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orphanboy.bsky.social
ORPHANBOY 💜
@orphanboy.bsky.social
i fuck 💯
also i make music
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i wish tron was real life
December 21, 2024 at 1:16 AM
jacking
December 14, 2024 at 12:01 AM
i think it's rly funny when im reading a book by a woman and she doesn't know how to write men really well. When men can't write women it's too cringe to be funny but when women can't write men it's hilarious.
November 25, 2024 at 3:53 PM
just shitted
November 25, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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Oh, for Christ's sake. Well, isn't this just fucking great. At my new job, there's already a white guy named Sridhar, so now everyone refers to me as "Indian Sridhar".
November 25, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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Tongue hanging out like Jordan as l slo-mo slam dunk a frozen turkey into a pot filled to the brim with boiling peanut oil
November 25, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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they should make a restaurant that's just for us guys
November 25, 2024 at 3:24 PM
no egg but i wish i could have a girls voice just for singing only
November 22, 2024 at 2:58 AM
real talk i needed this
November 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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saying “knuck if you buck??” to people, like i’m really confused about something
November 21, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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an echo chamber is when me and my idiot friends all say the same thing over and over again and that’s all we hear because everybody else is ignoring us
November 21, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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When will people notice that I'm displeased and take heed??
November 21, 2024 at 12:21 AM
can you libs start liking my fuckin skeets god DAMN
November 17, 2024 at 3:52 AM
this Idiot doesn't know what sex is, your dream had nothing to do with sex
November 16, 2024 at 9:59 PM
crazy story, i have nothing i am nothing
November 16, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Harassing my roommate online because he is Gay
November 16, 2024 at 5:33 PM
@belkinhoof.bsky.social im skeeting all at you and shit just aiming directly at you
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 PM
authoritarian tendencies like a boss
October 29, 2024 at 3:22 AM
a dream of mine is to run everything
October 29, 2024 at 3:21 AM
i was undecided so i did "eenie meanie miney moe"
October 25, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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it’s me, the dracula who travels in the form of chemtrails. sorry for the confusion
April 3, 2024 at 2:18 AM
how the fuck were carrier pigeons even real
October 24, 2024 at 7:37 AM
the pussy fiji
October 24, 2024 at 4:42 AM