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Achilles Mump
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Shakespeare/early modern drama burnout. delco ex-pat. shy.
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they ran out of steam a little here, but still an incredible effort
Philly Connection You will make a good connection with this one. Shaved sirloin steak, sautéed peppers & onions, chunky tomato sauce and again lots of cheese. $20.99
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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poetry
The Corleone The one whose destiny is to establish itself as one you will never forget. Our Homemade Crust filled with eggplant, ham, sautéed peppers and onions, and chunky tomato sauce. $20.99
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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ordering pizza at my in-laws and folks, they just don't write copy like this anymore
The Don You will pledge your respect to this one because it's so good. Ricotta cheese, lots of mozzarella, spinach, broccoli and fresh tomato topped with parmesan cheese, $18.99
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Klein is such a fucking twerp.

"People got mad at me for suggesting we run pro-candidates in the south!"

"Well yeah, that doesn't seem like the best idea."

"It was ILLUSTRATIVE."
Can we stay with that? I don't have the numbers in front of me, but the immediate thing that springs to mind, for me, in that question is not who you're abandoning, but: How do you square the fact that reproductive rights have proven to be pretty popular in red states? I'm thinking about referendums that have been passed such that they've had to change the rules How do you separate that? Like, there are people who didn't vote for Kamala but who say: Give me my reproductive rights. I was using pro-life as an illustrative example. But there are many red districts in this country, and there are states that we do not even think about competing in anymore. I'm not talking about 0hio here. I think you have to try things. By the
September 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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@mtsw.bsky.social Kool aid man meme "Because they like Trump and want him to rule us like a king"
September 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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lmao

yaledailynews.com/blog/2025/09...
From a Yale Daily News article: "One module presents a discussion in which a classmate says: "It feels like if you're not progressive on this campus people assume you're a bad person. Im tired of feeling like I have to keep my views to myself." The training then asks students to select "the most effective" response out of several multiple-choice answers. "It sounds like you're feeling judged or shut down - and that it's hard to speak up when your perspective isn't the popular one. Is that right?" reads the program's preferred answer Answers labeled as "ineffective" included "I get that it's frustrating, but other people are allowed to react to what you say" and Maybe this just isn't the place to share those kinds of views.""
September 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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every time I go to a used bookstore I look for the 60s/70s era mass market paperbacks because of how cool the designs were—just look at these fonts!
Red paperback book of Agatha Christie's "By the Pricking of My Thumbs"
August 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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easy quiz for me

(also, you have that dog in you)
Sloppity Bilepiper 3 and a black Creature-Demon Jolly Gutpipes - 2, tap, Sacrifice a creature:The next creature spell you cast this turn has cascade. (When you cast your next creature spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your hibrary in a random order.) 3/3
August 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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tongus on the rug, folks
a greyhound laying down with his head on a rug and his tongue hanging out of his mouth. he is free of all responsibility.
August 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump It's finally happened Zohran Mamdani, has just won the Dem Primary, and is on his way to becoming Mayor He looks Great Yes, this is a big moment in the History of our Country!
June 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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oh
MOM Ahhhh. 8:20 PM And 3 bathrooms? 8:21 PM no there's just two Oh. Thought there was one on 3rd floor. 8:21 PM We just bombed Iran 8:22 PM
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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then you know what you have to do
the cover of Eve 6's album "It's all in your head" which is an illustration of a dude ironically without a head
June 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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we are honestly So Blessed
Sabrina Carpenter in her custom rhinestone phillies jersey which she wore for a concert at the Wells Fargo Center before the NLDS
June 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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terrifying alec bohm mural
June 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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my guy's pinned tweet is complaining about how we've made complaining "canon" lmao
patiencetoday.bsky.s... @patien...8d I think one of my biggest disdains of modern culture is that we've fully normalized and made canon both complaining about everything and consuming everyone else's complaining. My household wasn't the best but we didn't write songs about shaking it off we just did it
May 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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just signed the paperwork*

*watched my wife with better credit sign the paperwork
TJ from Gilmore Girls "Ladies and gentlemen, I am in escrow."
May 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Bohm I fucking love this place
May 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I think my realtor is too rich for me to actually connect with on a human level. like, what does this mean???
text convo with my realtor where I say we'd like to talk on Thursday and she inexplicably sends me back the wine and tennis emojis???
April 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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zac efron shrugging
April 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Spotify "Recession Pop Mix" Playlist
April 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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please clap for my son who got a perfect score at the dermatologist today
big greyhound begging for a treat in a doctors office
April 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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🫤
Bryce Harper in some sort of terrible terrycloth matching striped suit
March 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I'm not usually a BB guy but I am trying my hardest to recreate hot Mark Scout's outfit from severence s2e7

relatedly, if any of you nerds know where to get a corduroy blazer like this please lmk I'm so desperate
Professor Mark Scout wearing a beautiful brown corduroy blazer with, like, a blue Oxford button-down, a navy tie, and a dark green v-neck sweater
March 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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the Heinz baked beans guy from mad men saying "You ever see beans up close?"
March 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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aaahh the wall
February 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM