend until college freed me.
same woman who forced me into Catholic school and to church every single weekend until college freed me.
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
my mother "thought deeply and carefully" before voting for him again. after arguments all throughout the previous term AND after she admitted that the insurrection was, in fact, bad.
same woman who forced me into Catholic school and to church every single weekend until college freed me.
same woman who forced me into Catholic school and to church every single weekend until college freed me.
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That metaphor is so labored it just joined a union
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
That metaphor is so labored it just joined a union
this sentence has probably never existed in the universe before, and I think that's beautiful
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
this sentence has probably never existed in the universe before, and I think that's beautiful
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it's me. i'm the skincare leftist
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
it's me. i'm the skincare leftist
between snail mucin and ashwagandha, the post-apocalypse is just me rubbing snails on my face and chewing on shrubbery
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
between snail mucin and ashwagandha, the post-apocalypse is just me rubbing snails on my face and chewing on shrubbery
I mean you do, in fact, have to stand a woodchipper on its feet before doing anything else with it.* Or, as some would say, first.
*I am definitely the world's woodchipper setup expert.
*I am definitely the world's woodchipper setup expert.
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I mean you do, in fact, have to stand a woodchipper on its feet before doing anything else with it.* Or, as some would say, first.
*I am definitely the world's woodchipper setup expert.
*I am definitely the world's woodchipper setup expert.
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I think all pedophiles should go in the wood chipper and I don't think that we should accept living in a world where that is a controversial stance
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I think all pedophiles should go in the wood chipper and I don't think that we should accept living in a world where that is a controversial stance
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Hmm…There’s a time travel Vatican heist movie somewhere in here…🤔
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hmm…There’s a time travel Vatican heist movie somewhere in here…🤔
*darts hit*
god: ...trump...blowing...bill clinton?! no no no, give me another dart
angels: lmfao
god: they're not gonna believe that!
angels: you have to do it, that's the rule!
god, snapping fingers: fuck it
god: ...trump...blowing...bill clinton?! no no no, give me another dart
angels: lmfao
god: they're not gonna believe that!
angels: you have to do it, that's the rule!
god, snapping fingers: fuck it
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
*darts hit*
god: ...trump...blowing...bill clinton?! no no no, give me another dart
angels: lmfao
god: they're not gonna believe that!
angels: you have to do it, that's the rule!
god, snapping fingers: fuck it
god: ...trump...blowing...bill clinton?! no no no, give me another dart
angels: lmfao
god: they're not gonna believe that!
angels: you have to do it, that's the rule!
god, snapping fingers: fuck it