Olaf DF
@olafdf.bsky.social
Three upside-down TikTok users in a trench coat, posing as a demi-male, demi-German, demi-academic boomer in the wonderful land of Oz. they/he
In corporate America (and Canada), AI slopbot is using you.
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
In corporate America (and Canada), AI slopbot is using you.
I wish there were more of Lycoris Recoil, but we can always just watch it again.
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I wish there were more of Lycoris Recoil, but we can always just watch it again.
I always have a can of butter beans and a small can of diced tomatoes in the cupboard for emergencies.
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I always have a can of butter beans and a small can of diced tomatoes in the cupboard for emergencies.
Clearly, you do not have enough mewsy terms mewted.
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Clearly, you do not have enough mewsy terms mewted.
She looks like she's out of a Ukrainian remake of The Avengers.
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
She looks like she's out of a Ukrainian remake of The Avengers.
Swim suits and body languages, I should say, just to throw us all off.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Swim suits and body languages, I should say, just to throw us all off.
Unless they've traded their swim suits, yes.
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Unless they've traded their swim suits, yes.
To me that sounds like an Anime title, and I’d watch it.
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
To me that sounds like an Anime title, and I’d watch it.
My hypothesis is that Australians consider it impolite to pronounce a vowel straight out without acknowledging the existence of at least two other vowels.
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
My hypothesis is that Australians consider it impolite to pronounce a vowel straight out without acknowledging the existence of at least two other vowels.
Te-he, you said hoard!
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Te-he, you said hoard!
Would you happen to have a pie chart summarizing your research?
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Would you happen to have a pie chart summarizing your research?
I think by GRRM conventions, his surname would have to be Spark.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I think by GRRM conventions, his surname would have to be Spark.
I still remember many years back when I tried to find pickles in Germany that weren't disgustingly sweet and thought the "sugar free" ones were the answer. So wrong! So, so wrong!
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I still remember many years back when I tried to find pickles in Germany that weren't disgustingly sweet and thought the "sugar free" ones were the answer. So wrong! So, so wrong!
That reminds me of how my favorite Marvel Superhero is Eichhornmädchen.
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
That reminds me of how my favorite Marvel Superhero is Eichhornmädchen.
She would prefer to prune dried plums from her diet, it appears.
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
She would prefer to prune dried plums from her diet, it appears.
It's the best of all possible jokes.
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's the best of all possible jokes.