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i like food. else i die.
i like food. else i die.
:D
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
:D
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
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Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is the best Xmas song not just because it's good but it also sounds like something a mom would say as she throws the whole fucking ham in the garbage while having a nervous breakdown
December 19, 2023 at 6:03 AM
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is the best Xmas song not just because it's good but it also sounds like something a mom would say as she throws the whole fucking ham in the garbage while having a nervous breakdown
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
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This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
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Community. Note.
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Community. Note.
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You would think they’d be better at this with the consequences being so high.
December 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You would think they’d be better at this with the consequences being so high.
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Imagine historians using AI
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Imagine historians using AI
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When the GOP wasn't evil.
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When the GOP wasn't evil.
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I love this type of thing so very much!
My entire theory was born in the place of
"You're not wrong"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🫶🏻
My entire theory was born in the place of
"You're not wrong"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🫶🏻
December 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I love this type of thing so very much!
My entire theory was born in the place of
"You're not wrong"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🫶🏻
My entire theory was born in the place of
"You're not wrong"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🫶🏻
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First question on KGB cognitive test is also a picture of lion, giraffe, fish & hippopotamus. They beat the shit out of you until you say the giraffe is the hippo.
Explains a lot tbh.
Explains a lot tbh.
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
First question on KGB cognitive test is also a picture of lion, giraffe, fish & hippopotamus. They beat the shit out of you until you say the giraffe is the hippo.
Explains a lot tbh.
Explains a lot tbh.
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How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
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Trump is now promising drug prices will drop by 800%, which is a neat trick, since that would mean the companies are paying you to take the meds. He is openly counting on a base that’s too terrified of algebra to notice that anything over 100% off is physically impossible.
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Trump is now promising drug prices will drop by 800%, which is a neat trick, since that would mean the companies are paying you to take the meds. He is openly counting on a base that’s too terrified of algebra to notice that anything over 100% off is physically impossible.
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In Moscow, they call her “our girl Tulsi” for a reason.
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
In Moscow, they call her “our girl Tulsi” for a reason.
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A little foreshadowing for the fate of that new name for the Kennedy Center.
www.npr.org/2018/05/02/6...
www.npr.org/2018/05/02/6...
Judge Sides With Residents Who Want Trump's Name Off Their NYC Building
A judge in New York said Trump Place, a condominium building on Manhattan's West Side, can remove the Trump name from the building if enough residents agree.
www.npr.org
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A little foreshadowing for the fate of that new name for the Kennedy Center.
www.npr.org/2018/05/02/6...
www.npr.org/2018/05/02/6...
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The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
this is frida. she is eating a fish donut.
December 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
this is frida. she is eating a fish donut.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a country in possession of a little bit of oil, must be in want of some American intervention.
ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍⁱᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᴶᵃⁿᵉ ᴬᵘˢᵗᵉⁿ
ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍⁱᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᴶᵃⁿᵉ ᴬᵘˢᵗᵉⁿ
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a country in possession of a little bit of oil, must be in want of some American intervention.
ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍⁱᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᴶᵃⁿᵉ ᴬᵘˢᵗᵉⁿ
ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍⁱᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᴶᵃⁿᵉ ᴬᵘˢᵗᵉⁿ
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Gerasimov and Russian Military claims they hold Kupyansk and eliminated 19 Ukrainian battalions in a week.
19 battalions is 10 thousand soldiers.
In the meantime Telegram on both Ukrainian and Russian side of War analytics shows videos of Ukrainians holding city Centre without opposition.
LOL
19 battalions is 10 thousand soldiers.
In the meantime Telegram on both Ukrainian and Russian side of War analytics shows videos of Ukrainians holding city Centre without opposition.
LOL
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Gerasimov and Russian Military claims they hold Kupyansk and eliminated 19 Ukrainian battalions in a week.
19 battalions is 10 thousand soldiers.
In the meantime Telegram on both Ukrainian and Russian side of War analytics shows videos of Ukrainians holding city Centre without opposition.
LOL
19 battalions is 10 thousand soldiers.
In the meantime Telegram on both Ukrainian and Russian side of War analytics shows videos of Ukrainians holding city Centre without opposition.
LOL