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@ohheckbud.bsky.social
Some people say I have a way of lighting up a room.
It's called "arson," and those people are witnesses.
It's called "arson," and those people are witnesses.
Pinned
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@ohheckbud.bsky.social
· Mar 3
I need to find me a divorced dad outside a bar while I'm having a smoke and he's asking for a drag and it becomes the basis for Mr. Brightside Redeux
Me: connects with guy on all the levels. Communication is tight - makes sense, he's deaf.
And has a FUCKING GF AAAAA
Whatever he's still rad and I always love new friends.
And has a FUCKING GF AAAAA
Whatever he's still rad and I always love new friends.
June 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Me: connects with guy on all the levels. Communication is tight - makes sense, he's deaf.
And has a FUCKING GF AAAAA
Whatever he's still rad and I always love new friends.
And has a FUCKING GF AAAAA
Whatever he's still rad and I always love new friends.
Crackhead babysitting is rough.
June 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Crackhead babysitting is rough.
Ate 200mg instead of 20mg for sleep yesterday
Good morning, 9pm 😳
Good morning, 9pm 😳
March 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Ate 200mg instead of 20mg for sleep yesterday
Good morning, 9pm 😳
Good morning, 9pm 😳
I've always had a school girl crush on @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
And he's gonna be in Bozeman in May.
I should get very far away seats and avoid eye contact.
#OneOfManyReasons I've been perpetually single
And he's gonna be in Bozeman in May.
I should get very far away seats and avoid eye contact.
#OneOfManyReasons I've been perpetually single
March 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I've always had a school girl crush on @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
And he's gonna be in Bozeman in May.
I should get very far away seats and avoid eye contact.
#OneOfManyReasons I've been perpetually single
And he's gonna be in Bozeman in May.
I should get very far away seats and avoid eye contact.
#OneOfManyReasons I've been perpetually single
March 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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If only they were both beasts that were only rumored to exist
March 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If only they were both beasts that were only rumored to exist
I do, actually, know too much random shit.
I'm ripping thru Celebrity Jeopardy..
I've always been able to rip thru Jeopardy..
I'm ripping thru Celebrity Jeopardy..
I've always been able to rip thru Jeopardy..
March 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I do, actually, know too much random shit.
I'm ripping thru Celebrity Jeopardy..
I've always been able to rip thru Jeopardy..
I'm ripping thru Celebrity Jeopardy..
I've always been able to rip thru Jeopardy..
Whenever I hear "Mrs Robinson," I think of Robin Williams as Mrs Doubtfire, and idk why.
March 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Whenever I hear "Mrs Robinson," I think of Robin Williams as Mrs Doubtfire, and idk why.
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What To Know About Beef Tallow
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theonion.com/what-to...
March 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
What To Know About Beef Tallow
theonion.com/what-to...
theonion.com/what-to...
🎶 Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world 🎶
March 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
🎶 Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world 🎶
Free Healthcare in America is knowing that medical debt doesn't affect your credit, and THEY CAN'T COME FOR YOU.
They will try... multiple times a day, every day, however.
They will try... multiple times a day, every day, however.
March 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Free Healthcare in America is knowing that medical debt doesn't affect your credit, and THEY CAN'T COME FOR YOU.
They will try... multiple times a day, every day, however.
They will try... multiple times a day, every day, however.
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no one wants to work anymore
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
no one wants to work anymore
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4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream
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March 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream
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theonion.com/4-year-...
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It's been St. Patrick's day for hours and I'm still not drunk yet.
March 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It's been St. Patrick's day for hours and I'm still not drunk yet.
March 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I have a new band I'm absolutely addicted to.
Big Richard 😍
Big Richard 😍
March 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I have a new band I'm absolutely addicted to.
Big Richard 😍
Big Richard 😍
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March 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm always watching SWAT before Fire Country.. sorrynotsorry @cbstvstudios.bsky.social
Maybe don't be canceling SWAT.. again. 😡
Maybe don't be canceling SWAT.. again. 😡
March 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I'm always watching SWAT before Fire Country.. sorrynotsorry @cbstvstudios.bsky.social
Maybe don't be canceling SWAT.. again. 😡
Maybe don't be canceling SWAT.. again. 😡
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Mark Zuckerberg's G650 Took off from Bozeman, Montana, United States.
March 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Mark Zuckerberg's G650 Took off from Bozeman, Montana, United States.
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Watching Deli Boys and I have only one question:
Where are the sandwiches?
Where are the sandwiches?
March 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Watching Deli Boys and I have only one question:
Where are the sandwiches?
Where are the sandwiches?
Welp. Barber from the Biscuits just liked one of my pictures on insta.. my day can end.
March 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Welp. Barber from the Biscuits just liked one of my pictures on insta.. my day can end.
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James Taylor & Carole King - (BBC In Concert, 11/13/71).
“You’ve Got a Friend”, was first recorded by King and included on her
album, #Tapestry (1971). James Taylor’s version was released as a single in 1971, reaching Number One on the Billboard Hot 100. #jamestaylor #caroleking #youvegotafriend
“You’ve Got a Friend”, was first recorded by King and included on her
album, #Tapestry (1971). James Taylor’s version was released as a single in 1971, reaching Number One on the Billboard Hot 100. #jamestaylor #caroleking #youvegotafriend
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
James Taylor & Carole King - (BBC In Concert, 11/13/71).
“You’ve Got a Friend”, was first recorded by King and included on her
album, #Tapestry (1971). James Taylor’s version was released as a single in 1971, reaching Number One on the Billboard Hot 100. #jamestaylor #caroleking #youvegotafriend
“You’ve Got a Friend”, was first recorded by King and included on her
album, #Tapestry (1971). James Taylor’s version was released as a single in 1971, reaching Number One on the Billboard Hot 100. #jamestaylor #caroleking #youvegotafriend