Mondo
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Mondo
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anybody caught being holly and/or jolly after midnight will be placed under arrest
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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installed a new hand-crank pencil sharpener in my basement please reskeet
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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one of my tiktok followers made this
April 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
March 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Every year I had a TS/SCI clearance, I had to take a course and pass an exam on the creation, handling, storage and destruction of classified material. Included in the course were the legal aspects. These guys were not only stupid, what they did violated US law. If it was me, I’d be in prison.
March 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Like this post to be killed instantly by 70s Meiko Kaji. Repost this to be killed instantly by 70s Meiko Kaji
March 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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we believe we are special and we simply are not
March 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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When Team Democracy is back in charge it will be critical to remember what the billionaires did to this country when it was defenseless.
March 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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we're at the clusterfuck
we're at the coup d'etat
we're at the commmmmbination clusterfuck and coup d'etat
February 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I’m not necessarily saying humans are too dumb to be worthy of our spot at the top of the food chain but I will say that if there were 100 gorillas and one gorilla took 55% of all the bananas the other gorillas would beat that gorilla to death with their bare hands.
February 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
February 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at how the US media would cover this story if it was happening in a foreign country. Here’s that story that should be written this weekend: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...
Musk's Junta Establishes Him as Head of Government
Imagining how we'd cover overseas what's happening to the U.S. right now
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Happy Birthday to the courageous de facto leader of the Free World.
Happy 47th Birthday to the Ukrainian daddy, Zelensky. 🇺🇦
January 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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We have to stop fantasizing that if we are good little boys and girls they won’t destroy us.
A lot of people think everything will work out if we just play by the rules but don’t seem to recognize that rules only matter when everyone agrees to follow them and, well, that isn’t our present reality.
December 2, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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His mother?
November 30, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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again, why are we treating this like it has any legal authority?
NEW: Musk surrogates who oversaw sweeping changes at Tesla and X are involved in planning for the DOGE, which is eyeing the ideas they implemented (job cuts, RTO) for the federal govt. Steve Davis, Antonio Gracias (+Travis Kalanick) said to be involved
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Musk and Ramaswamy build a ‘DOGE’ team to go to war with Washington
The Tesla executive and the former presidential candidate are meeting with staff and interviewing experts as they plan for massive federal cuts.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM