Olaf DF
@olafdf.bsky.social
Three upside-down TikTok users in a trench coat, posing as a demi-male, demi-German, demi-academic boomer in the wonderful land of Oz. they/he
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"Vegane Wurst" sei irreführend, aber "hocheffiziente Verbrenner" erfinden.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Vegane Wurst" sei irreführend, aber "hocheffiziente Verbrenner" erfinden.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Die CDU ist empört über die Bronzestatue von Walter #Lübcke vor ihrer Parteizentrale. Ich bin empört über die Reaktion der CDU.
(Geschenklink)
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
(Geschenklink)
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
Konrad-Adenauer-Haus: Walter Lübcke gehört nicht der CDU
Die CDU schäumt: Eine Aktionsgruppe hat die Statue des von einem Rechtsextremen ermordeten Lübcke vor ihre Zentrale gestellt. "Geschmacklos", findet Merz. Was soll das?
www.zeit.de
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Die CDU ist empört über die Bronzestatue von Walter #Lübcke vor ihrer Parteizentrale. Ich bin empört über die Reaktion der CDU.
(Geschenklink)
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
(Geschenklink)
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
LXII
(Today, I deleted Facebook and Instagram as a present to myself, so I'll be continuing my annual Roman numeral posts on this here platform until I won't.)
(Today, I deleted Facebook and Instagram as a present to myself, so I'll be continuing my annual Roman numeral posts on this here platform until I won't.)
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
LXII
(Today, I deleted Facebook and Instagram as a present to myself, so I'll be continuing my annual Roman numeral posts on this here platform until I won't.)
(Today, I deleted Facebook and Instagram as a present to myself, so I'll be continuing my annual Roman numeral posts on this here platform until I won't.)
I was today years old when I learned that the original meaning of the word villain is a serf a person of low birth.
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I was today years old when I learned that the original meaning of the word villain is a serf a person of low birth.
As a kid, I enjoyed playing with a construction kit called Plastikant. Sadly, it was a bit more limited in terms of edge angles and face shapes.
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
As a kid, I enjoyed playing with a construction kit called Plastikant. Sadly, it was a bit more limited in terms of edge angles and face shapes.
Is Partially Muscled Skeleton Day disrespectful to the accidental superhuman community? #olafgoogling
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Is Partially Muscled Skeleton Day disrespectful to the accidental superhuman community? #olafgoogling
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
I think I have a new favorite pizza. Caramelized onions, goat cheese, rosemary and honey, from a place one suburb away.
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I think I have a new favorite pizza. Caramelized onions, goat cheese, rosemary and honey, from a place one suburb away.
Today I learned that Graham Lineham wrote and directed The IT Crowd, the only TV show I ever bought a box set of and later threw in the garbage because I wanted no part in anyone exposing themselves to such vile bigotry. Back then, I had no idea who Lineham was. I'm not making this up.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Today I learned that Graham Lineham wrote and directed The IT Crowd, the only TV show I ever bought a box set of and later threw in the garbage because I wanted no part in anyone exposing themselves to such vile bigotry. Back then, I had no idea who Lineham was. I'm not making this up.
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Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo
*screams at computer screen* You don't understand me at all, targeted ads!!
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
*screams at computer screen* You don't understand me at all, targeted ads!!
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Wenn nur die "Töchter" - die Frauen bis 24 Jahre – gewählt hätten, hätte Rot-Rot-Grün unter einer linken Kanzlerin die absolute Mehrheit und Merz wäre nie Kanzler geworden.
October 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Wenn nur die "Töchter" - die Frauen bis 24 Jahre – gewählt hätten, hätte Rot-Rot-Grün unter einer linken Kanzlerin die absolute Mehrheit und Merz wäre nie Kanzler geworden.
This may look like harmless fun to you, but remember that the fascist nervous system works differently. This kind of over-stimulation could well be lethal for them.
October 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This may look like harmless fun to you, but remember that the fascist nervous system works differently. This kind of over-stimulation could well be lethal for them.
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The Tesla t has a shape like an iud and it also works as birth control in that you will not get laid
October 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Tesla t has a shape like an iud and it also works as birth control in that you will not get laid
Ruin a song by adding the word ‘literally’ to the title.
Papa literally was a rolling stone
(A song from the Everything Everywhere All at Once universe.)
Papa literally was a rolling stone
(A song from the Everything Everywhere All at Once universe.)
Literally Ain’t Misbehavin’
Ruin a song by adding the word ‘literally’ to the title. I’ll start.
Love will literally tear us apart.
Love will literally tear us apart.
September 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Ruin a song by adding the word ‘literally’ to the title.
Papa literally was a rolling stone
(A song from the Everything Everywhere All at Once universe.)
Papa literally was a rolling stone
(A song from the Everything Everywhere All at Once universe.)
Magic is when your universe has an API.
September 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Magic is when your universe has an API.
Why are skeets not called bleats?
September 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Why are skeets not called bleats?
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i filtered all the microplastics out of my blood and now i have three artisanal milk crates
July 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i filtered all the microplastics out of my blood and now i have three artisanal milk crates
I guess I'm still making virtual dresses and such.
July 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I guess I'm still making virtual dresses and such.
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
I briefly debated starting a YouTube channel with shopping haul videos, single male boomer style. Today I went and bought door stoppers, furniture gliders and lavender sacks and then I had my enormous multi-focal glasses fixed because the lens on the left had been plotting an escape.
June 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I briefly debated starting a YouTube channel with shopping haul videos, single male boomer style. Today I went and bought door stoppers, furniture gliders and lavender sacks and then I had my enormous multi-focal glasses fixed because the lens on the left had been plotting an escape.
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The Preservation Alliance has a weird thing about food and medical care and other things humans need to survive being free and available anywhere.
June 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The Preservation Alliance has a weird thing about food and medical care and other things humans need to survive being free and available anywhere.