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Ken 🏳️‍🌈
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I love reality TV, film awards, decades-old pop music, travel, basic-ass food, booze. Current events are hard for me to deal with. Portland, OR

Ask me about Amazing Race! Better yet, follow me at @taroutofcontext.bsky.social for reality tv stuff
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Everyone puts plastic bags inside other plastic bags, re-uses Country Crock or whatever plastic tubs to store leftovers, and puts the letter "S" on the end of store names!! Do you really think that only people in "American Region X" do those things??
August 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The news has been so upsetting that i have only been able to focus on security blanket type stuff like my favorite reality tv shows. Let's see if I can go through my newsfeed here, for the first time in like 10 months, without having an anxiety attack
August 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
No one has given me the Survivor card game for my birthday, so clearly I am very unloved
February 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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The Amazing Race season 5 is in the top 3 best seasons of reality tv - ever.
February 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Brandy in 1996:
February 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Obsessed with the idea that someone might say "gay" when they mean "corrupt "
January 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Genuinely excited to see Emilia Perez at this point. Everything I've seen so far makes it look like the Bohemian Rhapsody of Crashes.
January 31, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I thought this said Bathhouse Farms
January 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It's a weird chain of events, but somehow tonight i broke a glass very spectacularly, and, in trying to clean it up, I got mayonnaise all over the kitchen

It was insane
January 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Donkey Kong Country implies the existence of Donkey Kong Adult Contemporary
January 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the most passive-aggressive name for a product I have ever seen
January 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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fascism is stopped when enough people say one of two things:
1) "nah, I'm not doing that"
2) "nah, you're not doing that"

a lot of people want to imagine how they'll say the second thing, but you should *really* start practicing the first one
November 17, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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She may have been placed on the Villains tribe, but to me Jerri will always be a hero. End that bigot, Queen.

#Survivor
January 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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18 year olds need to quit dancing and lip syncing and do something important and dignified like having 18000 Simpsons screengrabs saved on their phone that they interpret all current events through the lens of
January 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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[whispering to date while watching Nightbitch when Nightbitch first appears on the screen] That’s Nightbitch
January 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
For my birthday this year I am getting antidepressants for the first time and a new season of the Traitors #selfcare
January 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My roommate a long time ago was giving his one cat raw food, and I mentioned this to my friend who is a vet, and she said, "there is no reason to do this"
People keep killing their cats with raw milk and now "raw cat food." Your cat doesn't want raw cat food. She wants Fancy Feast Chicken Feast In Gravy. It tastes like fucking filet mignon to them. Don't kill the only good thing in your life because you saw Jordan Peterson's diet on YouTube once.
Cat food recalled after death linked to bird flu contamination
Northwest Naturals is recalling a line of its pet food after authorities linked the death of a cat to a batch of food contaminated with bird flu.
www.usatoday.com
December 28, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Have an old lady Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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is this a drone
December 17, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:

1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;

2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;

3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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A conservative is someone who legitimately believes we are being invaded by a foreign power and still goes to work because they’re more afraid of losing their job than getting killed
December 17, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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You might think that someone today recommending a piece of media made in the 90s is the same as someone in the 90s recommending a piece of media made in the 60s, but here’s why it isn’t: i can still be young please let me still be young
December 16, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Why does the Laurelhurst Theater always smell weird, and what even is that smell?
December 17, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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1976 NETWORK ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐
A flawless cast delivers what may be the 70s fiercest comedy. May have seemed like a broader satire when it came out than it does now; it feels almost understated today. Impossible to shake the sense that it's not just predicting the future but observing it.
December 8, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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Katy "The Refrigerator" Perry
November 24, 2024 at 8:57 PM