Traveling Salesman
@openmothersmale.bsky.social
Unprofessional Theme Park Twitter Guy, who had a bit more professional theme park podcast called "Unbuilt"! he/him
Screaming, crying, throwing up as Walmart begins stocking Christmas
September 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Screaming, crying, throwing up as Walmart begins stocking Christmas
Ethan Coen coming out at age 67 going “I’m horny as hell!” and then penning one of the clumsiest twist endings I’ve seen in quite some time.
Too bad there was some decent Coen sauce in there before that.
Too bad there was some decent Coen sauce in there before that.
August 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Ethan Coen coming out at age 67 going “I’m horny as hell!” and then penning one of the clumsiest twist endings I’ve seen in quite some time.
Too bad there was some decent Coen sauce in there before that.
Too bad there was some decent Coen sauce in there before that.
They load in just outside of it, but almost!
August 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
They load in just outside of it, but almost!
I grew up on these streets
August 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I grew up on these streets
He preceded this with a long rant about why Michael Eisner sucks shit including the fact that he went to a liberal arts college lmao. Thought provoking indeed.
July 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
He preceded this with a long rant about why Michael Eisner sucks shit including the fact that he went to a liberal arts college lmao. Thought provoking indeed.
Yeah he definitely used that "brain" that looks at the world more "deeply" to very likely vote for Prop 8 and McCain the next year, and then Romney, then Trump, then Trump again, then well hopefully he stopped voting for... let's just say, reasons
July 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Yeah he definitely used that "brain" that looks at the world more "deeply" to very likely vote for Prop 8 and McCain the next year, and then Romney, then Trump, then Trump again, then well hopefully he stopped voting for... let's just say, reasons
The facts of a dead man and the factual fiction of a cartoon mouse can not possibly mix to allow hand holding
July 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The facts of a dead man and the factual fiction of a cartoon mouse can not possibly mix to allow hand holding
I love his insistence on "American norms" as if these are just perceived fact that will draw a line to his intended conclusion and doesn't consider that the fact that he thinks it's "fact" is inherently homophobic
July 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love his insistence on "American norms" as if these are just perceived fact that will draw a line to his intended conclusion and doesn't consider that the fact that he thinks it's "fact" is inherently homophobic
You will never believe how long it takes for somebody to call out how weird this post is
July 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You will never believe how long it takes for somebody to call out how weird this post is
Case in point:
July 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Case in point:
I don't even know what to make of this turn. Is this just being against non-monogamy? Bi-erasure? What is going on here??
July 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don't even know what to make of this turn. Is this just being against non-monogamy? Bi-erasure? What is going on here??
WHAT??!!??!?!?!
July 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
WHAT??!!??!?!?!
78 posts until somebody FINALLY calls out the homophobia. This was only 18 years ago!
July 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
78 posts until somebody FINALLY calls out the homophobia. This was only 18 years ago!
Laughing at the combo of this post with Banned User
July 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Laughing at the combo of this post with Banned User
Enormously befuddled and besides myself at this nearly twenty-year-old MiceChat post about the Disneyland Partners Statue where the poster accuses Mickey Mouse as acting queer bc he's holding a married man's hand
July 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Enormously befuddled and besides myself at this nearly twenty-year-old MiceChat post about the Disneyland Partners Statue where the poster accuses Mickey Mouse as acting queer bc he's holding a married man's hand
The Joshua Harris harassment campaign is going to legit bonkers and incredible places
July 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The Joshua Harris harassment campaign is going to legit bonkers and incredible places
July 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The comments were locked bc it was essentially “I don’t care! I’m still mad bc I can never change my opinion upon further introspection on the internet!”
June 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The comments were locked bc it was essentially “I don’t care! I’m still mad bc I can never change my opinion upon further introspection on the internet!”
That’s all for now, but make no mistake construction is going fast here. While I’d be shocked if there are soft openings considering that this will be an active construction zone til August, I’ll try to keep tabs on this more often in the weeks ahead!
June 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
That’s all for now, but make no mistake construction is going fast here. While I’d be shocked if there are soft openings considering that this will be an active construction zone til August, I’ll try to keep tabs on this more often in the weeks ahead!
Lights are being hung likely above what will be signage for the attraction. Close up for thematic details.
June 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Lights are being hung likely above what will be signage for the attraction. Close up for thematic details.
Striking tall posts are being erected likely to be a new Area 15 marquee similar to the one on the other side.
June 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Striking tall posts are being erected likely to be a new Area 15 marquee similar to the one on the other side.
Lights can also be spotted glowing in the offices of Horror Unleashed, likely meaning management is hard at work as construction continues inside.
June 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Lights can also be spotted glowing in the offices of Horror Unleashed, likely meaning management is hard at work as construction continues inside.
As you can see, crews are busy adding thematic details such as faux dirt and eerie cracks to this haunted warehouse. Appropriate lighting fixtures are also being added.
June 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
As you can see, crews are busy adding thematic details such as faux dirt and eerie cracks to this haunted warehouse. Appropriate lighting fixtures are also being added.
But you came to see Universal Horror Unleashed, which opens in just over two months and was confirmed to be opening before the rest of the expansion, which will unlock in phases over the rest of 2025 and 2026.
June 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
But you came to see Universal Horror Unleashed, which opens in just over two months and was confirmed to be opening before the rest of the expansion, which will unlock in phases over the rest of 2025 and 2026.
A huge milestone is the completion of the combined team member/Zone 2 guest parking garage which will definitely help with the huge crowds this expansion will bring.
June 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A huge milestone is the completion of the combined team member/Zone 2 guest parking garage which will definitely help with the huge crowds this expansion will bring.