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“Savage, not average.”
Just a reminder, it’s not who you are, it’s what you do.
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is literally just doing the bare human minimum. Like just slightly enough to be only sort of a monster. That being said, at least someone remembers human decency.
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
On top of everything else my skin is dry as a chip.
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I am making pot roast and I dumped in like a half a pound of garlic. It’s fairly obscene, garlicwise.
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
One of my biggest pet peeves is people who say “Love ya!” Instead of “I love you!” I feel like Love Ya! Is I love you lite. Fat free. Not really. I also hate: hugs, okra, people who hover and/or rummage, beets, close talking, phonies. In case you care to know.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
What am I supposed to write I am VERY GRATEFUL for on my cartoon turkey accessory for the office potluck? I was thinking, “My colleagues,” with the quotation marks.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I have a friend who is giving me updates like she had a nice lunch at chik-fil-a, she took a package to leave corp america, & she completely ignores that i am in a horrible depression & completely stressed out & i am just so disappointed. Another friend said it’s my fault for having any expectations
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My aesthetician, who rips the stray hairs off my PCOS face, was coughing & sniffling & described symptoms that sounded like covid but i don’t want the flu or anything else either. I was like, see ya next week! And i left. First time I ever did anything like that.
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
In advance of the potluck next week, today they distributed cartoon turkeys with an area on their turkey breast to write what you are REALLY GRATEFUL for, for us to color & fill out & decorate the area. Heavy siggghhhhh. 🍗
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Thank you, 4 am OolieJ for putting aside enough chili mac lunch for dinner. You are the greatest!
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both."
Justice Louis Brandeis, born on this day in 1856
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Me: Don’t expect too much, it’s not like the emails will have a smoking gun.

The emails: Please see attached smokinggun.pdf.
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hive mind, please help! What settings on the car do you use to defog the windows in cold weather? Fresh or recirculated air?
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Chili or lasagna soup?
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The hugest, ongoing daily torment of my life is just not understanding my fellow humans, how to effectively communicate with them, getting the silent or unsaid messages. I have made every effort to no avail. The inability to solve this problem will kill me.
I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.

In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”

And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Like so many things… so many… Kraft Macaroni & Cheese just does not hit like it used to. Barely any cheesy flavor. 😢
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Does anyone else need to rest or nap almost all weekend in order to recover from their prior week and make it through the next?
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Apparently our office makes a Thanksgiving potluck feast. I checked the list. 4 people are bringing creamed spinach already. What should I bring? (Fyi - I hate gatherings)
— roasted garlic mashed potatoes
— some kind of bougie salad w spinach, gorgonzola, mandarin oranges & roasted candied pecans
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My team won the office Olympics and I wore my cheesy #1 medal all day. In related news, my friend gave me a nameplate that reads: Kind of a Big Deal.
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yesterday a K9 handler was discussing why Malinois were so difficult as pets, because their brains never shut off so they are always restless & he had to get his K9 a bunch of dog puzzles, & they attach to certain people & everyone else be damned, and I realized I am a Malinois.
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The DC sandwich thrower was found not guilty by a DC jury. Sandwich *artist.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM