Regular Mike
@ohanothermike.bsky.social
Deadpan shitposting lefty. Beardedsaffa from twitter
I'm glad he was called Little Richard and not Baby Dick
March 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm glad he was called Little Richard and not Baby Dick
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Which sounds sexier
butthole or bunghole?
butthole or bunghole?
March 4, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Which sounds sexier
butthole or bunghole?
butthole or bunghole?
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[forgetting the word tambourine]
one musical frisbee please
one musical frisbee please
February 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
[forgetting the word tambourine]
one musical frisbee please
one musical frisbee please
Guys Elon just got the shit kicked out of him by AC/DC. He thought they were singing 'Dirty dweebs done dirt cheap' and asked for a hand job
February 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Guys Elon just got the shit kicked out of him by AC/DC. He thought they were singing 'Dirty dweebs done dirt cheap' and asked for a hand job
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R.E.M.: should we talk about the weather?
me: sure
R.E.M.: should we talk about the government?
Me: NO!!!
me: sure
R.E.M.: should we talk about the government?
Me: NO!!!
February 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
R.E.M.: should we talk about the weather?
me: sure
R.E.M.: should we talk about the government?
Me: NO!!!
me: sure
R.E.M.: should we talk about the government?
Me: NO!!!
The name's Bond. Molecular Bond
- a nerd, probably
- a nerd, probably
February 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The name's Bond. Molecular Bond
- a nerd, probably
- a nerd, probably
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opens trenchcoat to reveal several cartons of eggs
February 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
opens trenchcoat to reveal several cartons of eggs
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I got a small role in the GI Jane movie… a cameoflage if you will.
February 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I got a small role in the GI Jane movie… a cameoflage if you will.
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get a hamster
dress him in a tiny spacesuit
call him Fuzz Aldrin
nobody can stop you
dress him in a tiny spacesuit
call him Fuzz Aldrin
nobody can stop you
February 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
get a hamster
dress him in a tiny spacesuit
call him Fuzz Aldrin
nobody can stop you
dress him in a tiny spacesuit
call him Fuzz Aldrin
nobody can stop you
Legs? Oh you mean my meat stilts
January 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Legs? Oh you mean my meat stilts
Need anything from aldi? Milk? Bread? Some butts?
January 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Need anything from aldi? Milk? Bread? Some butts?
This present wrapping needs more alcohol
December 24, 2024 at 2:07 PM
This present wrapping needs more alcohol
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if you're dumb & drunk enough you can in fact put lipstick on a pig
November 29, 2024 at 6:00 PM
if you're dumb & drunk enough you can in fact put lipstick on a pig
Did a twitter poll to ask if bluesky was anything like old twitter and the result was 'Eggs'. So, yes?
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Did a twitter poll to ask if bluesky was anything like old twitter and the result was 'Eggs'. So, yes?