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Coffee • Justice ⚖️ • Nachos

“Savage, not average.”
Chili or lasagna soup?
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The hugest, ongoing daily torment of my life is just not understanding my fellow humans, how to effectively communicate with them, getting the silent or unsaid messages. I have made every effort to no avail. The inability to solve this problem will kill me.
I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.

In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”

And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Like so many things… so many… Kraft Macaroni & Cheese just does not hit like it used to. Barely any cheesy flavor. 😢
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Does anyone else need to rest or nap almost all weekend in order to recover from their prior week and make it through the next?
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Apparently our office makes a Thanksgiving potluck feast. I checked the list. 4 people are bringing creamed spinach already. What should I bring? (Fyi - I hate gatherings)
— roasted garlic mashed potatoes
— some kind of bougie salad w spinach, gorgonzola, mandarin oranges & roasted candied pecans
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My team won the office Olympics and I wore my cheesy #1 medal all day. In related news, my friend gave me a nameplate that reads: Kind of a Big Deal.
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yesterday a K9 handler was discussing why Malinois were so difficult as pets, because their brains never shut off so they are always restless & he had to get his K9 a bunch of dog puzzles, & they attach to certain people & everyone else be damned, and I realized I am a Malinois.
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The DC sandwich thrower was found not guilty by a DC jury. Sandwich *artist.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
There is a bridge in new york called the Tappan Zee bridge & when i was little I thought my dad made it up to entertain me.
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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We’re hiring!

Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.

Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My back is in spasm, I have severe shpilkes, and I am
on the very verge of tears. I do not like this stage of life because really it is winding down, I never feel good, and I have to face what a loser I am.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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This makes me so mad. My tax $ paying for Taco’s stupid parties, golf trips n other selfish activities. Meanwhile, Taco n his Cult r purposefully taking food n healthcare away from Americans that our tax $ should be spent on! #arresttrump #releasetheepsteinfiles
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I am OBsessed w this podcast where the host interviews complete & utter Type As before & after their Disney vacays. I totes feel so much better about my childless singledom every time I listen. And then I want a Mickey churro waffle.
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I just want fish and chips with malt vinegar and like… vats of piquant tartar sauce and my mouth is watering typing this. FISH AND CHIPS. FISH AND CHIPS. In case you’re wondering, yes, I am always ready for lunch. Omg I wish I was in London right now.
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Join me in disclosing a little known fact about yourself that may surprise your followers.

I’ll start: I love LEGOs.
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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BRENNAN: Should Americans have safety concerns about flying at this point?

DUFFY: That's a great question. We work overtime to make sure the system is safe. But we have to be honest. Does it add more risk to the system? Sure it does. We don't want crashes.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So I’m ready for lunch, how about you?
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You pay less than $40 a year for hungry families to eat, and over $1000 a year for corporate welfare. There are contingent funds available to pay for SNAP in this situation. This is just unfathomable cruelty.
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I am glad that today I can complain about something completely ordinary like the time change.
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I hate nearly everything.

Basically.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My colleagues are outside having Tug-o-War heats in the office olympics and I am completely disinterested. Well, not completely, I did watch a little bit.
October 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So now I am the curtilage expert, okie dokie.
October 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM