ORPH 🐧
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so long and thanks for all the fish. OOPH
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FIFA is a fucking clown for this
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
FIFA is a fucking clown for this
WaPo is owned by Bezos btw. This is a THREAT
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
WaPo is owned by Bezos btw. This is a THREAT
“If we kill them they were evil” is not the ethical order those words should be in!
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“If we kill them they were evil” is not the ethical order those words should be in!
this guy is trying to nerdy flirt with me by talking about Smash. I appreciate that conceptually but its kind of awkward cause he does NOT know ball
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
this guy is trying to nerdy flirt with me by talking about Smash. I appreciate that conceptually but its kind of awkward cause he does NOT know ball
invading a foreign country to depose its leader, same shit as ever
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.
Covert ops the first move.
Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
invading a foreign country to depose its leader, same shit as ever
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
glad we got that cleared up
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
glad we got that cleared up
im a big believer in having a long stream vod in the background. office work? gaming? jorkin it? doesn't matter, put a nice cozy 10 hour vod under it
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
im a big believer in having a long stream vod in the background. office work? gaming? jorkin it? doesn't matter, put a nice cozy 10 hour vod under it
My neighbors are playing Christmas music full blast…this might be the year I finally snap yall
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My neighbors are playing Christmas music full blast…this might be the year I finally snap yall
kinda wannna redo this cause its already outdated lol
also like…why did I put Ta-Dah over Ok Computer 😭
also like…why did I put Ta-Dah over Ok Computer 😭
woke up and felt like making this. do yourself a favor and listen to these thank youuuu
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
kinda wannna redo this cause its already outdated lol
also like…why did I put Ta-Dah over Ok Computer 😭
also like…why did I put Ta-Dah over Ok Computer 😭
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These are crimes against humanity. None of us is capable of truly internalizing suffering at this scale. Elon Musk and many other members of the Trump Administration should be put on trial at The Hague.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
These are crimes against humanity. None of us is capable of truly internalizing suffering at this scale. Elon Musk and many other members of the Trump Administration should be put on trial at The Hague.
Every American will lose 385 lbs. Only the very fattest of us will survive the great Ozempicking
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every American will lose 385 lbs. Only the very fattest of us will survive the great Ozempicking
honestly I could put up with shit like this and the ballroom if it wasnt all so fucking tacky
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
honestly I could put up with shit like this and the ballroom if it wasnt all so fucking tacky
BREAKING: Gaping hole to hell slowly opens beneath Andrew Cuomo as election results come in
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
BREAKING: Gaping hole to hell slowly opens beneath Andrew Cuomo as election results come in
not to lib out but seeing a heavily anti-trans campaign lose so badly is a dub i'm taking to the bank
Abigail Spanberger (D) wins the Virginia governor's race, NBC News projects, defeating Winsome Earle-Sears (R).
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
not to lib out but seeing a heavily anti-trans campaign lose so badly is a dub i'm taking to the bank
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Annie Clark’s first stroke of genius
Annie Clark’s first stroke of genius
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Annie Clark’s first stroke of genius
Annie Clark’s first stroke of genius
Do they know what aloof means
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Do they know what aloof means
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elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro
"all of our pitchers are available except Yamamoto"
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
"all of our pitchers are available except Yamamoto"
BIIIIG BAAAAD BO
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
BIIIIG BAAAAD BO
One of those days where its only 11 AM and Im thinking about how many beers im going to drink tonight
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
One of those days where its only 11 AM and Im thinking about how many beers im going to drink tonight