Traveling Salesman
@openmothersmale.bsky.social
Unprofessional Theme Park Twitter Guy, who had a bit more professional theme park podcast called "Unbuilt"! he/him
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The west end of Area 15’s expansion, now called “The Terminals” is receiving awesome murals on its sides.
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BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GOVERNMENT NOT IN A POKER GAME
BARTIROMO: How do you want this to play out once the ACA subsidies expire?
DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?
DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GOVERNMENT NOT IN A POKER GAME
lol Cheney died. What a way to arrive in Florida. Rest in piss, m’dude
November 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
lol Cheney died. What a way to arrive in Florida. Rest in piss, m’dude
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AI chuds who think this is cool are out of their fucking minds.
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
AI chuds who think this is cool are out of their fucking minds.
(in the Christmas Adventurers Club)
“Huh… this Disney World bar has way more Nazis than I remember”
“Huh… this Disney World bar has way more Nazis than I remember”
October 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
(in the Christmas Adventurers Club)
“Huh… this Disney World bar has way more Nazis than I remember”
“Huh… this Disney World bar has way more Nazis than I remember”
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meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
I'm there. I bought my ticket already. You may say "but they're not on sale yet" and that doesn't matter. It has been purchased.
Another RetroMagic in the books!
Thank you to all our presenters, imagineers, volunteers, and to everyone who has supported us these past 10 years!
We’ll see you on the west coast in 2027! #RetroMagic
Thank you to all our presenters, imagineers, volunteers, and to everyone who has supported us these past 10 years!
We’ll see you on the west coast in 2027! #RetroMagic
September 29, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I'm there. I bought my ticket already. You may say "but they're not on sale yet" and that doesn't matter. It has been purchased.
The pure 70s of it all, that was once combined with 90s whimsy and now it’s all just eradicated. What a bummer
September 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The pure 70s of it all, that was once combined with 90s whimsy and now it’s all just eradicated. What a bummer
"Everybody loves reading and watching dystopian futurism, why don't we make it reality, as a treat?"
Larry Ellison envisions a surveillance state in which techbros rule. '“Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on,” Ellison said in an hour-long Q&A during Oracle’s Financial Analyst Meeting last week.'
Larry Ellison predicts rise of the modern surveillance state where ‘citizens will be on their best behavior’ | Fortune
Oracle's Larry Ellison believes citizens and police alike will be under constant surveillance of each other.
fortune.com
September 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"Everybody loves reading and watching dystopian futurism, why don't we make it reality, as a treat?"
VERY excited to watch this panel when it streams
Paul Osterhout revisits Muppetvision 3-D, Magic Kingdom’s 1994 Tomorrowland reimagining, new management at the Enchanted Tiki Room and lots of other very 90s Walt Disney World extreme makeovers. #RetroMagic
September 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
VERY excited to watch this panel when it streams
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This month's TPEI is a Tribute to @schmoofy.bsky.social
We look back at some of the more memorable moments that Schmoof provided to all of us over the years including Cosmic Ray's cheese sauce, Typhoon Lagoon, Bob Iger, a pallet of Star Wars Coke bottles and more
touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
We look back at some of the more memorable moments that Schmoof provided to all of us over the years including Cosmic Ray's cheese sauce, Typhoon Lagoon, Bob Iger, a pallet of Star Wars Coke bottles and more
touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
Theme Park Enjoyment Index for SEPTEMBER 2025: A Tribute to Schmoofy (Iger Tweet, Empty Coke Pallet, Mr. Mardi Gras and MORE!) | TouringPlans.com Blog
This month's Theme Park Enjoyment Index is a break from our norm as this past month of September was a rough one for man
touringplans.com
September 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This month's TPEI is a Tribute to @schmoofy.bsky.social
We look back at some of the more memorable moments that Schmoof provided to all of us over the years including Cosmic Ray's cheese sauce, Typhoon Lagoon, Bob Iger, a pallet of Star Wars Coke bottles and more
touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
We look back at some of the more memorable moments that Schmoof provided to all of us over the years including Cosmic Ray's cheese sauce, Typhoon Lagoon, Bob Iger, a pallet of Star Wars Coke bottles and more
touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
Jealous of the RetroMagic peeps this weekend. I hope it's a blast!
September 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Jealous of the RetroMagic peeps this weekend. I hope it's a blast!
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Kind of fascinating that Nexstar's statement about continuing to pre-empt Kimmel includes a note that the show is available on streaming. That is, of course, true, but...I dunno, almost speaks to the stupidity of continuing to pre-empt something that isn't going away at all.
September 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Kind of fascinating that Nexstar's statement about continuing to pre-empt Kimmel includes a note that the show is available on streaming. That is, of course, true, but...I dunno, almost speaks to the stupidity of continuing to pre-empt something that isn't going away at all.
This guy is the worst liar ever and he works under TRUMP
The FBI Director Kash Patel now defends Jeffrey Epstein and says there's no evidence Jeffrey trafficked children and women:
"There is no credible evidence in the ‘Epstein files’ that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked women to others"
"There is no credible evidence in the ‘Epstein files’ that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked women to others"
September 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This guy is the worst liar ever and he works under TRUMP
Screaming, crying, throwing up as Walmart begins stocking Christmas
September 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Screaming, crying, throwing up as Walmart begins stocking Christmas
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This is *madness*. Not in that the people doing it are overcome by something and not in control of their actions, but in that they are trying to punish their way into an obedient world. What power they have will crumble to dust before everyone falls in line.
Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
The Washington Post Fired Me — But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced.
I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.
substack.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
This is *madness*. Not in that the people doing it are overcome by something and not in control of their actions, but in that they are trying to punish their way into an obedient world. What power they have will crumble to dust before everyone falls in line.
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www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...
The free speech crusade will continue until complete conformity and submission are achieved.
The free speech crusade will continue until complete conformity and submission are achieved.
5 More Faculty, Staff Removed for Kirk Comments
Republican politicians and other conservatives are calling for employees, including those in higher ed, to be terminated for their social media posts about Kirk's killing.
www.insidehighered.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...
The free speech crusade will continue until complete conformity and submission are achieved.
The free speech crusade will continue until complete conformity and submission are achieved.
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How to separate a country.
Lets provide a current exa:
When Minnesota state senator Michelle Hortman was assassinated there was no outcry from Trump. No flags ordered to half staff.
Now the death of conservative Charlie Kirk will get 4 days of flags at half staff.
Separation.
Lets provide a current exa:
When Minnesota state senator Michelle Hortman was assassinated there was no outcry from Trump. No flags ordered to half staff.
Now the death of conservative Charlie Kirk will get 4 days of flags at half staff.
Separation.
September 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
How to separate a country.
Lets provide a current exa:
When Minnesota state senator Michelle Hortman was assassinated there was no outcry from Trump. No flags ordered to half staff.
Now the death of conservative Charlie Kirk will get 4 days of flags at half staff.
Separation.
Lets provide a current exa:
When Minnesota state senator Michelle Hortman was assassinated there was no outcry from Trump. No flags ordered to half staff.
Now the death of conservative Charlie Kirk will get 4 days of flags at half staff.
Separation.
I just had a post deleted that said the circumstances involving [REDACTED]’s death was karmic. I see even Bluesky is either being weird about this, or somebody out there is mass reporting posts. Disappointing.
September 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I just had a post deleted that said the circumstances involving [REDACTED]’s death was karmic. I see even Bluesky is either being weird about this, or somebody out there is mass reporting posts. Disappointing.
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We should respect the wishes of the deceased.
September 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We should respect the wishes of the deceased.
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70 years ago.
September 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
70 years ago.
Trump: we miss wartime, don't we folks? Oh yes, war a plenty. Let's bring it back. Bring back Rosie the Riveter. We all loved her, didn't we?
There's speculation at the Pentagon and elsewhere that President Trump this afternoon will announce that the Department of Defense is going to revert back to being the Department of War (created in 1789 and dissolved in 1947).
September 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Trump: we miss wartime, don't we folks? Oh yes, war a plenty. Let's bring it back. Bring back Rosie the Riveter. We all loved her, didn't we?
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New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate
August 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate