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Spencer
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I work in television sometimes, a warehouse other times. I make things when I can
In a New York Movie / woo-ooh ooh / Everything can change
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Really glad my mom waited to defend her thesis until a few months after I was born, never realized it was an either/or thing. My existence I personally could take or leave but I don’t think my brother would have fared as well as an only child
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Rocking the Nacho with a little bit of money color palette
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When Bo Nix is on a cold streak and I’m in the mood to speak a lil’ francais I call him Bo N. Iver
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Podcast analyzing the Cavs coaching strategies called The Atkinson Diet
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Isaiah Joe: for my money, one of the best names in sports
October 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Watch out, Pablo Torre, someone’s coming for your Finding Out crown
October 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA

CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
September 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Lot of people with money failing the Bitch Detection Test
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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"online extremism" monitors when the entire Philadelphia region starts posting "Year of Jihaad" memes
July 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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dude I love The National because it all sounds like a man whose greatest goal is living in Neil McCauleys house from Heat with no furniture
July 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Was pretty stressed here
June 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I had Steve Ballmer, Sumner Redstone, and the director of Toy Story 3 speak at my commencement ceremonies. None of those motherfuckers are Kermit the Frog, and that is why I will continue to withhold donations from my Alma mater
That loser who can't swim is mad at a puppet and admitting so on television lmaooo you could not force me to do this you could not pay me enough
May 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sparks games tend to average like 1-3 NBA players in attendance per game
May 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Diarrhea Planet at Brooklyn Bowl 2016
so we did worst concert experience, what's your best concert experience?

my favourites so far have been gwar (saw em 2-3x before dave brockie died), and pixies (shockingly without kim deal, they were still great despite zero stage presence. they're my fave tho so maybe I'm biased)
May 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Absolutely loathe commercials that are in the style of a TikTok popping up on a damn TV broadcast. What hell have we created for ourselves that broadcast television flow is now a lamentable lost art
April 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Answer: not a goddamn thing, as I am in my mid-30s
April 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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winning young men to progressivism by promising them sick gains from time under tension upholding the social contract
March 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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People assume Andrew Cuomo is tough and A Fighter because he always looks angry and acts weird. Mistaking a total lack of emotional self-regulation and wild, self-destructive spite for Masculine Strength is one of the defining political errors to me. No one even tries to keep it together anymore.
March 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
More like The New Dork Times
March 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. flaminghydra.com/issue-243/
January 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Mina continues to know ball
My life’s mission is to convince people to watch Patriot 🫡
Watched ‘Patriot’ under your recommendation. Loved it !!!
January 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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364 days a year, CNN's business plan is to let the worst lobbyists on Earth argue over each other. yet on this one day it becomes "get drunk and ask Lenny Kravitz where he is most ticklish"
January 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM