Smells like it tastes good

Can't sleep without mine - drop it on my face every night, knocks me flat out

Probably worth noting this woman was 100% his soulmate, and I've known him for 38 years. It's horrific to see, there's a lesson to learned here isn't there

Have him if they wanted him, which is the worst feeling even if you trust your partner, the thought of others thinking they could have them if they wanted is gut wrenching.

Long story short he's now alone wanking into a rustler burger every night whilst she's tucked up with her fella content af.

I have such a love hate relationship with it, I recently started seeing someone who's quite popular online and it muddies so many of the lines when it comes to loyalty and the rest, and it's shame because he's probably the best bloke I've ever met, maybe I'm just old I dunno 😂