Onii-Chad
@onii-chad.bsky.social
Dumping grounds for my insane ideas🏳️⚧️
A landfill of my imagination, if you would🏳️⚧️
A landfill of my imagination, if you would🏳️⚧️
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Onii-Chad
@onii-chad.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Putting a book cover on my BL light novel that makes it look like I’m reading Mein Kampf so people on the subway don’t report me to the gestapo
Turkey trot? No thanks. I’m more interested in the turkey frot
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Turkey trot? No thanks. I’m more interested in the turkey frot
“Oh, you’re a communist? Why don’t you come over and seize the means of my semen production?”
“Excuse me?”
“Please can you help me cut my balls off. I can’t do it by myself”
“Excuse me?”
“Please can you help me cut my balls off. I can’t do it by myself”
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Oh, you’re a communist? Why don’t you come over and seize the means of my semen production?”
“Excuse me?”
“Please can you help me cut my balls off. I can’t do it by myself”
“Excuse me?”
“Please can you help me cut my balls off. I can’t do it by myself”
Headset: on
Responsibilities: ignored
Chastity cage: locked
Yup! It’s gamer time 😎🎮
Responsibilities: ignored
Chastity cage: locked
Yup! It’s gamer time 😎🎮
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Headset: on
Responsibilities: ignored
Chastity cage: locked
Yup! It’s gamer time 😎🎮
Responsibilities: ignored
Chastity cage: locked
Yup! It’s gamer time 😎🎮
Everybody says they love an underdog until it comes to the antichrist, the guy who has the odds stacked against him more than anyone else in the universe
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Everybody says they love an underdog until it comes to the antichrist, the guy who has the odds stacked against him more than anyone else in the universe
American history makes a lot more sense when you remember that every US president makes a pact with Khorne the Blood God where they promise to create or foster wars in exchange for divine intervention
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
American history makes a lot more sense when you remember that every US president makes a pact with Khorne the Blood God where they promise to create or foster wars in exchange for divine intervention
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i have a similar rule for friends and colleagues: engage in human trafficking up to sixteen times, that's all well and good. seventeen? you done crossed a line, son.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i have a similar rule for friends and colleagues: engage in human trafficking up to sixteen times, that's all well and good. seventeen? you done crossed a line, son.
Docking with my homie so I can take his kidney stone for him
sexually transmitted rock
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Docking with my homie so I can take his kidney stone for him
Step aside boys, I’m the only one here who can handle they/them pussy
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Step aside boys, I’m the only one here who can handle they/them pussy
I am but a humble repper, shepherding my doubts through the valley of self-acceptance
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I am but a humble repper, shepherding my doubts through the valley of self-acceptance
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i find myself getting lost in your eyes. there are no exits. not sure how i got here in the first place. it’s been weeks. no food or water, but i can hear the minotaur
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
i find myself getting lost in your eyes. there are no exits. not sure how i got here in the first place. it’s been weeks. no food or water, but i can hear the minotaur
Altar boys ain’t takin’ dick like they used to
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Altar boys ain’t takin’ dick like they used to
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All I want is a gf who appreciates my ability to read someone's post, do word association to generate a loose theme, and make an obliquely self-deprecatory joke that isn't as funny as the original thing I read. Also big gazongas.
March 26, 2024 at 7:24 PM
All I want is a gf who appreciates my ability to read someone's post, do word association to generate a loose theme, and make an obliquely self-deprecatory joke that isn't as funny as the original thing I read. Also big gazongas.
Guy who loves lemonade stands and loves saying “you drive a hard bargain” who gets radicalized by the fact that when he goes to lemonade stands now and sees the price it’s actually a hard bargain
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Guy who loves lemonade stands and loves saying “you drive a hard bargain” who gets radicalized by the fact that when he goes to lemonade stands now and sees the price it’s actually a hard bargain
Fox News segment where a boomer and a groyper debate whether the term “globalist” is still useful or if it’s time to be honest and say “the Jews”.
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Sponsored by Target™️
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Fox News segment where a boomer and a groyper debate whether the term “globalist” is still useful or if it’s time to be honest and say “the Jews”.
Sponsored by Target™️
Sponsored by Target™️
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how do you not wake up in complete disgust of yourself
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
how do you not wake up in complete disgust of yourself
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technically it's chudlerphelia
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
technically it's chudlerphelia
This is what they took from you. Retvrn to tradition
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is what they took from you. Retvrn to tradition
Democrats spend millions on think tanks to figure out why they’re losing when I would have told them the answer for free: swag deficiency
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Democrats spend millions on think tanks to figure out why they’re losing when I would have told them the answer for free: swag deficiency
She let me hit for my advancement in the field of applied swag theory
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
She let me hit for my advancement in the field of applied swag theory
Shorty wanna party with a new type of human that has not yet been discovered
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Shorty wanna party with a new type of human that has not yet been discovered
Going baby mode eating Cheerios with my hands out a plastic bag spilling them all over my desk as I try to get all of them into my mouth
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Going baby mode eating Cheerios with my hands out a plastic bag spilling them all over my desk as I try to get all of them into my mouth
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Playing Futa Fix: Dick Dine and Dash on my steam Hajj
Steam Frame, Steam Controller, Steam Machine announcement is expected soon, here's a first look!
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Playing Futa Fix: Dick Dine and Dash on my steam Hajj
Fucked up in the crib reading a translated polish reddit thread about a politician talking about GTA 6 in parliament
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Fucked up in the crib reading a translated polish reddit thread about a politician talking about GTA 6 in parliament
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she wanna ride it for free like im zohran mamdani
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
she wanna ride it for free like im zohran mamdani