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Achilles Mump
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Shakespeare/early modern drama burnout. delco ex-pat. shy.
8 exhausted adults clinging to their second glass of whiskey/wine/vodka waiting for an eight year old to put on a costume and do a magic show so we can all go to bed happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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poetry
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Wow it really is just like God.
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
ordering pizza at my in-laws and folks, they just don't write copy like this anymore
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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From: Noam Chomsky

(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)

From: Vacation Jeff

i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .

From: Noam Chomsky

Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
reading Catch-22 at, like, 14 did more to make me vehemently anti-war than any news coverage of actual wars ever could. jesus christ that book is good
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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it’s so rude of those fuckin’ commies to always be right about democrats
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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This is terrible!
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Joff Zuckerman
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
if AI is supposed to be saving time and making work easier, can someone explain why the person on my team who uses it religiously gets everything in late and fucking sucks at their job
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
recipes that don't use a full pound of pasta should be banned. you think you're better than me because you're only using 2 cups of ditalini? you're gonna use that extra half cup of ditalini at some later date?? fuck you
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I know everyone here is always saying this, but the way national broadcasts frame the game with their dog shit play-by-plays and these god awful live interviews is just, like, insultingly condescending
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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these men are trying to manage game seven of the world series! stop talking to them! they don't have anything interesting to say anyway! stop it!
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
hell yeah
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Ban in-game interviews for the love of fucking god
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
a mid Trader Joe's snack? call that Traitor Joe's
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
all this b-roll of the dodgers staring at the commisioner's trophy is giving real Saudi Arabia orb vibes
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
da freaking mayor trick or treated my house. I said "hey, nice mayor costume" (he was wearing a hoodie)
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM