Just created a new character, Sherlock Hemlock, a nineteenth-century detective who has a crippling addiction to hemlock, which kills him on page four of his first story

This game perfectly captures the feeling you get when your mom keeps cooking triangles for dinner

Batman is the worlds greatest detective because when Commissioner Gordon tells him that a new horse themed supervillain is in town he’s the guy who is like “I wonder if this is connected to the arrival of famed industrialist Equine Neighsworth?”

you know what, they may be right on this one

i clicked a link in my email, and thank god browsers prevent malicious links from opening