OG Introvert
@oldgert.bsky.social
Update: he's still wanking into a rustler burger and she's still happily married
One of my oldest mates has been in bits recently over someone he fumbled years ago. Reason being he wasn't willing to give up his online interactions with women (mates) for her, at the time I thought she was unreasonable but looking back I kinda get it, those 'mates' probably thought they could
May 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Update: he's still wanking into a rustler burger and she's still happily married
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Is the spacing weird on here or am I having a fucking seizure
February 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Is the spacing weird on here or am I having a fucking seizure
One of my oldest mates has been in bits recently over someone he fumbled years ago. Reason being he wasn't willing to give up his online interactions with women (mates) for her, at the time I thought she was unreasonable but looking back I kinda get it, those 'mates' probably thought they could
February 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
One of my oldest mates has been in bits recently over someone he fumbled years ago. Reason being he wasn't willing to give up his online interactions with women (mates) for her, at the time I thought she was unreasonable but looking back I kinda get it, those 'mates' probably thought they could
Nobody talks about the pain of talking to someone normally when you used to talk romantically
a cat is giving a thumbs up sign while crying .
ALT: a cat is giving a thumbs up sign while crying .
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February 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Nobody talks about the pain of talking to someone normally when you used to talk romantically
Dog sitter just called to tell me the dogs wiped its arse on the rug
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
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February 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Dog sitter just called to tell me the dogs wiped its arse on the rug
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People who can't hold a grudge freak me out. I've been sat on some for 20 years.
February 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
People who can't hold a grudge freak me out. I've been sat on some for 20 years.
Word of advice lads n lasses, if you lose feelings for someone during the talking stage, LET THEM GO (tell them nicely obvi) but.. I beg you... LET THEM GO
I'm currently getting breadcrumbed so bad I think I'd rather be ghosted, at least then the healing can start, FML.
a stuffed animal is standing on a grassy field .
ALT: a stuffed animal is standing on a grassy field .
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February 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Word of advice lads n lasses, if you lose feelings for someone during the talking stage, LET THEM GO (tell them nicely obvi) but.. I beg you... LET THEM GO
I want a dog cam to see what they get up to when I'm out but I fear I'll just upset myself
February 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I want a dog cam to see what they get up to when I'm out but I fear I'll just upset myself
Turns out it was much worse...He started another situationship whilst breadcrumbing me
Consider him tossed in the bin - no pun intended
Consider him tossed in the bin - no pun intended
I've just realised he talks to me more when he's at work.......
He's frikking married isn't he
He's frikking married isn't he
a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
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February 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Turns out it was much worse...He started another situationship whilst breadcrumbing me
Consider him tossed in the bin - no pun intended
Consider him tossed in the bin - no pun intended
Living in the Lake District has its perks on days like this, absolutely stunnin hun 💅🏼
February 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Living in the Lake District has its perks on days like this, absolutely stunnin hun 💅🏼
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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
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Part of me wants to do what my other friends are doing at the end of the year and completely come off of social media.
I’m more of a text to text person. And if you can talk with me enough I’m more than happy to give my number out.
I’m just so disconnected from the day to day social media stuff
I’m more of a text to text person. And if you can talk with me enough I’m more than happy to give my number out.
I’m just so disconnected from the day to day social media stuff
December 11, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Part of me wants to do what my other friends are doing at the end of the year and completely come off of social media.
I’m more of a text to text person. And if you can talk with me enough I’m more than happy to give my number out.
I’m just so disconnected from the day to day social media stuff
I’m more of a text to text person. And if you can talk with me enough I’m more than happy to give my number out.
I’m just so disconnected from the day to day social media stuff
I've just realised he talks to me more when he's at work.......
He's frikking married isn't he
He's frikking married isn't he
a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
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December 12, 2024 at 8:52 AM
I've just realised he talks to me more when he's at work.......
He's frikking married isn't he
He's frikking married isn't he
I'm currently getting breadcrumbed so bad I think I'd rather be ghosted, at least then the healing can start, FML.
a stuffed animal is standing on a grassy field .
ALT: a stuffed animal is standing on a grassy field .
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December 11, 2024 at 12:33 PM
I'm currently getting breadcrumbed so bad I think I'd rather be ghosted, at least then the healing can start, FML.
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Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄
December 4, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄
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Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
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Idek how someone can make you feel so loved and so shitty at the same time
November 17, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Idek how someone can make you feel so loved and so shitty at the same time
Rebekah Vardy voting Coleen Rooney for every I'm a celeb challenge possible
a woman is sitting on a couch looking at her phone with the bravo logo on the bottom
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch looking at her phone with the bravo logo on the bottom
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November 17, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Rebekah Vardy voting Coleen Rooney for every I'm a celeb challenge possible
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In bluesky, we all fam 💙☁️
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 AM
In bluesky, we all fam 💙☁️
Me: I'll have a small burger and fries please
Five Guys:
Five Guys:
November 17, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Me: I'll have a small burger and fries please
Five Guys:
Five Guys:
Me reading all your posts about how many followers you've gained on Bluesky whilst my follower count stays at 12
November 17, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Me reading all your posts about how many followers you've gained on Bluesky whilst my follower count stays at 12
Just call me Bugs bunny because I would DEVOUR these beautiful specimens
SCARLET BEGONIAS HONEY ROASTED CARROTS Because Sides Should Be Sexy Too!
Take Your #Thanksgiving #SideDishes Higher with #TheKillerCook Globally Inspired #DryRub Collection.
Thank You Steve @offthemenunapa For This Killer Cook & For Your Ongoing Support!
#cooking #food #grilling #bbqmunity #bbq
Take Your #Thanksgiving #SideDishes Higher with #TheKillerCook Globally Inspired #DryRub Collection.
Thank You Steve @offthemenunapa For This Killer Cook & For Your Ongoing Support!
#cooking #food #grilling #bbqmunity #bbq
November 17, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Just call me Bugs bunny because I would DEVOUR these beautiful specimens
Me spying on my Twitter mutuals migrating to Bluesky
November 17, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Me spying on my Twitter mutuals migrating to Bluesky