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Matt B
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Girl dad, dog-lover, music listener, connoisseur of snark and sarcasm.

Bills by a billion
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Does this Bills team make the playoffs? I’m genuinely asking at this point and I think it’s a fair question. #BillsMafia
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So I just got off a flight with no WiFi.
What did I miss?

#BillsMafia #ThankGodForNoInternet
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November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is scientifically proven to be true
Truly the Platonic form of Bills football.

GO BILLS #BILLSMAFIA
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I might have to pull the trigger on this little gem if keeps up.
#BillsMafia
November 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Panther fans watching the Bills sac Dalton again
#BillsMafia
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October 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
One more injury and the bills are going to need to throw little people out there which might be a smart move.
Those things will make you go boneless if you step on one.

#BillsMafia #BUFvsATL
October 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Has anyone seen the Bills' defense?

Put these motherfuckers on a milk carton.

#BUFvsATL #GoBills #LetsGoBuffalo #BillsMafia
October 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Bills defense so far tonight #billsmafia
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October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I feel this. 😞
January 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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tight ends giveth, tight ends taketh away #billsmafia
January 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I really don’t want to hear how great the chiefs are so we change the channel to an old SNL episode… that Travis Kelce is hosting.

The universe really know how to kick you in the balls
#billsmafia
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January 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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#BillsMafia are now Eagles fans.
#FlyEaglesFly
Chiefs Eagles Super Bowl is gonna be so shit.
January 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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KC with a 65.9% win probability and get the ball to start the half.

If you know witchcraft, craft up a stop for the defense please!
January 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The first defensive drive of every game this year
#BillsMafia
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January 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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If the Bills could just do to the Chiefs what the Eagles have done to the Commanders, I'd really appreciate it.
January 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Let's fucking go Buffalo Philharmonic Bass dudes! Had to trim the vid to fit the limit. #BillsMafia
January 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’ve been busy at work this week and didn’t have time to stress about tomorrow’s game… until now.
Suddenly, I’m running every scenario in my head and have convinced myself the outcome is entirely on me yelling at the TV while wearing the correct combination of Bills gear.

The pressure is real.
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January 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Man. How many times have the Bills lost a game like this over the years? On to KC!

LETS GOOOOOO!!!
#billsmafia
January 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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You know damn well this is gonna come down to stopping a two-pointer.
January 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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The people in these NFL clothing commercials are way too hot. Show us as we really are: Wearing giant sweatshirts glued to sofas and barstools, brushing crumbs off our laps.
January 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Hey Siri play Shout

#BillsMafia #BillsByABillion
January 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Why I 🧡 the web.

Site that can randomly take you to a "useless" website. This got the "Web 1.0" days vibes..

...which i have to explain to my kids what 1.0 was like and they have to look at me like i am describing The Dark Ages.

theuselessweb.com

#oldschool #iAmOld
The Useless Web
The Useless Web Button... just press it and find where it takes you. The perfect button for the bored, or those looking to find useless sites online!
theuselessweb.com
January 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM