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(laughing nervously) what the fuck?
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Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
Went to the gym to cool down 😮💨
June 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Went to the gym to cool down 😮💨
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Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.
I'm so angry.
I'm so angry.
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.
I'm so angry.
I'm so angry.
Poolside in South Africa
May 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Poolside in South Africa
Took this instead of packing
April 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Took this instead of packing
Wtf is a “half birthday”!? No I am not celebrating that your bday is exactly 6 months away. Gen Z needs to be stopped.
March 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Wtf is a “half birthday”!? No I am not celebrating that your bday is exactly 6 months away. Gen Z needs to be stopped.
Overheard at Basement
March 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Overheard at Basement
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
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I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
Had stopped using it long ago, but I logged back in today and fully deactivated my twitter account. I don’t want to count towards any metric. Screw that guy forever.
February 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Had stopped using it long ago, but I logged back in today and fully deactivated my twitter account. I don’t want to count towards any metric. Screw that guy forever.
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Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
We all like to yell at the Democrats, but it’s really Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune who are letting Elon Musk and his faceless goon squad make a mockery of their power as leaders of a coequal branch without uttering a peep or lifting a finger.
February 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
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...check up on yo strong friends...
January 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
...check up on yo strong friends...
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can reduce up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
January 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can reduce up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
I like this
Here’s to getting naked with more friends in 2025 🥂
January 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I like this
there’s a levain bakery across the street from my gym. it’s my workout cookie.
My local supermarket has a decent pizza shop in it so every time I go to do my shopping I get a slice of “shopping pizza” which is pizza I eat while I shop for other healthier food and I cannot recommend this process enough
January 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
there’s a levain bakery across the street from my gym. it’s my workout cookie.
They’re onto something…
I have an extremely loose theory that part of the success of SQUID GAME and SHOGUN is that by using subtitles they actually demanded that the audience pay attention in an age of distraction and TV shows made for people half-watching
January 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
They’re onto something…
pretty much
January 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
pretty much
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Anita Bryant died, so, you know... the week's not a total loss.
January 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Anita Bryant died, so, you know... the week's not a total loss.
I’m in bed by 12 for the first time in 2 weeks please clap
January 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I’m in bed by 12 for the first time in 2 weeks please clap
Just asked the ex to hang out 🤡
January 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just asked the ex to hang out 🤡
2024 was good to me but wow has today worked hard to cancel that all out. 😩
December 30, 2024 at 10:39 PM
2024 was good to me but wow has today worked hard to cancel that all out. 😩
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Me: Eats 42,000 calories. Has one short walk. Yep. That’ll sort it.
December 29, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Me: Eats 42,000 calories. Has one short walk. Yep. That’ll sort it.
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Advent suggests that Jesus was one of those “it’s my birthday month” people.
December 24, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Advent suggests that Jesus was one of those “it’s my birthday month” people.