Brian
@ohheybrian.bsky.social
Someday I am going to walk out of here free
he/him
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I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
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sobbing
2006: Jacob Wilson to Jack Wilson
2025: Jack Wilson to Jacob Wilson
2025: Jack Wilson to Jacob Wilson
September 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
sobbing
Why can’t I have an iPod full of 40 gigs of music I stole from the rest of my dorm anymore?
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Why can’t I have an iPod full of 40 gigs of music I stole from the rest of my dorm anymore?
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Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
May 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
Really looking forward to Stellan Skarsgard rasping out some new Star Wars names tonight
April 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Really looking forward to Stellan Skarsgard rasping out some new Star Wars names tonight
Rewatching Andor and I can’t believe I forgot about my favorite Star Wars character: Guy Who Hits the Big Anvil
April 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Rewatching Andor and I can’t believe I forgot about my favorite Star Wars character: Guy Who Hits the Big Anvil
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Yoshi is born with shoes on, but it's the fucked up world he's born into that puts a gun in his hand
February 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Yoshi is born with shoes on, but it's the fucked up world he's born into that puts a gun in his hand
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MVP
During Kendrick's halftime show a man unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and eventually tackled and removed by security.
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
MVP
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Seinfeld: The Congestion Pricing Episode
January 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Seinfeld: The Congestion Pricing Episode
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KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
September 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
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After a closed-door lunch on the Hill, Republican senators were said to be “impressed” with The Smile Entity’s vision,
December 12, 2024 at 4:55 AM
After a closed-door lunch on the Hill, Republican senators were said to be “impressed” with The Smile Entity’s vision,
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this is actually not true, because his case rests entirely on one issue and one issue only: is there a cool person on the jury?
Law Professor here: Luigi Mangione’s written confession will hurt his legal case.
December 10, 2024 at 11:57 PM
this is actually not true, because his case rests entirely on one issue and one issue only: is there a cool person on the jury?
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Before and after eating way too much porridge
April 17, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Before and after eating way too much porridge
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the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists
March 26, 2024 at 4:32 PM
the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists
Wife’s out of town, kids asleep. You know I gotta watch BlackBerry and then select cuts from the Eras tour. Uh oh he’s vibing
March 9, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Wife’s out of town, kids asleep. You know I gotta watch BlackBerry and then select cuts from the Eras tour. Uh oh he’s vibing
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As a parent of young kids, Christmas is the time when you must train yourself to efficiently open and then break down cardboard boxes the way Reacher might field-strip a sidearm
December 26, 2023 at 2:07 AM
As a parent of young kids, Christmas is the time when you must train yourself to efficiently open and then break down cardboard boxes the way Reacher might field-strip a sidearm
Dad opinion incoming: For All Mankind is so fucking good this season.
December 22, 2023 at 3:30 AM
Dad opinion incoming: For All Mankind is so fucking good this season.
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Oh sure I'll give you a bluesky code just gaze from the window of your upper stronghold across the abyssal expanse of the Canyon Desolate *you do so and see me on the distant roof of my orrery writing to you in great glyphs of flame easily seen and understood by the more educated brigands*
October 20, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Oh sure I'll give you a bluesky code just gaze from the window of your upper stronghold across the abyssal expanse of the Canyon Desolate *you do so and see me on the distant roof of my orrery writing to you in great glyphs of flame easily seen and understood by the more educated brigands*
Just watched “The Game” for the first time. Please nobody “The Game” me for my birthday. I just want, like, a carrot cake.
September 23, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Just watched “The Game” for the first time. Please nobody “The Game” me for my birthday. I just want, like, a carrot cake.