Sean the Seanizer
@oldjavaguy.bsky.social
Austrian-American Tech Dad raised in Berlin, living in the PNW. TKD 5th Dan, Bike commuter, Whisk(e)y lover.
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When that book about System Design Interviews could have used better editing
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When that book about System Design Interviews could have used better editing
All Monty Python movies. Avengers Endgame. No Retreat, no Surrender. Cyrano de Bergerac (Depardieu version). The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and her Lover. Man bites Dog. 2012. 1900. Independence Day.
Weird mix, I know
Weird mix, I know
What’s a movie you can watch over and over again?
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
All Monty Python movies. Avengers Endgame. No Retreat, no Surrender. Cyrano de Bergerac (Depardieu version). The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and her Lover. Man bites Dog. 2012. 1900. Independence Day.
Weird mix, I know
Weird mix, I know
What perfect album came out the year I turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
What perfect album came out the year I turned 16?
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
Share a GIF or vid that reminds you of your teenage years…
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Share a GIF or vid that reminds you of your teenage years…
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every company in 2025
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
every company in 2025
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Age yourself with gaming
Katie Wilson took the lead in the Seattle mayoral and my local Nextdoor is reacting exactly how we knew it would
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Katie Wilson took the lead in the Seattle mayoral and my local Nextdoor is reacting exactly how we knew it would
Met him at a drugstore once and talked to him, not knowing who he was. When I found out, he took this selfie with my kids. Rip to a humble giant
www.seattletimes.com/sports/sonic...
www.seattletimes.com/sports/sonic...
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Met him at a drugstore once and talked to him, not knowing who he was. When I found out, he took this selfie with my kids. Rip to a humble giant
www.seattletimes.com/sports/sonic...
www.seattletimes.com/sports/sonic...
Fuck, got laid off today.
Anybody know of a Staff or Principal level role in the Greater Seattle Area or remote?
Backend / Full Stack / Software Architecture, ideally JVM based
Anybody know of a Staff or Principal level role in the Greater Seattle Area or remote?
Backend / Full Stack / Software Architecture, ideally JVM based
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Fuck, got laid off today.
Anybody know of a Staff or Principal level role in the Greater Seattle Area or remote?
Backend / Full Stack / Software Architecture, ideally JVM based
Anybody know of a Staff or Principal level role in the Greater Seattle Area or remote?
Backend / Full Stack / Software Architecture, ideally JVM based
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I hear Hell elected a new VP
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I hear Hell elected a new VP
Turning on the cam for a work call.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Turning on the cam for a work call.
The @seattletimes.com election endorsements are so bad, they make me rethink the few cases where I agree with them. Thankfully I dropped my ballot off days ago.
www.seattletimes.com/opinion/edit...
www.seattletimes.com/opinion/edit...
Seattle Times editorial board endorsements: Nov. 4, 2025, general election | Editorial
These recommendations are offered for consideration as you, the voter, do your other homework.
www.seattletimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The @seattletimes.com election endorsements are so bad, they make me rethink the few cases where I agree with them. Thankfully I dropped my ballot off days ago.
www.seattletimes.com/opinion/edit...
www.seattletimes.com/opinion/edit...
Name a movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif.
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Name a movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif.
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Easy, here are 4:
Easy, here are 4:
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Easy, here are 4:
Easy, here are 4:
Someone seems to be a bit butthurt here. All of this because I said I'd rather vote for the shittiest Dem than enabling another GOP fascist.
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Someone seems to be a bit butthurt here. All of this because I said I'd rather vote for the shittiest Dem than enabling another GOP fascist.
When I read "Common Sense", I immediately know it's going to suck.
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
When I read "Common Sense", I immediately know it's going to suck.
Communities in Germany are being destroyed by Nazis, not Muslims
Eric Adams, endorsing Cuomo: "New York can't be Europe, folks ... Those Islamic extremisms that are burning churches in Nigeria, that are destroying communities in Germany, that have taken over the logical thinkings. And that's what I'm fighting for."
October 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Communities in Germany are being destroyed by Nazis, not Muslims
What is it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
What is it like inside your head?
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter