OldThinkerTube
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My bio movie is 3.5 hours of me descaling my Keurig to a soundtrack by Mogwai.
November 24, 2024 at 7:15 PM
My bio movie is 3.5 hours of me descaling my Keurig to a soundtrack by Mogwai.
dads: your baby shower better not take 40 damn minutes
July 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
dads: your baby shower better not take 40 damn minutes
Have you ever called anything macaroni that wasn’t clearly macaroni?
June 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Have you ever called anything macaroni that wasn’t clearly macaroni?
A reboot of Memento but he just has a load of needlessly cryptic Outlook reminders
May 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A reboot of Memento but he just has a load of needlessly cryptic Outlook reminders
I wonder how many Trump voters straight up don’t realize they are being directly mocked by the first episode of Daredevil: Born Again.
March 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I wonder how many Trump voters straight up don’t realize they are being directly mocked by the first episode of Daredevil: Born Again.
I wish I’d known them
February 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I wish I’d known them
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i’m not here to make friends, i’m here to avenge the death of disco
January 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i’m not here to make friends, i’m here to avenge the death of disco
Kids these days don’t seem to understand that a hamburger could very well be a clue
January 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Kids these days don’t seem to understand that a hamburger could very well be a clue
Why are we still struggling with how to treat each other when this kid showed us 35 years ago
December 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Why are we still struggling with how to treat each other when this kid showed us 35 years ago
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million dollar idea: a one horse closed sleigh
December 20, 2024 at 10:51 PM
million dollar idea: a one horse closed sleigh
My favorite part of #Gladiator2 is when they jump all those sharks.
December 14, 2024 at 11:25 PM
My favorite part of #Gladiator2 is when they jump all those sharks.
Playing against the Buffalo Bills in a blizzard is like racing Aquaman to the Mariana Trench.
December 2, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Playing against the Buffalo Bills in a blizzard is like racing Aquaman to the Mariana Trench.
The real issue with Columbus police using pepper spray on Michigan and Ohio State players is that folks don’t really like seasonings in the midwest.
December 1, 2024 at 1:03 PM
The real issue with Columbus police using pepper spray on Michigan and Ohio State players is that folks don’t really like seasonings in the midwest.
Wild horses couldn’t drag me away, but they could easily lure me with skittles.
December 1, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Wild horses couldn’t drag me away, but they could easily lure me with skittles.
I want you always by my side, but I also need to poot kinda bad do you mind
November 25, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I want you always by my side, but I also need to poot kinda bad do you mind
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alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful
September 15, 2023 at 9:43 PM
alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful
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[At a bar]
Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: What?
Guy: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.
Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: What?
Guy: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.
November 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM
[At a bar]
Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: What?
Guy: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.
Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: What?
Guy: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.
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Me: Finally, time to go to sleep. Boy am I tired.
Ice machine: Hey wanna hear my impression of someone breaking into your house
Ice machine: Hey wanna hear my impression of someone breaking into your house
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Me: Finally, time to go to sleep. Boy am I tired.
Ice machine: Hey wanna hear my impression of someone breaking into your house
Ice machine: Hey wanna hear my impression of someone breaking into your house
Mailbox is a four letter word. Occasionally.
November 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Mailbox is a four letter word. Occasionally.
My bio movie is 3.5 hours of me descaling my Keurig to a soundtrack by Mogwai.
November 24, 2024 at 7:15 PM
My bio movie is 3.5 hours of me descaling my Keurig to a soundtrack by Mogwai.
Good morning to everyone except removable duvet covers.
November 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Good morning to everyone except removable duvet covers.
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November 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
alakazam voodoo
No one has EVER turned on the heater and burned off their peter so just stop.
November 24, 2024 at 7:03 PM
No one has EVER turned on the heater and burned off their peter so just stop.