Andrew
@oddlycalm.bsky.social
Just here to enjoy all the funny people that used to be on... well you know.
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[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
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[quietly tries to open a can of beer]
driving instructor: what was that
driving instructor: what was that
November 24, 2024 at 4:57 PM
[quietly tries to open a can of beer]
driving instructor: what was that
driving instructor: what was that
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Me: Maybe things won't be so bad after all
The News: Get fucked, you gormless dingdong. You absolute driveling blubberhead
The News: Get fucked, you gormless dingdong. You absolute driveling blubberhead
November 15, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Me: Maybe things won't be so bad after all
The News: Get fucked, you gormless dingdong. You absolute driveling blubberhead
The News: Get fucked, you gormless dingdong. You absolute driveling blubberhead
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[Oregon Trail 1852]
Doctor: Any final words?
Man dying of dysentery: I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.
Doctor: Any final words?
Man dying of dysentery: I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.
August 14, 2023 at 3:33 PM
[Oregon Trail 1852]
Doctor: Any final words?
Man dying of dysentery: I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.
Doctor: Any final words?
Man dying of dysentery: I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.
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"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
August 12, 2023 at 3:47 PM
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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[whispering to son before he goes in mcdonalds play place] in about ten minutes pretend you're stuck so I can go in there
August 15, 2023 at 1:58 PM
[whispering to son before he goes in mcdonalds play place] in about ten minutes pretend you're stuck so I can go in there
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You: Wracked by the pain of cognitive dissonance
Me: Calmly mentally rotating all the contradictory things I believe
Me: Calmly mentally rotating all the contradictory things I believe
August 19, 2023 at 2:39 AM
You: Wracked by the pain of cognitive dissonance
Me: Calmly mentally rotating all the contradictory things I believe
Me: Calmly mentally rotating all the contradictory things I believe