Frankie
@oopsanonbinary.bsky.social
they/them. I have an opportunity to do my dream project and I am VERY EXCITED STAY TUNED
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Frankie
@oopsanonbinary.bsky.social
· Nov 24
I’m a chronically online writer of horror and comedy, a recently diagnosed focal epileptic, and I’m working to move to the PNW and start a media production company on a farm. A … content farm, if you will, ha. Ha. It’ll center disabled creators and accessible practices!
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If you really think about it, wedding ceremonies are just parades for straight people
June 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you really think about it, wedding ceremonies are just parades for straight people
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
“Kids are weak these days we survived the downfall of MySpace” did the government ban your income for vague security reasons that would be curated to continue further first amendment violations and triggering the downfall of MySpace you loud idiot
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Kids are weak these days we survived the downfall of MySpace” did the government ban your income for vague security reasons that would be curated to continue further first amendment violations and triggering the downfall of MySpace you loud idiot
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Hour one without tiktok. I went outside and built a fire from leaves and sticks. I foraged for my dinner and died from listeria
January 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Hour one without tiktok. I went outside and built a fire from leaves and sticks. I foraged for my dinner and died from listeria
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gonna just keep this response on hand for the next several years
I don't see much point in arguing which elderly racist white man is technically responsible for this particular fuckup
January 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
gonna just keep this response on hand for the next several years
Decided this is a good time to hop back on tumblr
January 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Decided this is a good time to hop back on tumblr
Gonna roughly transcribe a tiktok the app won’t show anyone because the app refusing to show it to anyone is part of my point
December 31, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Gonna roughly transcribe a tiktok the app won’t show anyone because the app refusing to show it to anyone is part of my point
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Gonna start replacing “bro” with “diva.” Finance bro? No. Ur a finance diva now. Tech bro? Tech diva. Get with it or get lost
December 11, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Gonna start replacing “bro” with “diva.” Finance bro? No. Ur a finance diva now. Tech bro? Tech diva. Get with it or get lost
Hear me out: Galinda changing her name to Glinda is the Ozian equivalent of a land acknowledgement
December 10, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Hear me out: Galinda changing her name to Glinda is the Ozian equivalent of a land acknowledgement
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Luigi Mangione? LUIGI MANGIONE?! Eric Adams turning around in his office, spots a Luigi’s Mansion gift for his kid.
“The shooters name is… Luigi Mangione”
“The shooters name is… Luigi Mangione”
December 9, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Luigi Mangione? LUIGI MANGIONE?! Eric Adams turning around in his office, spots a Luigi’s Mansion gift for his kid.
“The shooters name is… Luigi Mangione”
“The shooters name is… Luigi Mangione”
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if it turns out this guy used The 4 Hour Work Week to free up time for this assassination we will formally issue a correction on our episode
December 9, 2024 at 9:22 PM
if it turns out this guy used The 4 Hour Work Week to free up time for this assassination we will formally issue a correction on our episode
“Don’t understand why I have such an endless headache” I say while weaning myself off caffeine, sleeping with my neck at an acute angle, and playing my car radio at 76 degrees volume
December 9, 2024 at 9:32 PM
“Don’t understand why I have such an endless headache” I say while weaning myself off caffeine, sleeping with my neck at an acute angle, and playing my car radio at 76 degrees volume
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Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
December 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
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*pepperoni monocle falls out* mamma mia...
December 9, 2024 at 7:12 PM
*pepperoni monocle falls out* mamma mia...
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Need Luigi's manifesto, and by that I mean I need that man in my festo
December 9, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Need Luigi's manifesto, and by that I mean I need that man in my festo
Have you even truly owned a cat if they haven’t done something so destructive you contemplate swaddling them and leaving them at a fire station
December 7, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Have you even truly owned a cat if they haven’t done something so destructive you contemplate swaddling them and leaving them at a fire station
“Frankie, I don’t understand, why do you keep cancelling weeks of hellofresh instead of your whole subscription” because one day I might wake up an entirely different person who is responsible and can focus on a half hour of cooking, and that version of me deserves discounts on box meals
December 6, 2024 at 7:57 PM
“Frankie, I don’t understand, why do you keep cancelling weeks of hellofresh instead of your whole subscription” because one day I might wake up an entirely different person who is responsible and can focus on a half hour of cooking, and that version of me deserves discounts on box meals
“Well personally I don’t condone murder” I mean you were fine with it when that CEO was creating policies that murdered in the name of profits, so. I’d joke that maybe you want us to just replace the second amendment with a right to murder by bureaucracy but that’s not a joke, is it?
December 6, 2024 at 7:11 PM
“Well personally I don’t condone murder” I mean you were fine with it when that CEO was creating policies that murdered in the name of profits, so. I’d joke that maybe you want us to just replace the second amendment with a right to murder by bureaucracy but that’s not a joke, is it?
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This isn’t very scientific- surely we should continue testing the hypothesis before giving up.
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 PM
This isn’t very scientific- surely we should continue testing the hypothesis before giving up.
Discovered a very attractive corn star only to learn he died years ago
December 6, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Discovered a very attractive corn star only to learn he died years ago
Nothing’s made in America anymore. I just want American-grown potatoes but all the ones in the grocery store are grown in Idaho
December 5, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Nothing’s made in America anymore. I just want American-grown potatoes but all the ones in the grocery store are grown in Idaho
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I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
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sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM
sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched
I think I am entitled to a platform because I bring representation to the under-represented “no jawline” demographic. People who look like thumbs can be sexy, funny, and sexy too
December 5, 2024 at 6:17 AM
I think I am entitled to a platform because I bring representation to the under-represented “no jawline” demographic. People who look like thumbs can be sexy, funny, and sexy too